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50 something chef. born hackney so forever a cockney. laugh, love, live. follow and dm gets blocked . 23 favourite number. double simian. saggi. GAY!
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I’m gay and in school my bf was in some of the same classes. One day in English he threw over to me a sexy note. The teacher spotted it and asked me to stand up and pass it to her. I ate it in front of the whole class. He broke up with me that day.
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I had a biopsy on my oesophagus 13th June.
I got a letter today
BENIGN!!!!
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😞😞
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HMRC sold 600 state owned office buildings to an offshore company for £220 million. We now pay around £400 million a YEAR to rent some of them back for government use. The ex head of HMRC was in charge and is now in charge of offshore accounts for Deloitte.
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Got a nice house? Nice car? Holiday twice a year? Savings? Money put aside to put your kids through university? Able to pay for a carer for your parents or build an extension to help them out in later life?
All gone in one accident or diagnoses if we let them privatise the NHS!
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I want the scientists to say it’s over. Not a pisshead
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Put in for a payrise and promotion at work yesterday. Just been told it's been agreed. Am now officially sous chef on 40 hour contract instead of zero hours contract and at the rate I asked for
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I do not want my taxes being used to open up Immigration camps in Rwanda!
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Why are Tories deleting their accounts? I smell a rotten fish
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I love that Sturgeon is all over the news at COP26 even though she’s not been invited
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Commercial airlines are indicating they will refuse to take refugees to Rwanda.
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Some saying we will be no better under a labour government.
I’m willing to give it a try. You?
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My brother, age 62, is in hospital with end of life care. Stage 4 bladder and liver cancer. Not going to make it past tonight or tomorrow probably. Feeling a bit numb ☹️☹️☹️
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No one seems to be mad that paid holidays could be a thing of the past after December 31st 2023
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I told the DWP last week that I have started a new full time job. They want to have a phone interview with me next Friday, while I’m at work, to ask what I’m doing to look for work. 🤷🏻♂️
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The reasons people are saying Sunak can now never be PM should absolutely also mean he shouldn’t be Chancellor either
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5,000 refugees crossing so far this year. BIG NEWS.
2000+ people dying a week of /with Covid. No news.
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The Queen needs to strip Johnson of his role as Prime Minister
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Whoever told me that eating a stick of celery to stop reflux needs a bloody medal. Had it bad this morning and had no lansoprazole. Ate two sticks. Not felt any acid all day. 🙏🙏
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Hands up if you detest Andrew Pierce.
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Dockers at the port of Felixstowe agree to strike. That port receives half of the U.K. container shipments.
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Landlord putting rent up £65 a month in June.
He lives in Belgravia and has a Rolls Royce.
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If you were given the chance to leave the U.K. and resettle in the Eu and not look back, would you?
Me? I’ll pack my bags now!
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Hands up if you didn’t need to see a report about how Johnson fukked up Covid?
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Took a photocopy of my arse at the works party.
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I’m an atheist but if the Archbishop of Canterbury is going to slate the government in his Easter message tomorrow about sending refugees to Rwanda I’ll bow my head to him.
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I chucked half a bottle of whisky down the sink last night. That’s me done drinking for a while. It’s ruining me. I’m just getting drunk out of boredom and that’s stupid and expensive.
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Emily Thornberry for Speaker would be something
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Voting for Brexit while living abroad and then moaning about house prices now you have to come back because of loss of FOM?
Zero sympathy
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Applied for a job in a nursing home as a chef yesterday. Interview tommorow already. It's literally within a stones throw from my flat. 👍👍👍
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@Lukewearechange
Should have added up all the sentences for the kids he sent to jail and given him the total as jail time.
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EasyJet cancels 220 flights because staff off with Covid.
People can’t get away because covid really hasn’t gone away.
Madness.
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News showing the disruption in Hastings because of the rail strike but nothing about the destruction being caused by southern water dumping raw sewage into the sea in Hastings.
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Has anyone told all the kids leaving marmalade sandwiches and Paddingtons for The Queen that all the soldiers have hats made of real bear fur?
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Prayers for the 3,000 Swindon Honda workers who are now jobless from today. Thank Brexit for such a shit show!
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Will it all kick off when Brexiteers can’t afford a pint?
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We are being told to accept being poorer whilst also being told to celebrate the Coronation of one the richest.
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If your an oligarch why the hell do you have apartments in Whitehall? The epicentre of British politics. WHY?
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Why hasn’t Katie Hopkins been arrested for breaking Quarantine!
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My barber is taking the British Citizen test.
Asked me one of the questions.
Who built the Cenotaph?
I had to Google it
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Gmb has Christine Hamilton to discuss Tory sleaze.
Are they taking the piss?
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Instead of rejoining the EU I’d be quite comfortable if they invaded right now.
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The Tories are definitely going to wait and see how angry we all get about P&O and then gauge from that how they can do it to us all too.
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So a thousand U.K. scientists have warned BOJO about opening up and 1200 international scientists have now done the same. If you think he cares about anyone think again.
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Hands up if you get 6 consecutive weeks off work.
No?
Wtf should MPs then.
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Me and restaurant manager bent over backwards to look after a mum and dad with two special needs kids all week. They tipped us £25 tonight on their last night and said they had never been given such great service and would definitely be booking again. Bless them. Lovely family
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Work has told staff we must all carry on wearing face masks.
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When do the Hong Kong, Australian and Indian lorry drivers, nurses and fruit pickers arrive?
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Can we all raise a glass for Peter who was my fantastic 80+ neighbour. had many a dram of whiskey and a right laugh. He never once questioned my sexuality when he knew I was gay. Salt of the earth. And he was big in aluminium once. RIP Peter 🙏🙏. Suddenly taken. As we all want
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Marr tells Raab that he has sources in respect to there being an Xmas party at Downing Street. Will this be Marr’s parting gift to make up for all the years he’s been silenced?
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Have walked out of my job. Fucking slave drivers. Literally have been doing the job of two chefs and no thanks just constant moaning and undermining. Fuck them!
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Had a Party of 11 accountants for dinner tonight. When the the boss asked for the bill he queried it and when the female restaurant manager brought him an itemised bill he patted her bum and told her make sure she gave him the proper change. She was not happy and told him so.
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A cut in fuel duty? How is that going to help me? I don’t drive
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180 guests for dinner and breakfast all week.
How much do you think was left in the tips jar?
£30 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Johnson will fly to India next Thursday. India is pro Putin
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on the news. Brexit causing food shortages. Federation of hauliers are saying stocks won’t last past summer and schools will open after the holidays without food to feed children. All super markets now reporting that they will struggle in the next coming weeks. Panic buy to come
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@scottmann4NC
Please tell us how much you were promised in funding North Cornwall when you left the EU and how much you actually got. 🤷🏻♂️
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Opposition parties aren’t making a pact. Us voters who oppose the Tory party are.
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I have resigned. 2 months notice. New year new job with a better life balance.
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Kay Burley has just said all interviews with politicians have been cancelled not just for Sky but interviews and visits by politicians across the country have been cancelled too. Weather? 🤔
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On Jeremy Vine, Jill from Cornwall just blamed the Liverpool shootings on illegal migrants.
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Just got a message from work. All staff now required to wear a mask and a doctors note needed for exemption. 8 staff off with covid
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Someone with a medical background should be in charge of health
Someone with an education background should be in charge of education etc etc etc
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Thousands of sick and disabled people on benefits are expected to look for work and attend assessments but Simon Case can't turn up or zoom call the covid inquiry because he is on medical leave.
One rule for them.
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I think It went well. Interview lasted an hour and 15. Receptionist said as I was signing out that everyone else who has been interviewed was in and out in 20 mins 👍 I will know next Wednesday
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If MPs have had a 32% pay rise in the last ten years we all deserve the same
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Look I know some of you don’t like Starmer but please vote for the party, leaders can change.
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12 unfollows on Xmas day. That’s Not very fucking Christmassy is it.
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Got a feeling that Johnson might get Covid before PMQs
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If you're single and will be alone on xmas day what are you having for lunch? Also hello. There are lots of us that will be alone. Don't beat yourself up over it and happy xmas 🙏🙏
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Brexit is costing us £1 million pound an hour
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Have you ever seen a world leader other than Johnson dress up as much as he does. Anyone?
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An unexpected honours list. Now why would Sunak do that 🤔
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First shift at work and I did the pass and plating up and head chef I was working with said he has never worked with someone so calm and it's the first time in months he hasn't felt stressed and it felt easier than ever and about what's going on the pass. They are mega impressed
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@KarenAdamMSP
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I was refused ESA when I was having mental health issues. Appealed and took a year to get to court. Two doctors and a judge were very angry and awarded me it within 20 mins. They backdated all the money the DWP had not given me. How much does all this unnecessary hurt cost? 😞
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The owner of the proposed migrant camps at Pontins is a Non Dom
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Steve Baker is an anti abortionist and voted against same sex marriages. He’s a religious zealot and should be no where near the office of PM
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If you don’t quite understand freeport‘s and how they work. The whole of the Isle of Wight will likely be under the control of a corporation making its own laws and rules
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Surprised that the Tories haven’t told us to drink our own piss if we are thirsty
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Djokovic’s wife believes and promotes the 5G vaccine link theory and is a conspiracy nutter.
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I wonder if Cressida Dick was at one of those parties?
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@lai_lette
@Starbucks
My mother was fired for not coming in on Xmas day. my father had walked out and my kid brother would have been left all alone. She sued them. And won. I worked for the same hotel and was working Xmas day. I quit as soon as I found out
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We use gallons of tinned tomatoes at work. It’s in everything. We are talking 50 kg a week. Out of stock! That is the 2.5 kg cans
White sliced bloomer. Out of stock.
Dressing. Oos
Soft burger buns. Oos
Chicken burgers. Oos
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Hands up if you have ever seen your MP out and about talking to constituents?
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Noakes. “We inherited a backlog of asylum claimants from Labour” 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Every racist I have blocked has been pro Brexit.
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Shortage of 4,200 GPs means 8 million people do not have one. This will rise to 10,300 by 2030 if nothing is done. 18 million people without a GP is utter madness.
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If lorry drivers and poultry farmers can come here for 3 months we should be able to go anywhere in Europe to work for 3 months too. Only fair.
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I reckon if languages were mandatory in school from an early age we wouldn’t have all this racism and xenophobia
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