My Liquipedia page still shows me as active for some reason so now would be the perfect opportunity to say that this tweet is my official retirement from Rocket League esports. My casting/coaching/playing days are over. Been an honor
See you in San Diego in April though folks 👍
defeating you one by one in hand to hand combat. my forefathers will be smiling upon me from the heavens as my blade pierces your flesh. you will know agony on this day
It’s 2010. You just got out of school at 3:00 and you head home. You sit down, put on your turtle beach head phones, turn on your Xbox 360 and join a party. You start MW2 and see this. You got your Ump45 silenced, red dot. Marathon, stopping power, commando. And nothing but time.
epic gamer moment
when u wife says she wants a divorce
and you lose the house, you kids, and u car in court
but still win custody of the xbox
now that’s a victory royale
mfs like this got a fuckin caramel macchiato in the cup holder, texting and driving in their 2006 nissan altima and go 10 under in the left lane on the highway. please stay off the road
🚨🚨4TH OF JULY YACHT PARTY🚨🚨
SUNDAY JULY 4th 2021 5:00 PM
- 21+
- DUDES FREE 👍
- LADIES $50 🤑
- DRINKS PROVIDED 🍻🍹
- MY UNCLE WILL BE GRILLING BURGERS 🍔
- FIREWORKS OK 🧨
- ONE WORKING TOILET 🧥🚽
Located in Galveston, Texas
lmao only weirdos get upset about people wanting to share their music taste with others. I like seein what everyone listens to idk what’s wrong with u goofballs
@cinnamonwolff
EDM is actually carefully devised supersonic sound waves used to kill brain cells at a rapid rate. The effect it has on the brain is irreversible
I could easily defeat you in hand to hand combat. In any sense of the word “battle” I would be the victor. you are weak, and I will smite thee with great vengeance.
Whoever wrote this is:
- definitely not having sex and blames video games, not themselves
- having no fun in real life
- somewhere between silver 3 and gold 2
“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”
16 years ago today Marvin Heemeyer stood against a government set on destroying his livelihood. If they won’t listen, you must force yourself to be heard
honestly man mini vans are the move now
- insane cargo space
- can haul all of the homies to taco bell in one trip
- fuel efficient
- could literally live in it
- plenty of space for you weirdos with multiple dogs
- cops leave u alone they think ur just headed to soccer practice
it’s nearly September which means it’s nearly time to deal with all the “spoopy hoe” 𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞 𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊, post the same damn Halloween gif from The Office every October ass mfs this website has to offer
got both of my legs amputated after a horrific car accident and tried CBD oil for pain management and my legs grew back fully functional I can now leg press 5,000 metric tons as well
for years I been seeing mfs say “I’m from the DMV” “I rep the DMV” n I only just figured out it means DC / Maryland / Virginia area
I thought mfs really jus had a good time registering their car this whole time