Always Cheating: A Fantasy Premier League Podcast
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FPL Scouting Notebook for GW3:
Read, subscribe, and any RTs appreciated—thanks!
#FPL
#GW3
#FantasyPremierLeague
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Adama Traore was built in a lab to test the limits of xG
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Dubravka with one of the wildest FPL point tallies you’ll ever see.
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So Emi Martinez was just sitting there all along? On the bench? For years?
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For the sake of FPL, let's hope we never have another year like this with forwards again.
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Anyone else have a minor panic attack when “checking for existing team” pops up on the
@OfficialFPL
app?
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Seriously, quit blaming FPL managers who get screwed by COVID postponements.
Just stop.
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Not 100% sure how to play this game well anymore.
I guess the new thinking is: “don’t captain the best player in the game at home to the worst team.”
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Benching DCL for Soucek. That’s a stomach punch.
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It’s a beautiful day in the USA.
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Wildcarded for Kane (C) and Son 💪
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Spurs performance is even more impressive when you consider Lamela is playing with a horrifying mouth injury and Son will need season-ending hamstring surgery.
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Pretty sure that, as a non-Salah owner, Josh has logged off. So I, Brandon, am here to celebrate with my Salah friends! It's a party! 🥳
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Sure, the Salah captainers won but it took a lot of sacrifices to get him in.
In my case, I would have had to downgrade Bruno to someone like Mbuemo. Imagine that.
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Still laughing about
@premierleague
dropping DGW news literally the second the FPL deadline passed.
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Benching DCL to play West Ham’s defensive midfielder was always a move I was liable to regret.
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Every week owning Son and Kane in FPL is bad in its own unique way.
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5 hours since the final match of GW21 and
#FPL
bonus points have not been confirmed, scores/leagues aren’t updated, bench players haven’t come in, etc.
It’s not *that* big of a deal, but...part of the fun of playing is knowing how you and your opponents did that week, no?
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Match of the season!
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I really recommend that anyone who hasn’t see the Eriksen footage yet not watch it.
It’s not that it’s too horrific to watch, it’s just so sad—it will only make you feel worse.
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Imagine how skilled you must be to reach the highest level of your sport while being shorter than the corner flag.
Daniel Podence, I salute you.
(🙌 to listener Sam for the pic)
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The Daniel Podence bandwagon has officially exploded.
If we're not careful he'll be up to 3% come Saturday.
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Exactly the match you’d expect after a week of discussing which 3 Aston Villa players are the ones to have.
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Salah looks exhausted. Too bad Klopp was forced to play him in that utterly meaningless midweek champions league tie for reasons known only to him and God.
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That Sarr goal feels like a 20 pointer
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If you still have Timo Werner, as I do, you’re doing fantasy wrong.
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Merry Christmas from the Cheaters!
To everyone but Son Heung-min.
(Ok fine you too, Son)
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Those who got 5 Livramento points off the bench (myself included!), take a moment to appreciate the sheer good luck.
A 4.1m defender, not widely expected to start this year, playing at Man City after they had won their previous 2 Premier League home matches 5-0.
Remarkable.
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“Avoid Spurs defenders” has been a fundamental rule of FPL for a decade.
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Anyone else have no clue what they’re doing before the deadline?
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Chelsea defender 1 pointers + Lukaku blank + Ronaldo blank + Shaw injury/yellow + Bruno 0
I don’t see how the early match chaos didn’t effect 99.99% of FPL teams. At least we’re all in it together?
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If you passed on a Free Hit and simply bought Muniz you’d be better off than 95% of the FPL community.
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Even if he never starts again, the Tsimikas punt is completely validated.
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The Guardian's match commentary before Barkley's pen 😂
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A change I'd love to see
@OfficialFPL
make starting January 1: deeper benches!
It would basically be covid insurance for
#FPL
managers. Give everybody an extra 10m and 2 extra bench slots.
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Look, the whole point of captaining Duffy is that he gets not one but *two* chances to concede 4 goals at home.
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Not going to lie: 6 from Kane is hugely disappointing, but let’s wait until the DGW is over before we make any proclamations.
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Don't like seeing Soucek playing 120 mins but, thankfully, Mike Dean gave him an extra 30 seconds of rest last weekend.
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Having Soucek in my squad for the first time this season.
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Great Saka goal. Saliba assist painful for those of us that didn’t benefit from FPL insider trading but 🤷♂️
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I’m waiting until 9 minutes before the FPL deadline to make my FTs.
Everyone else pick a different minute, ok?
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It’s probably an effective social media strategy, but it’s bizarre to see an official fantasy account that basically exists to troll its own users.
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Congrats to the Salah triple-captainers 👊
It was the smart play. The logical play. And the simple play. And now you’re reaping the just rewards 👍
(and, for the record, I am actually being sincere)
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Playing fantasy sports is not good for your health. Well, mine anyway.
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Woke up with 4 minutes to go before the deadline and made two quick panic transfers. This isn’t supposed to happen when I’m actually *in* the UK!
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West Brom and Sheffield United are two of the worst clubs we’ve seen in the Premier League in a decade. At least Norwich had Teemu Pukki.
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This gameweek has sucked the soul entirely out of my body.
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Ziyech already going down as my worst transfer of the season.
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Captain blank and 2 points from 2 players brought in on a -4. This is a fun game and I enjoy it.
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Possible Bruno blank would be frustrating if I didn’t have Coufal and Charlie Taylor clean sheets to bail me out 👊
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What happens to FPL points in an abandoned match?
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Goodbye, Çağlar Söyüncü and John Lundstram. It’s been real.
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All future Newcastle-Leeds matches must be played on Friday night.
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Still seeing concern about Greenwood in
#FPL
, so here’s my take:
OGS has consistently championed Greenwood & found a spot for him in the XI. He played great this spring, had a great summer, and played great last weekend.
My even shorter take: he’s too good not to start!
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“VAR isn’t the problem, the rules are” is the “guns don’t kill people, people do” of sports arguments.
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The 2021-22
@OfficialFPL
season begins 50 days from today! 🥳
To celebrate the new season, each day for the next 50 days we will shout out a different Fantasy Premier League (
#FPL
) account that embraces the MFFA—"Make Fantasy Fun Again"—approach of our pod.
#FPL50
starts...now.
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14 from 7. Transferred out 19 points. Benched Pope and Grealish.
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Classic DGW scenario where I’m learning towards bringing back KDB — a player I don’t really want — because it will make it simpler for me to get Salah in GW25—a player I also don’t want.
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What’s a good score after a wildcard? Is it 25? Because that seems low 🙃
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Award winners! We’re thrilled!
Thank you so much to
@TheFBAs
,
@ThreeFiveWho
for accepting the award, the entire FPL community, and everyone who voted for us and listens to the pod.
Hail Cheaters!
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5 from Vardy, 7 from Iheanacho really isn’t bad for the first match in Leicester’s DGW.
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My hot take:
I'm glad matches will continue.
Because I like watching matches.
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Probably the most “Dad” purchase I’ve ever made 😬
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All good. I brought Lucas Digne for the Man City match anyway.
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Not dropping Salah for Mane a few weeks ago might be, no exaggeration, the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in FPL.
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Vardy hat trick and “ball under the belly” celebration locked for New Year’s Day.
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I really hope this rumor that
@OfficialFPL
is removing all accounts with Russia as their listed country isn't true.
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It's a good thing I'm too nice to say that goal was karmic justice for Lampard's half-truths about Chilwell and James.
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Let Werner take the pens ffs
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In 250 odd games of FPL, I've never captained a player that received a red card.
So hey, that's a first.
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Allan Saint-Maximin. We all got a little suckered there.
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Probably the single unluckiest 10 minute span of my entire fantasy season.
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This is a real 1-star review of Always Cheating. It’s true: We recognize that Black Lives Matter. So we put it on a mug and all sales proceeds will go directly to
@blklivesmatter
. Help spread the word that we will not tolerate racism in our communities.
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Obviously the health of Lockyer is the biggest issue. Was just genuinely curious if anyone knew.
What happens to FPL points in an abandoned match?
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there’s always someone on twitter arguing with no one. saying stuff like “but I was told steph curry wasn’t a good shooter”
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The Man United-Liverpool postponement will be the “ok, I’m out” moment for many this
#FPL
season, won’t it?
Here’s to something approaching (semi) normal in 2021-22!
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This GW comes down to Antonio and Stones. Guess who doesn’t have either? 😬
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True story about the two FPL managers who triple captained Tielemans today
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Listen, it’s not going to last, but... 💪
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Going to stop outsourcing my thinking to stat tables and get back to playing my usual style.
Catastrophic day in FPL for anyone who decided to be patient.
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Jadon Sancho's legs will be so fresh entering the new Premier League season.
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On the train to Manchester for today’s Manchester Derby 💪
Travel note: I was not prepared for the sheep. I’ve seen, conservatively, approximately 2 trillion over the last hour.
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Just waking up here in the US — looks like no goals in Burnley-Fulham so far?
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Tonight is the 300th(!) episode of the Always Cheating Podcast.
Send in your
#FPL
questions, comments, and rants ⤵️
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