Connor C.
@ConnorColson
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Security Consultant | tweets my own | UNC Law Alumni & 2x Tar Heel | Atlanta based | Talk to me about tech, security, privacy, & open source!
Corvallis, OR
Joined October 2019
Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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You know how in history people would name their firstborn after the person/thing that saved their life? Trying to figure out how to tell my wife our first kid will be named Dayquil
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RT @ASFleischman: When someone claims to be a "free speech absolutist" we often learn, rather quickly, that they think a lot of things are…
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RT @DrNeilStone: Well I have a PhD and a medical degree but I guess that doesn't compare to you Googling stuff whilst on the toilet
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Sounds like your friends who benefit from therapy don't feel comfortable telling you about it :( sad
I've met many more people who turned their lives around by walking around aimlessly for a couple hours a day than I’ve met people who have had their lives improved at all by professional therapy
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Perfect illustration of the bubbles we live in distorting our perspective. This guy has a pen of friends aimlessly wandering the map like Minecraft mobs.
I've met many more people who turned their lives around by walking around aimlessly for a couple hours a day than I’ve met people who have had their lives improved at all by professional therapy
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When I walk around Atlanta and see SINGLE FAMILY HOUSES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF SKYSCRAPERS
What people think wealth looks like: driving a Lamborghini What real wealth looks like: walking your kids home from school every day
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RT @goblinodds: pro-tip, if everything bums you out, including remembering good things, you aren't presently of sound mind and have no abil…
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Billionaires got that way from their supreme godly work ethic us peons just can't understand.
Elon Musk has tweeted 1800 times in the last 6 days.
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RT @AOC: You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest…
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I know that men as a whole are experiencing a gambling/parlay epidemic but I lost like $50 bucks one time and wanted to burn down the Casino so idk how y'all are doing this.
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Nah you are cooked hope you are buddhist bc this life is over
is it ok to start over at the old age of 27
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RT @fawfulfan: Musk hasn't found any fraud though. Not a single example of it. He's just found various government programs he 1) doesn't a…
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RT @acnewsitics: I guess we know why Musk was so angry about his team's identity being shared.
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RT @StatisticUrban: So far DOGE has gone after things like USAID, the NIH, and NOA, which are 1) completely irrelevant to the actual debt a…
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