Gracie Prendergast
@gracie_prend
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Ad junkie | Sports fanatic | Movie buff
Joined August 2011
just filled out doctor paperwork for my toddler and the asked for MY age. how do I tell them that I literally don’t know?
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Welcome to your 30s. Your biggest annoyance now is reading “the recipe is linked in my bio.”
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@TomPrendergas15 @Mitch_N_Johnson you guys just pee your pants?
“You picked a hell of a year to start following the PGA Tour.” Spieth, Thomas, Scheffler, Koepka, Morikawa, Poulter, Dahmen, Fitzpatrick, Johnson, Finau, Theegala, Pereira, Niemann, and McIlroy. Full Swing premieres February 15.
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Stop sending me instagram ads for the thing I just got suckered into buying from your Instagram ads.
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8-year-old: Can I have candy? Me: No. 8: *hands me a piece* Can WE have candy? Me: Don't tell your mom.
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Somehow these are both me.
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RT @samlymatters: SO THE BAND YOU HEAR IN THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY LETTERS TO CLEO BUT THE ACTRESSES WHO PLAY THE PUSSYCATS REALLY SELL IT. TH…
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@Shazam but for character actor’s voices and it tells you the exact episode of Law & Order you recognize them from.
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guys I can’t wait
I fell in love with a sport, a town and a movie star. I couldn’t help it. ❤️ @VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC
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Idk what super powers the @ringer -verse holds but did anybody over there record a live-pod-reaction of @julietlitman finding out about Cameron Diaz coming out of retirement?? The world needs this secondhand joy 👏
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“she’s a 10 but” is the premise of most Seinfeld episodes
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shoutout to all of the brands out there that I have purchased and never been subsequently bombarded with nonstop annoying fucking emails & ads. ‘preciate you
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Just did a quick scrolly scroll and not a single person on my Twitter feed do I follow or know or what is happening on this app I’m lost help
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RT @minakimes: The Browns bet $230 million on Deshaun Watson because they hoped everyone would just move on. But the NY Times did something…
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My mother. 👍🏻
Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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RT @ben_rosen: listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and…
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My three year old pooped in the tub and I just plucked my first chin hair. Happy Mother’s Day.
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