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astros | texas hockey | i don't care where, just far
Bity by the Bay
Joined June 2011
pinned for it's effect on me as an individual.
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@reenzy bruh this has to be some emergency invocation because this would normally get just a community note if it was fake??.
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@THFCeagles @reenzy bro I donât even think itâs real, I was just giving someone the context since they didnât have it. But now weâre all weirded out about how hard they are going trying to flag it like they donât just slap a community on shit like holocaust denial and other actually serious shit.
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if a small percentage of looting rioters discredits the entire movement, then what does a small percentage of bad cops do?.
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y'all make fun of religious people but believe the moon is responsible for your shitty relationship habits lmao.
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first pic is regular camera mode, second is Night Sight mode. it was near pitch black other than the light on the basket, shot on Pixel 3 XL. insane
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oh my god. if you are from lumberton, this should blow your mind
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@reenzy tbc, i don't think the pic is real. but i think there is possibly a similar mechanism that *actually* exists at X. bc of the fact that this didn't get community noted like a normal tweet. i think that's bc they'd have to say "X doesn't do this," and that would be legally false :/.
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@Interdi281 @Gonzo2244Rene @nypost Buddy is contract working in electrical as part of the disaster right now and saw a field of cows get electrocuted when a power pole fell into a damp/wet field. Civilian pilot clips the wrong power pole and potentially kills a lot of people despite the intent. just an example.
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*walks into UNT doctor's office*. "hey I broke my arm, I need medical attention fast". "it says here you have a hold on your account".
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@_clvrarose this isn't anti-black, this is just industrial government regulation. welcome to capitalism. if you read both of these, natural hair stylist only have to have 300 hours if school, while cosmetologist is 1500. you're either against licensing or not, but this isn't racial. lmao
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@RonnieRadke the COVID vaccine IS a vaccine, Ronnie. They changed the definition of because it used the term "immunity" incorrectly. It was incorrect before COVID. Old definition implied 100% immunity, but that has never actually been true for any prior vaccine. You are literally wrong.
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silicon valley just had one of the best show endings i've ever seen. still a little bittersweet that it's over. #AlwaysBlue.
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If you pronounce Reese's like "Ree-Sees" you can literally exit my life.
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Well. I did it!. B.A. in Math with a Certificate in Actuarial Science. Never thought I'd get this far, but here I am. Time has flown by and I'm so thankful for everyone that was a part of this amazing journey. đ
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if anyone of you read this, could you keep me in your thoughts? going through a real rough time and it's nice to know you're not alone sometimes. I know I will be okay, I always end up fine, but the journey there can feel lonely.
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got any texan in ya?. so stoked on how this turned out đ.compliments my buffalo real well đ¤
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I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents by discussing my political views on Facebook.
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@KFryyy24 almost as bad as the little girl behind me yelling âcheaterâ at altuve despite proof over and over again that he never participated . if rangers fans could read, they wouldnât be so upset.
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@afrociclismo @bIackspicegurl 100% with you. this doesn't take away from the seriousness of the issue at hand, but propaganda is propaganda, misinformation is dangerous in it's own right. misinformation is the reason the prejudice exists in the first place.
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@Sahhbrah @shanewallick @SingleTax @JoePostingg @The_Suozz *child crawls out of manhole*.*gets decapitated*. "if only you would have just prevented that from happening".
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:/
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the year is 2011. you live in lumberton, texas. you and your non-driving ass friends walked to sonic after school. you talk about going to club yolo to see kirko bangz later that night. it was a scam. kirko was never coming. you regret not going to teen night like usual.
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@csubagio @Interdi281 @Gonzo2244Rene @nypost yeah and now weâve got this fucking idiot saying shit like this, really helping people out here.
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get out lol.
Great to be in Texas!.
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@LexiTijerina @super_nat @AutumnVRose exactly. what, 4/6 of them are black? If you switch ONE of them, it's half and half lmao so stupid.
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pisses me off that people have such polarized views or think every situation is binary, like "you're either this or this" and "if you don't like this, then you must like this." it's so counterproductive, it turns everything into a game. like why can't I be an ass AND boobs guy ??.
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as sad as the mask mandate ending is, it's pretty awesome to see an overwhelming number of businesses saying fuck you, we're requiring masks anyway.
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got my (un)official salary offer yesterday that includes: . - profit-sharing 401k.- full health benefits .(both NOT deducted from my salary) .- pay for all of exams .- pay for my study materials.- raises for each passed exam.- paid study time. blessed is an understatement.
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you didn't go to college but are still successful? nice.you went to college and secured six figures? nice. tired of seeing people act so self-righteous in their decisions. especially those who obnoxiously pride themselves on not "wasting their time for 4 years". just do you.
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Thanks @soccerdotcom for these beauties! They're perfect and marvelous job on the custom print! đ http://t.co/w83EFVnMo4.
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just finished my first day at my first time full-time job as an insurance compliance specialist !!!. this has me so excited to move up to an actuary !!!.
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"i'm just sayinnnnnn' i ain't never used the pythagorean theoremmmmmm after high school đ¤Şđ¤Şđ¤Ş". *is a manager at zumiez and just missed their court date for a speeding ticket*.
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people w office jobs: "i love my job!". plant workers: "oh yeah well i fucking HATE my job, pussy".
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I would like to proudly announce that me and my buddy Jon placed first in Doubles for the Texas Collegiate Disc Golf Championship! Super stoked to hold that title down for UNT #GMG đ
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conservatives be like: . I don't trust the government on this vaccine !!!. i'm waiting until the government (FDA) approves it !!!.
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across the lunchroom, a couple desks over, or a couple bleachers up, I wasn't close to you, but you were beside me. hate this. rest easy.
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throwback to almost 2 years ago when I was absolutely smashed on my 21st
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just bothers me that trump never told BLM "we love you, go home, listen, we hear you, and we will make this right, and until then lets hold back from violence blah blah blah" . he said "when the looting starts, the shooting starts". and these people looted the fucking capital.
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I graduate at 4 p.m. today if anyone would like to attend or take a picture or give me a kiss or give me a hug or confess your love for me it's whatever lmk I got the addy.
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happy birthday to this nugget of mineđ.I hope you have the best 21st đ.thanks for making me stupid happyđ
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CONGRATS TO THE CORREAS OMG WHAT A WAY TO PROPOSE DUDE. YOU TOOK THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE AND MADE IT ABOUT YOUR LADY . PROPS MY MAN.
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old people LOVE telling you to go to college and get a degree and then dismissing your entire education all in the same breath.
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built a new electric sit/stand desk this weekend . gotta be nicer to my back
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bro wtf is this warning I just got? why doesnât this just get a community note? I very clearly said I donât know if itâs real or not.
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i find it really hard to believe good cops exist when an entire fucking PD is silent on Jerrod Watkins killing two people while driving drunk and nothing has been done. officers themselves should be protesting if they have such a hard on for justice.
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@ginadivittorio no, not necessarily. the fed has a cap on WF from growing their balance sheet until they resolve other outstanding issues. they're discontinuing the service in the meantime until the cap is gone. that's being said, this isn't a defense, fuck WF. different than 2008 though.
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at least Saint E is right there.
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convinced there's an even deeper circle of hell where it's coach compton perpetually yelling at you while you do bear crawls and air raids on a completely sticker-infested field while the damn middle school workout CD plays but it just plays thunderstruck and headstrong on repeat.
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say what you want about onlyfans but i just moved into my dream apartment at 24
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it's been 9 years in the making, but we knew it would happen. she's finally a dix! cooper was MIA at the time of this photo, but i wish you both a beautiful life đ
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