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BREAKING: Palestinian civilians have reached the Israeli Army lines south of Gaza City. They are walking along the humanitarian corridor created for civilians moving south & are carrying white flags The Israeli Army is letting them through to South Gaza
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@SenSchumer Will you admit you threat SCOTUS judges lives?
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@krystalball This is your hero
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@shoe0nhead Same goes for those who think we’re always the bad guys.
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@ggreenwald When people talk about the Deep State, most people don't realize that people like Nuland even exist, much less understand the power she wields.
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@TRHLofficial Never forget.
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@TRHLofficial @VoxDextra @BetoORourke @RepSwalwell If those texts aren’t the case for capital punishment, I don’t know what is.
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@nypost RIP to the guy in the stock image photo.
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@cenkuygur @AdamM1chael How many of those people were killed with Hamas misfired rockets since we know 1/3 of them do exactly that?
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@CBCNews "the conflict" is a hell of a framing
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@JustinTrudeau Did she help with the make-up?
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@ggreenwald @StaceyPlaskett @matttaibbi Shocking that James Clapper and Anthony Fauci are not in shackles using this standard…but then again, not really.
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@Cernovich I've noticed that in a lot of the Twitter files, the team within Twitter is trying to do the right thing. It makes the government pressure to get the results they require all the more obvious and nefarious...and that is a violation of 1A
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@BowesChay I missed the part where the Warsaw Ghetto had malls and beach front resorts.
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@KimIversenShow Find any video with the phrase “from the river to the sea…” as a starting point.
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@redsteeze “Violence but no break-in.” He’s ALMOST there…
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@ggreenwald Calling for Intifada is inherently a call for genocide.
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@nypost They did not think through the optics of the tiki torch. Or did they?
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@chasestrangio If you’re so confident of your position about 15 year olds knowing who they are, this shouldn’t concern you. The fact that it does should tell you something about the strength of your position.
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@krystalball Krystal “Nacht” Ball has thoughts.
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@IlhanMN Claiming something is a “human right” which requires labor to produce is to demand someone’s enslavement.
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@Ilhan Omar is an expert at two things...marrying her brother and gaslighting the American public.
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@ewarren "Inflation has slowed down for 7 straight months" is like saying a team on a 3-game winning streak is doing great, even though they lost the 70 previous games,
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@nypost Aka- my career is failing and I need people to talk about me.
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@kattenbarge In reality, it highlights the strengths of capitalism. The trash always get taken out...
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@robkhenderson I love your stuff Rob but this is an unbelievably horrific take. In liberal society we don’t abandon individual liberty in favor of sustaining the “social fabric.”
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@bethanyshondark Why do they keep overlooking the fact that Americans are hostages too?
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@SenSchumer You know what's "undemocratic?" Threatening the lives of Supreme Court justices. When will you apologize for that?
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@yashar @SirajAHashmi That doesn’t sound like a denial to me @SirajAHashmi
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@Nicoletta0602 The entire under 10 section is bizarre. Why are you teaching kids under ten about sexuality at all?
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@ZohranKMamdani @emanmohammedD @sumayaawad Hunger strike with coconut water is the most zoomer thing ever.
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@sfmcguire79 Of course bc they got their jobs in the same way she did.
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@MrAndyNgo @greg_price11 Button-down with no pants is weird at 2am
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@stillgray What is the difference between this and blackface?
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@esaagar "larger issues at play" = get ready for the discrimination lawsuit
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@NBCNews I’ll bet Hannibal didn’t speak English either.
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@nypost We are five minutes away from Demi Lovato, or Taylor Swift doing a cover of "you make me feel like a transgender woman", aren't we?
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@michaelmalice Corporations, yes…the only other comparable I can think of is Reagan’s firing of the air traffic controllers. Of course, they’re not a corporation but do act as a unified political opponent to the party.
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@MailOnline “a scientist by day, athlete by night”. Tell me Mr. Scientist…what is a woman?
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@Cernovich After I graduated college I was working at a gym and became buddies with an Army Ranger. At 1 point I was making up some cope about why I couldn't find time to work out. He told me, “prioritization is easy. If it's important enough, you'll find the time. If it's not, you won't.”
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@NewsHour @JudyWoodruff What the hell is a “stray paper?” Like the paper got really attached to you and crawled into your bag without your knowing so it could curl up in bed with you? Did the paper happen to shower with him too?
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@TheOmniLiberal You missed the coup de grace of the thread.
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I haven’t read this book yet but the title strikes me as so accurate— “Except for Palestine: The Limits of Progressive Politics”. American activists will fight for social justice but ignore the plight of the Palestinians. And this has got to end.
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@nypost The women who wrote this article could have just pointed to where she wants her boyfriend to lick…instead she had to write a whole damn article and put him failures on blast. Brutal.
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@ggreenwald @PrimeBeef45 Yes...calling for Intifada is inherently a call for genocide.
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@DavidSacks Good thing we can be confident the money they’re given will get to the people who need it and not to corrupt officials living in $25,000/month palaces. 🙄
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@AGHamilton29 Not only did then know, they were complicit.
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@AbbyMartin Can’t wait to see what escalating your anti-Semitism looks like.
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@SenSchumer When will you apologize for threatening the lives of SCOTUS judges?
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@jarvis_best I’m actually angry at myself that I didn’t anticipate the end. The clues were there for anyone to see.
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@TRHLofficial @davidhogg111 He is, literally, a professional beta male. It’s actually his career.
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@HenMazzig I wonder if this was someone affiliated with Doctors Without Borders?
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@JasonMcAfee73 @Nicoletta0602 God forbid the people providing a service should be answerable to those paying for and receiving it. Imagine having this logic in any business that wasn’t government captured…for now, at least.
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@SenSchumer ESG will sit beside FTX, Madoff, Enron, and all the other great financial scams of the past eventually. Remember who tried to stop it and who poured gasoline on it.
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@mtracey Tell me about the protests on Oct. 8…
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@NewYorker @Rebeccamead_NYC What was the most "artful" part? When Harry got frostbite on his penis? Or when he was thinking about his dead mother when he was putting the cream on it? I personally think the most "artful" part was when he admitted to pissing his pants as an adult. <chef kiss>
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@TheOmniLiberal Also important to note that many of the people on those lands were recent immigrants, and had not been there from time immemorial as some people would have you believe.
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@Bushra1Shaikh What a Hamas supporter looks like 👆
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@yashar @assliken Yeah, but the Pakistani government aren’t Jews, so NBD really.
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@redsteeze But more importantly, even if they had told him, would he have even known who they were talking about?
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@SteveKrak Where was his wife to tell him being a senator isn't worth it. It will never cease to amaze me what people will do to get, or be near, power.
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@KyleKulinski Kyle is a bigger fan of the violent protestors at the do more holocausting protests.
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@EliLake And something like 20 shell companies and many embezzlement alerts from banks.
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@katrosenfield The best compliment I ever received was a guy coming up to me, telling me I was hot, and asking for my number when I was having lunch with a buddy of mine...I'm a straight guy. Still think about that...
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Did you guys see what they projected on the GW library last night? I won't stand for this Islamophobia! @SirajAHashmi @assliken
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@ComfortablySmug It's not just that. It's that he was wearing a button down and no pants. The no pants is understandable if he was in bed, but not the button down
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@mattyglesias The rate of increase has shrunk…inflation, has in fact, continued to increase.
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@shalisemyoung @thefrankiedlc Congrats for bringing @kirkmin from a big local personality to a bigger national personality.
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@USWNT All 10 of them 😂😂😂😂
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@katrosenfield @geogvma Dude. Just take the L and fix your article. JFC.
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@KimIversenShow Wait, I thought Israel was committing genocide? Now they are evacuating people so they can annex the norther part of the strip? Which is it? Genocide or land grab? Spoiler alert- it’s neither.
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@ComicDaveSmith @martyrmade I’ll take you up on that Dave. I am about 1 hour in and have found numerous misstatement of facts and outright lies. Let’s start here- Darryl says “Herzl dreamed of a cosmopolitan polyglot Jewish state where maybe the primarty language was German and the Jews would be a sort of
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@Timcast @TimcastNews They don't want to face the truth...capitalism always takes out the trash
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@HillaryClinton @OnwardTogether Will Bill's illegitimate kids qualify?
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@RepJayapal @RepRashida She can say whatever she wants, but when you hold abhorrent beliefs, there are consequences.
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@martyrmade They are all willing to sacrifice their children on the alter of woke virtue signaling, “Claire, guess what Jaxson and I did? Went to a drag show where Jax got a giant schlong in his face.”
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@TheKavernacle @dexidouos @tangoix21 Let me prove my historical account is accurate by citing an article from…slate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@benshapiro @MattWalshBlog That silence was him looking for the role of toilet paper under his chair.
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@mehdirhasan The Palestinians never had a state.
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@krystalball Krystal “Nacht” has thoughts on genocide.
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@KimIversenShow Thanks for your perspective KKKim.
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@DailyMail Fortunately they fix the quote of an inmate to ensure the sicko is not misgendered. “Rivers has been a problem since (she) rolled in the door,' one inmate at the facility told the Washington Free Beacon. '(She) is trying to control the women, saying he gets to bypass everything
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@PramilaJayapal @POTUS Student debt cancellation is about a handout to the wealthiest Americans
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@rupasubramanya I don’t think anyone denies the suffering the innocent people in Gaza are going through…but the question of “who’s at fault” is relevant here. And yes, it is those who fight like cowards use their citizens (and hostages) as human shields.
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@shadihamid @wethefifth @kmele @mcmoynihan @MattWelch You were great, Shadi. We disagree on a lot, but I appreciate that you debate in good faith, which is increasingly rare these days. 🙏
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@ryangrim Pro-Hamas demonstrators. Glad I could fix it for you.
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@washingtonpost People have no idea how often this happens, and the fact that if it comes from the direction of the sun, we are blind to it. It's why, contrary to popular belief, climate change is not anywhere near the biggest threat to humanity today. It is an asteroid strike, hands down.
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@washingtonpost This is why they hate capitalism...because it always takes out the trash
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@RorSyns @CensoredMen No there is a second way… run them over.
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@RichardHanania @rkylesmith Your entire career has built up to your audience reading your Barbie review and now this? What’s been the point of it all?
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@bungarsargon @LizMacDonaldFOX Commies are experts at class warfare.
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@wesyang @ZaidJilani If I could teach one class to Gen Z it would be to enforce the point that no matter what facial expression you make, it is not a valid form of argumentation.
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@KThomasDC I assume by “there” he doesn’t mean Hunter’s garage…bc there was definitely a “there” there.
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@israelmuse @zerohedge Russian Jews don’t scare easily.
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@KimIversenShow Hamas Kim has an opinion.
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@nypost He should look at the bright side- he may become President next.
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@martyrmade Duke Lacrosse. UVA rape case.
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@redsteeze How many dogs get that many chances and doesn’t get put down?
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I’ve got an idea for @assliken
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Special message from the IDF to @miakhalifa
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