After a loss a reporter asked Dick Jauron “Would you categorize your defense’s play as unacceptable?” “No, it’s acceptable. We have to accept it. Otherwise we’d have to go out and play the game again. I don’t think the Dolphins would agree to that.” #Respect

@SteveintheKT It’s been 37 years and Greg Louganis remains a top. A top!

@BoyensJC Only player in history to wear his birthday on the back of his uniform.

@Super70sSports Chicken Parmesan is the only one no one ever wrote a song about.

@BlaiseInKC I should clarify that Canadians are fine. One year some asshole brought his Limey friend. "How often are they allowed to change their men?" "A try is worth 5 points, yes?" It's great that you want to learn but pick a preseason game to do your research.

@atensnut She got 96, 97% of the way to victory.

@HaikusFromUnder This is the greatest response in X/Twitter history.

@SteffiHayes I'm impressed by your devotion. I bet Andy Summers would be too.

@SteffiHayes Everyone skips "Mother". Or should.

@SteveintheKT “Repentanent” is also how Michael Irvin felt after his last cocaine bust.

@BigBodyBowman @SeanTPendergast When I was at the U of Toronto Alpha Kaba House held the most bitchin’ keggers.

This argument hasn’t been used since Keith Richards tried it in the Ontario Court of Justice in 1978.

When you can tell jokes that are funny and stories that go somewhere.

When you can calculate a 20% tip on a $60 dinner check in your head.

When you always know which direction north is in.

@WesternLensman To be fair, the dude who won the Arizona Trail Race broke the men's record. And by more than 6 hours.

Not the worst thing to happen to a Jordan family member sitting in his car while approached by 2 men with guns late at night.

By “signed” I assume they mean an X and 2 witnesses.

@SonofHas @redsteeze Lots of 83-year-olds reverse the youthful idealistic opinions they had when they were 77.