On the plus side I bet Harrison Butker’s wife got the laundry done. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

Thoughts and prayers going out to New Orleans hotel maids who have to get the smell of Cheez Whiz and pole grease out of the rooms by Monday afternoon. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

Next series I hope Hurts gives it to the Fridge on the one yard line. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Not as good as the first version where Vin Diesel tries to put out Paul Walker’s car by throwing Haagen Dasz at it. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

@LSUlala LOL. Thanks.

Taylor Swift bringing lifelong friend Squeaky Fromme to her first #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Which has more fat? The Hellman’s or the buccal fat injected into Meg Ryan’s cheeks? #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Chiefs working on their second half adjustments for the O line. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Travis Kelce is that thing in a movie where a freak lunar eclipse makes a hotel cuck chair come to life. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl #ChiefsKingdom

White DB with a pick 6 at the #SuperBowl #Super Bowl

If you’ve got white CB for a pick 6 as a prop bet. Well you can quit your job tmrw. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX

Rocket Mortgage ad where people are crying because they just saw the current interest rates for a 30 yr. mortgage. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

By the end of the game this entire section will be banging Pete Davidson. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

Ritz used to have a recipe for mock apple pie on their box and now you know exactly how I feel about Aubrey Plaza. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

Thank God. Another water bottle for my kid to leave around the house. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

T-mobile support about to get a million calls from husbands that have been able to ignore their wives texts about a dream they had for years. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

Who else liked that little hype man head bob by the referee to confirm that TD? #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

RuPaul of make up calls. #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl

“…and yes, oh here it is. Yes, you did especially request a suite as far away as fucking possible from Drew Barrymore.” #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl