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Monkey Business. Ex @RLEsports player/talker. Avs n Habs hockey. 6’4” and gifted believer in the parlay

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@deadsadie
Sadie 🐒
2 years
My Liquipedia page still shows me as active for some reason so now would be the perfect opportunity to say that this tweet is my official retirement from Rocket League esports. My casting/coaching/playing days are over. Been an honor See you in San Diego in April though folks 👍
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I love being in the airport
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7:06 AM Monday morning and my entire week is already ruined by EDM kids
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defeating you one by one in hand to hand combat. my forefathers will be smiling upon me from the heavens as my blade pierces your flesh. you will know agony on this day
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EDM kids take yet another L
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Mfs in Massachusetts said fuck it we making a hot wheels track
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6 years
Fake gamer alert!!!! Explain 2 me how u use 2 attachments without using Bling? Hmm?? Riddle me that pal
@JamookLuke
Luke | Jamook
6 years
It’s 2010. You just got out of school at 3:00 and you head home. You sit down, put on your turtle beach head phones, turn on your Xbox 360 and join a party. You start MW2 and see this. You got your Ump45 silenced, red dot. Marathon, stopping power, commando. And nothing but time.
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epic gamer moment when u wife says she wants a divorce and you lose the house, you kids, and u car in court but still win custody of the xbox now that’s a victory royale
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
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Fortnite has now been cited in more than 200 divorce proceedings
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Make sure you get out there and do your civic duty today
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6 years
Breaking news: huge fuckin moron names her daughter something ridiculous and is surprised when she gets made fun of for it. More tonight at 11
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5 years
ok, that was epic. you’re telling me you smoke weed? like, in public? wacky
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@deadsadie
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6 years
yeah right there quick scope that bitch, nice. go to his profile and message him the n word now
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5 years
lol servers working fine for me idk what y’all are on
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is this billie eilish
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@deadsadie
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5 years
who the FUCK had the nerve to get amy schumer pregnant. reveal yourself coward, you will pay for your crimes against humanity
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@deadsadie
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u tryin to tell me this car can’t eat bread
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me and the boys after eating 3 CBD gummies each
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6 years
I’m so sorry
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enemy care package incoming
@IFLScience
IFLScience
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Canadian Wolves Are Being Airdropped Into Michigan To Kill Moose
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why u just GRIPPING that piece of chicken
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4 years
Santa deniers checking the Santa tracker and seeing him in their area
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6 years
my phone is also named “Nintendo DS” Imagine minding your business when suddenly Nintendo DS wants to share this photo with you
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3 years
these little kids knock knock ditched me once but they made the mistake of coming back while I was prepared LMFAO
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6 years
“how’s you is your 2019 so far” me:
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5 years
I’m fucking crying dude holy shit
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3 years
exactly a year ago today I realized I was getting fat so I decided to not be. great work team 👍
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3 years
shit hold up..., I gotta take this
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@deadsadie
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6 years
is this what the kids call “sick mode”
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@deadsadie
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4 years
good morning
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@deadsadie
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6 years
why every Instagram model look like 👁 👁 👄
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@deadsadie
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5 years
mfs like this got a fuckin caramel macchiato in the cup holder, texting and driving in their 2006 nissan altima and go 10 under in the left lane on the highway. please stay off the road
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super bowl 53 boring zero meme potential also who even likes football anymore just saw a weird fuckin asmr commercial
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@dameliosonhulu
The D'Amelio Show on Hulu
4 years
You heard it here first. 🤍 The D'Amelios are coming to @hulu in 2021! @charlidamelio @dixiedamelio @heididamelio @marcdamelio @dameliofamily
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thot patrol runs deep
@CNN
CNN
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Shark bites Instagram model posing in the Bahamas
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@deadsadie
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5 years
dunk
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@deadsadie
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mom took my fuCKING Xbox controller cause I have a D in Spanish class dude
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@deadsadie
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🚨🚨4TH OF JULY YACHT PARTY🚨🚨 SUNDAY JULY 4th 2021 5:00 PM - 21+ - DUDES FREE 👍 - LADIES $50 🤑 - DRINKS PROVIDED 🍻🍹 - MY UNCLE WILL BE GRILLING BURGERS 🍔 - FIREWORKS OK 🧨 - ONE WORKING TOILET 🧥🚽 Located in Galveston, Texas
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@deadsadie
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surprised this wasn’t boomeranged holy shit u people are corny
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@elonmusk I am become monkey
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6 years
epic gamer moment: when ur mom asks if u want a mountain dew (and u already have one) and u tell her yes please now u have 2 that’s a victory royale
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@deadsadie
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can u imagine taking a pic of u holding a cigarette with the intention of tweeting it for attention. take a lap
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@deadsadie
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6 years
“buy my nudes” “buy my premium snapchat” “DM for pricing”
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@deadsadie
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if u support this woman or any part of this family u are braindead
@empireofjulien
𝐃𝐚𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧
5 years
Unpopular opinion : Kim Kardashian
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EDM kids always gotta come in with some stupid shit for absolutely no reason
@space_titties
Yung Pax 🎡🔫
5 years
I now present to you.. Djs as ecstasy. A thread. Enjoy 💊
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6 years
just roped my grandma into a pyramid scheme haha I’m such a Libra
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Scientists have created top tier Rocket League players
@BBCNewsbeat
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Scientists have created first ever autistic monkeys
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this band really goin thru it
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Ez
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lmao only weirdos get upset about people wanting to share their music taste with others. I like seein what everyone listens to idk what’s wrong with u goofballs
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jorts 🇵🇸
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is someone forcing you guys to post your spotify things
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@cinnamonwolff EDM is actually carefully devised supersonic sound waves used to kill brain cells at a rapid rate. The effect it has on the brain is irreversible
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@deadsadie
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“u won’t race my homies civic tho”
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momo is real she told me to piss in my khakis in the shampoo isle at walgreens
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#3 ? how many times u gonna fail senior year
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6 years
eating romaine letuce
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if u order a digiorno pizza on postmates it become delivery and digiorno this really makes one think
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@deadsadie
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the world is a fuck
@GuyFieri
Mayor Guy Fieri
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Where we droppin’ @Ninja ?
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hmmm
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u people are heavyweight weirdos on here I swear to god
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Top 5 Trebek moment. RIP
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ET is accused of sexual misconduct
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turns out my hotel room don’t have a microwave in it
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Imagine living in California LMAOOOOO
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@deadsadie
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yeah dude I���m calling the fucking cops
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I could easily defeat you in hand to hand combat. In any sense of the word “battle” I would be the victor. you are weak, and I will smite thee with great vengeance.
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@deadsadie
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Instagram down but the ads still work just fine
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yea ok man I’m definitely calling the cops for this one
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@deadsadie
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Whoever wrote this is: - definitely not having sex and blames video games, not themselves - having no fun in real life - somewhere between silver 3 and gold 2
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Young men aren't having sex because 'they'd rather play video games'
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@deadsadie
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“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.” 16 years ago today Marvin Heemeyer stood against a government set on destroying his livelihood. If they won’t listen, you must force yourself to be heard
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which Skyrim quest is this
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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS
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I do not deserve this
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dude on ninja warrior: I jus wanna make my mom, my dead dad, my wife, my son who went to harvard and god proud the 2nd obstacle:
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just drank a sprite cranberry dare me to drive
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damn just gave it a try for myself this shit do slap
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we didn’t kick the shit out of the brits in 1776 to care about two of their dorks getting married
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just 2 days into lockdown and my roommate is losing his shit man
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ok alakazam that’s cool help me take out this next gym leader
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@deadsadie
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Xbox: MW2 is now backwards compatible for Xbox One with multiplayer PlayStation players: yeah well uh... we uh— we got Spider-Man next week so we good
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they will never learn
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damn they finally dropping crocs 2
@theyeezymafia
YEEZY MAFIA
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YEEZY FOAM RUNNER LANDING IN 2020
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@TheCWSupergirl this is from the same episode
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honestly man mini vans are the move now - insane cargo space - can haul all of the homies to taco bell in one trip - fuel efficient - could literally live in it - plenty of space for you weirdos with multiple dogs - cops leave u alone they think ur just headed to soccer practice
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@deadsadie
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hearing “CONTACT” and being shot in the back for the 17th time in your first game of modern warfare of the day
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it’s nearly September which means it’s nearly time to deal with all the “spoopy hoe” 𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊, post the same damn Halloween gif from The Office every October ass mfs this website has to offer
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@deadsadie
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that dude 4 inches nose deep in swamp ass... those toyota prius cloth seats been soaking it in all day bros
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@deadsadie
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this how Mfs in first class look at u with their macbook in their lap while u walk back toward coach
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@deadsadie
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get a fuckin load of this guy lmao how u dm me not knowing I own both accounts
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@deadsadie
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Am I insane? Am I seeing this shit correctly?
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@deadsadie
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wtf do u want lizzie hmm? u want a dog to model the clothes? a sweet good boy pupper? here’s a good idea: shut up
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@deadsadie
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got both of my legs amputated after a horrific car accident and tried CBD oil for pain management and my legs grew back fully functional I can now leg press 5,000 metric tons as well
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@deadsadie
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for years I been seeing mfs say “I’m from the DMV” “I rep the DMV” n I only just figured out it means DC / Maryland / Virginia area I thought mfs really jus had a good time registering their car this whole time
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