Imagine this?
With the 13th pick of the 2023 NFL Draft, the Green Bay Packers select: Jackson Smith-Njigba, WR, Ohio State.
*crowd goes wild*
*cut to JSN in green room FaceTiming Gute*
More Gute v Douglas today:
Gute’s highest pick ever is 12th (Rashan Gary)
Douglas’ lowest 1st round pick is 14th (Alijah Vera Tucker)
Douglas’ average pick position in Rd1 is 8.2, Gute is 22.3.
Isn’t the better GM the one who picks later and is still successful?
What makes the Jordan Love no turkey leg thing worse is that Greg Olsen was chowing down on a turducken during the live broadcast. “Fuck you peasant, I eat - not you!” This will go down as one of the worst moves by Fox.
Things that have happened since the Jets won a Super Bowl:
-Moon landing
-End of Vietnam war
-Iraq wars
-9/11
-War on terror
-11 different presidents
-Star Wars (every movie and spin-off)
-Y2K
But yeah, cling tight to that 1st round pick, they’ve done you well.
Packers D yesterday:
- 2 turnovers
- 2 stops on 4th down
- 10 points allowed only after a muffed punt (7 yard TD drive) and a turnover on downs (40 yard FG drive)
- 4 sacks
- 211 total yards allowed
We NEED to keep Joe Barry!!!
Jets fans negotiating buying anything:
Jets: I’d like to trade money for this loaf of bread
Clerk: sure, $2
Jets fans: yeah but I need that $2 for stuff to put on the bread. Take this nickel and an IOU for $1 next year. Also give me $0.50 in 2 years for inflation.
If you’re frustrated by the compensation, remember this:
It’s not JUST the draft picks. It’s Rasul Douglas, probably Tonyan & MVS, probably another vet receiver AND the two picks for Adams.
None of those 3 would be back if Adams stays, no shot at a free agent.
@xoxoRoeTheHoe
@David_Leavitt
Imagine someone suing her:
“Your honor, she tweeted my public TikTok where I was talking about how I do drag story hour and then go home and jack off thinking about the kids and the sexual thrill I got dressing in drag. She’s a terrorist.”
The Jets want to get all of the discounts.
- No 2023 1st
- No to both 2023 2nds
- Conditional picks in 2024
- 2025 kickback
No wonder they’re perpetually poverty.
There’s merit in trying to protect yourself but there has to be value for the other side too.
@realbugsycat
@ImMeme0
Did this dude even go to Palestine? Is he Palestinian? Lmao “the cause” 😂😂😂
He spent too much time on Reddit and left wing sites and thought that there’s a genocide going on. That’s what happened here.
@TTSO_James
Your entire argument boils down to: “I don’t like the things he says and it makes me jealous and angry that he’s paid to say those things.”
If you’re worried about Jimmy Kimmel, he’ll handle himself. Hell either sue Rodgers or go into hiding. Either way we’ll know the truth.
Can anyone explain why we shouldn’t feel bad for those who likely passed in the submarine? If you have $1M or 1 cent to your name, your life has worth. I mourn any unnecessary loss of life, I don’t get how this is different.
Jordan Love had a great game
Joe Barry didn’t do anything stupid and got some big stops
Rashan Gary is here
Christian Watson looked great
Get yourselves some turkey, boys!!!!!
What a dub!
BREAKING:
#Jets
WR Allen Lazard is inactive today, sources tell
@SNYtv
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Lazard, who signed a $44 million contract in the offseason, dropped his seventh pass of the season last week. He has just 20 catches for 290 yards and one TD.
@TishaESPN
@joshweinfuss
Bidwell’s crimes:
1. Getting upset at a 2nd high ranking staff member for getting a DUI
2. Yelling
3. Keeping football operations separate from other departments
Remind me again how this is bad
@AdamSchein
@AaronRodgers12
Aaron Rodgers went from Donald Driver to Greg Jennings to Jordy Nelson to Davante Adams and has 1 ring to show for it. Tee Higgins doesn’t move the needle.
@itszacharyj
Josiah officially moving to FB is actually really exciting. You can split Watson out, Reed as the slot, Musgrave at TE, Degura at FB, and Jones at RB. You can run and pass effectively out of that set.
@SharonJ03626335
@mhdksafa
@elissaben70
The choice was in the bedroom, you chose to have unprotected sex. When it had an undesired outcome you decided to kill it. Selfish at a minimum.
If it’s not your body, it’s not your decision - why are you deciding that child’s life is over? It’s not your body.
If today is Sean Clifford’s last day as a Packer, he’ll leave the team with a 100% completion percentage and a 118.7 QB rating - both significantly better than Jordan Love
PSA: we’re going to be okay.
Adams is nearly 30.
We now have flexibility to retain & obtain helpful players without the cap headache.
Long-term we have more flexibility to retain Jenkins & Jaire and make them Packers for life.
We have draft picks to get young talent.
@thelonestarjake
@CasuallyGreg
My man imagine if you got a burrito at chipotle and everyone on the assembly line put their dick in your burrito. In the end it came back to you but are you eating it?
@___guybrush___
@Swervin32_
@Peter_Bukowski
Everyone needs a blue collar job for like a year or so no matter what they do. They need to see a guy 3 x’s their age do 3 x’s the work in half the time and roast you the entire time all day everyday.
Imagine being the Jets and hiring the former Packers OC and a former Packers WR and then not ponying up for the QB you tried to lure there? Lmao. The Jets really Britta’d this up.
I was told this week:
- Packers OL was overrated
- Robert Tonyan > Luke Musgrave
- Packers WRs were garbage and the Bears had a better WR room.
- Love was overrated and hasn’t done shit, Fields is better
@wendellfp
Aside from that too, he’s a pretty sensitive guy. If you don’t think that the Jets holding their ground over 1 round in next year’s draft won’t bother him eventually, you don’t know AR.
@toepacktoe
He’s also one of the best ~200 or so people in the world at his particular job. And he has a very high risk of serious injury and of future CTE complications. All that so he can give 50% of his check to fund irresponsible spending and foreign wars.
All the Jets fans that said I’d be crying, how are y’all feeling? No kickback if Rodgers retires. Swap 1sts, get the earlier 2nd. 2nd that becomes a first based on % of snaps and not team success. Looks like there was more leverage than you thought. 🙂
Also - this is a tough pill to swallow.
This move helps the Packers run a more dynamic offense. Rodgers locked in on Adams way too much. Getting other players involved will help us play with balance. Use Jones & Dillon more.
@thececiliajoy
@Cobratate
@GretaThunberg
Guy has 3 followers lmao you’re here trying to shit on Andrew Tate but you can’t even let the slightest things go. Imma go follow Bryan now
IF your view is that we need to give Love time, you have to give that grace to the rest of the roster & the coaching staff too.
It’s logically inconsistent to make excuses for Love and then call for the firing of Gute, Barry, and LaFleur.
Guys, had probably one of the worst days of my life yesterday. Thankfully I’m surrounded by good people and will be ok. That being said, can y’all lift my spirits a bit by dropping your favorite Packers GIF below? 🧀
#GoPackGo
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Y’all - all jokes aside Mrs Gouda and I had a beautiful baby girl this AM. ❤️ I’m blessed with beautiful women in my life and I couldn’t be happier. Please welcome our little cheesehead 🧀 💚 💛
Special teams didn’t lose us the game either. There’s literally no reason for the game to be that close. Aaron Rodgers, the guy we’ve been simping for as MVP, had the 1 seed, home field at Lambeau in the snow, an opportunity to exercise demons, and stellar defense. He lost.
@JLoKnowsBall
We’ll have this discussion in perpetuity. There are a billion guys who have great arm talent and athleticism and can’t put it all together consistently. Johnny Manziel, JP Losman, Jamarcus Russell…they were born with talent but had shit careers
The Watson deal doesn’t feel right to me. We reward the guy who had 20+ women accuse him of sexual assault by guaranteeing he earns nearly $250M? I love the NFL, but this is the kind of thing that ruins leagues.
No shot
@obj
is flying in for a physical + role break down just for the heck of it🤷🏽♂️
I assume the contract is in place & if the physical goes well, he will be signed tomorrow 👀🗣️
#Jets
I’m not sure why this is hard, but if you’re trading for Aaron Rodgers knowing he was about to retire, you’re doing it because you think he’s the last piece for a Super Bowl run. A 1st round pick next year will not make or break your job as a GM. Rodgers will.
@bumblebeetuna84
@TheOfficial_80
His tweet says this:
- the NFL is considering postponing the game
- postponement is logistically complicated
- the matchup is really important
- regardless of that, it all seems so insignificant when compared to the gravity of the player’s health
“I know there are rules and I know we broke those rules but Kelce did cool shit so can’t the refs fuck the Bills over so the play can stand?” - Patrick Mahomes
This Davante Adams stuff is so boring. Reading between the lines, he wanted the Packers to just rank their cap and pay him over and above the going market rate. He’s got every right to do that and the Packers have every right to say no thanks. Both sides respect each other.
Clerk: uh, no it’s $2
Jets fans: You’ll take my nickel and you’ll like it. Also the $1 next year is conditional on whether or not the loaf goes stale before I finish it. If it goes stale that’s $0.75.
Clerk: so I’ll get $0.30 - $0.55 in the span of 2 years?
Jets fan: yes, you have to do this since I’m the only bread customer
Clerk: there’s a line of people behind you
Jets fans: yes but none of them want bread the bread told me that
Clerk: can’t you just pay me the $2 and you go enjoy your bread?
@Jennyfootball26
Sometimes men are excited about things they like. Sometimes women like the things that the men are excited about too. That’s called common interests.