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yuo think he ever sits up late at night eating a banana thinking ablut the king of pop
Michael Jackson’s pet chimp Bubbles turned 40 with a party fit for pet royalty
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brezhnev: ther will be obscure shoegaze and strange jungle at the next constituent assembly
white people:
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“Once you know that you gotta let go and you’re going to die, everything changes.” - Martin Scorsese
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reporters are caling it the baldest plane crash in recent memory
⚡"Dmytriy Utkin, founder of Wagner and "right hand" of Prigozhin, was also on board the plane that crashed", - rosZMI
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imagine if biden saw a. sparrow that was so beairuful he stopped all funding to israel
BIDEN: "I condemn the antisemitic protests, that's why I've set up a program to deal with that. I also condemn those who don't understand what's going on with the Palestinians, and how they're being..."
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hungary, horse, croatia and romania
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tkjis guy wouldve owned railways 150 years ago
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chapochnikov: stalin alert please stalin immanent german threat on border alert kremlin warning attack on june 22
stalins ipad:
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Federal minimum wage in the US: $7.25 per hour
Collective bargaining agreement minimum wage in Norway: ~$18 per hour
Average price difference of a Big Mac in 2022 between the countries was $0.58
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tkook eighteen ibuprofen and hallucibated LBJ hold a full speech in my roo.m real time
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if thkese big hulking idiots are cryign you just KNOW the election was 💯
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didnr know his nationality until i consulted his briliant iconic tshirt
Ukrainian Defence Minister Umerov:
Ukraine is preparing developments for next year that will force Russians to leave Crimea forever.
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leftists arw trying to put immigrants in grass fields and just stand around like gmod npcs
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listen shaun.. i may not be autistic like you… bur that new europa universalis expansion, domination or whatever you call it.. its no good! tge new mission tree reworks are completely superflous. who cares about trade protectorates
huh maybe we cakn get along after all dr han.
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ghow it feels to be 38 and low key lbove beer and college sports!
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if that aint the damn truth
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rare footage of lbj talkign to his staffers
When you see a person laugh, especially a baby, mirror neurons fire and prompt you to imitate that action yourself. This is why laughter is contagious. Mirror neurons are also the ones that prompt you to show empathy toward someone.
[📹 Steve Mathias]
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horses sont do this anymore
A Connecticut horse accidentally phones the police, who rush to its aid after hearing snorting and choking over the line.
They’re amused to discover not a person in distress, but an equine prankster.
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teapot dome so sloppy it lgot me
#resigning
💯😹
The US Senate passes a resolution 74-34 demanding that Edwin Denby resign as Secretary of the Navy due to his ties to the Teapot Dome oil leasing scandal.
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wkhen you playing dat unreleased nixon tapes and you catch shawty reciting the lines
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my dumb ass thoucht this was earth with water😹
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nasser with israel
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HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS ANGLE. DID THEY HIRE STUART LITTLE AT THE AP PHOTOGRAPHY DESK.
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leaked emails reveal karl marx was intending for a different commodity to be the primitive universal equivalent:
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deng xiaoping the type of guy to be laughing with his friends and softly say ‘i missed this..’
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zelensky has been wearing that one halo t shirt for like four months
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wkhy arent people doing this anymore?
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this fhow blinken feels every time he says something ok the tv
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hardest worker in montenegro
🇲🇪Zarko Pejanovic has become Montenegro's 12th annual Lying Down Champion.
The man from Podgorica went over 60 hours without getting up.
He said after winning the competition: "It wasn't difficult, I didn't even warm up."
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