Andrew Erdle 🍇
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farm raised irish-american nigerian jew • @emdalmas is my much younger french wife
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vegan bakery in Buffalo was publicly cited by the health department for improper storage of eggs ...
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@aliaa08
people will watch 240 hours of the queen's funeral but not a 3 hour movie about why the queen is in hell
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@johnhfio
no prior generation subsidized the lifestyle of their children more than boomers
lot of soft millennials out there ...
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@soniagupta504
I get it. I’m from Buffalo and just the thought of Buffalo Wild Wings gets my blood boiling. Really helps with winter tho. Cultural appropriation has literally increased the price of chicken wings faster than the incomes of my people. All Americans outside Buffalo are assholes.
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the MTA getting $11 billion from the Infrastructure Bill is just to cover Casper cutting ad spend
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@TrungTPhan
Corning… IBM… Xerox… Kodak… all from Central New York… and basically funded the research for everything that made the iPhone aside from Qualcomm
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@michaelshermer
the population of Gaza grew 100% since 2000 … despite all the refugees fleeing because of Hamas. whereas Israel’s population grew less than 50% over the same time period
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@TaylorLorenz
that water is 33% anti-depressants flushed down the Hudson from New Yorkers that relocated north
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kind of crazy how Netflix took out their 2 biggest competitors in one quarter: sleep and full-time employment
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weird glitch on clubhouse where people invited to the stage make it about them
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@kattenbarge
was just talking to my wife tonight about punk shows in the 90s/early 2000s... and saying that everyone looked out for everyone and picked people up. of course, people were still stupid and got hurt but it felt like people were looking out for people
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no code requires significantly more tweeting than any other e-commerce solution
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@Israel
"Each of these rockets has an address"
False: Hamas and Hezbollah mostly use unguided rockets and launch indiscriminately at civilian populations ... which is a war crime.
Every 🚀 emoji is a war crime.
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@nycsouthpaw
AFAIK: some troops were surprised a week before that (after the impeachment vote), that they were going to be deployed to Saudi Arabia. and they all understood that it meant war with Iran was imminent... and their family and friends were pissed bc🎄
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@herrmanndigital
so many towns in California should not exist ...
my grandma stopped talking to her best friend in the 1960s ... because the friend bought a house in a new subdivision of a town called: Paradise
my grandma said: Paradise always burns and I cannot let you kill your family
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@juliajulia_rose
@ashwindeshmukh
bc he’s lying... just like when he says a $4 bottle of wine is a steal at $30
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@smcslothsloth
@Variety
to this day I want to believe he was innocent in The Firm. he did not engage with the mafia and never over billed... in fact he never met with a single client. he was just the resident nice old partner in charge of vibes.
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@TaylorLorenz
his mini-TedTalk about why he still believes in Bitcoin while you waited for your first drink should have indicated this outcome
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@morganhousel
my father was at a wine industry meeting with Marvin Sands years ago. people were dragging him.
Marvin: my customers are the most sophisticated. they can taste the difference between a $2.75 bottle and a $2.50 bottle. they just happen to choose the $2.50 bottle every time.
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@MaeveSheehey
any truth to the rumor that these are the same adults that cannot agree on daylight savings?
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@AnandWrites
@MrAlanCooper
and this is in a region where Senator Clinton promised to bring 250,000 jobs...
...so people wouldn't have to enlist to pay for college...
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@NateSilver538
... the man was thrown by being asked about last week ... in an interview about last week ...
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@MChase00
Hamas and the other terrorist organizations that carried out these war crimes literally filmed their planning and preparation for this attack ...
the terrorists documented their war crimes in real time with live cams and calls to friends and family ...
Palestinian freelance
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@israelizreal
@Emily_Sundberg
legalizing robot police dogs and cannabis at the same time is thoughtful chaotic
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@TimJDillon
90% of people worked from home before 1900. think it was called a farm. just a bunch of people on zoom calls all day talking about vegetables.
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@tj_mackey432
the Steve Jobs of "one more thing" before the monster reveal ...
okay... let's show size
okay... let's make it clear
okay... let's make it clear, again
okay... now strength with the car toss
okay... wait, that was just the toes
okay... now just the eye
etc
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@TaylorLorenz
did it once... same bill... and realized it would have just been cheaper to just book a hotel room, draw the shades, and recover for a day or two
... which my airline then happily provided via a missed connection
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@anothercohen
head of marketing:
- responsible for growth
- responsible for content*
- make founder feel like Steve Jobs**
*founder wants final approval on all content** and will insist on a high standard of quality that exceeds budget yet doesn't work for socials
**they have no experience
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just wish there was a place on the internet to talk about crypto
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@qtcinderella
@TaylorLorenz
horse girls schedule a second wedding photoshoot to get a photo with their horse
plant girls are highly opinionated about the flowers and plants at their wedding
there is a difference
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ran into that guy from TikTok that goes up to mansions and asks them how they afford Athletic Greens
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@TaylorLorenz
this "targeting" keeps coming up in a private DTC slack group.
what everyone misses:
a.) these are private companies... there would be no story if employees did not want to talk.
b.) recurring themes outside of gender such as privilege/class, and poor leadership
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@NeckarValue
what every story leaves out:
Mike worked at a large bank. Mike converted the bank's accounts from analog to digital... which meant Mike had access to all the accounts.
some say he leveraged that account information to secure a golden parachute to start his company...
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@Maladroithe
give up on him
dude is a dentist
remember in 'Cast Away' when Tom Hanks was beard mode and dropping pounds on the island? a dentist stole his wife
remember the Tom Hank's produced movie 'That Thing You Do'? the drummer's girl cheats on him with a dentist
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@detachment_red
it's also sacred ground and the source of all new indoor tropical plants in LA bc of the quarantined nature of the islands. very special place that everyone needs to respect. the center of kaaua'i gets almost 400 inches of rainfall a year. just dripping.
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when I was your age ecommerce had 3 categories:
- books
- wooden sunglasses
- kickstarters for wooden sunglasses
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doxxed
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@WSJ
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@anfuller
this is how the decade long PhD programs at Columbia get funded ... then the PhD kids get the jobs the Masters kids thought they went into debt to get
you can tell its a grift bc earning a Masters from Columbia does not remotely qualify you to teach longterm at Columbia
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@NYCMayor
thank you! my grandpa was killed by an illegal ATV. it was one of those magically New York nights. then suddenly a riderless ATV appeared. it had obviously been possessed by the ghost of a long dead Dutch pirate. that's when it killed him to death, illegally
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@JacobBaime
@IsraelWarRoom
yup ... only the 2nd full year of Iran's 25 year cooperating agreement with China
seems to being paying off well re PR on TikTok
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another 5 star review for my dog walking startup
life update: got my master’s & a baby on the way! 🎓🍼 thx for the support
@gooderdle
happy mother’s day!! 🌸
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@TaylorLorenz
kids making $40k/yr in any org will only buy mgmt's bullshit for so long... especially when mgmt is always out the door to another shoot or podcast... where they talk about what good managers they are.
pretty sure this is happening in newsrooms and other low comp orgs as well
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@metaplexmovies
as a plant nerd... once I learned they shot it during a dry season and had to bring in green leaves and just keep moving them around for every shot... it earned another rewatch outside of the regular rewatches
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@BrianDuffield
Black Mass always felt like a fake movie from the Entourage universe... not something Vinny Chase would star in but like something a studio would mention regarding Medellin
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@MilesKlee
someone that eventually formed a known indie band… they’ve played Letterman and Glastonbury and Honda ads… tried charging me $10 for a single bowl hit in college. went to go find my wallet and never returned. she was on full scholarship for violin and drove a BMW
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Erdle's Law: the more people that cite a statistic, the less likely the person citing it understands how it was obtained
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