Buy my book from Asterism

@seoeo_ @bartlebytaco What

ET drank 2 beers and started dressing like Diane Keaton

watching et the extra terrestrial and thinking about how I’m psychically tied to my cat even when at work

When the light turns green my emails should be loaded

@jdalewrites it’s a curse but a gift

Lately I’m feeling less “it’s funny to pretend to be angry” and feeling more “angry”

no one is forced to engage with me. But, if they do, it must be my specific guideline of proper and adequate engagement or I will go absolutely berserk

RT @wwwkurtcom:

this isn’t about wanting to commit violence it’s about I guess being arrested for not doing paperwork

@lawdchile Thank you

RT @C4GBooks: C4G release 4 SEASON OF THE RAT Coming June 2025 Cover by @thatsqueakypig

RT @kylerseibel: @asdkfjasdlfjd Agree on Earth Angel for sure. Bet graham’s gun book and Nagel’s duplex will be considered similarly

@lofipod my staff can’t read

@whoisbokoye Nah brother I invented apples

I buy paw lickin chicken for trout so that he can go chicken mode.