I applied to this MBA program 8 times. Got rejected 6 times, a partial funding once and a 1 year application ban. Guess who got in on the 8th application with full funding? Lol 🤭
"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."
"I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."
"The marks humans leave are too often scars."
"Grief does not change you, Hazel. It reveals you.”
I’ve seen the height of Obidients callousness today.
Monday market is on fire and someone is saying “the fire was set up deliberately to divert attention so APC can rig elections”
Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raju’una. May these people never happen to Nigeria.
I went through my chat with a friend of mine from 2012 on Facebook and I can't wrap my head around the fact that I spelt "good friends" as "gwed pwndx". Innalillahi wa Inna ilaihi raju'un.😭😭😭
@_MsLinda
@IkegahRuth
I was just too adamant on this particular program and the school. So, I have to keep coming while garnishing my resume on the other side.
@mr_asiwaju
All those people with Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and the ipob stuffs on their profiles have now changed it to a certain politician's picture. The correlation is clear even to the blind.
Do what you want with this tweet before 2023 and start campaigning against them.
Happy Birthday to an amazing friend of mine. One thing I've always remembered was when you once paid for more than ten people their meal in an eatery and told them I did. Thank you for always being there.
@Dlor231
I was at Firstbank last week to lay a complain and the guy at the customer care said I should send it to the bank through Twitter. I was terrified.
Imagine being referred to social media handle while you're inside the bank.
Randomly remembered how a newly married colleague came for night shift with his wife. Worse is, I was on duty together with him and we only have 1 call room.😂😂😂😂😂
I have never been this surprised in my life.
We got into a bus and the driver passed a money bag back, you’ll put yours inside and take your change, then pass it to the next person. The driver didn’t even bother to count it when the box was finally passed to him. 😭😭😭😭
Hon. Teejay with less than 3k Twitter followers defeated Dino with over 3M Twitter followers.
Dear P.O and them funny supporters, I hope you're seeing with your koro koro eyes. Those threats you're spewing won't work.
"You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you."
"The world is not a wish-granting factory."
"That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
Omoooo😌
Seeing Sen. Kaka Shehu speak at the screening reaffirmed to me that you shouldn’t believe what people say until you see for yourself. I could recall during 2018 primary elections in Borno, rumors were flying “KSL bai iya komai ba, turanci ma bayaji”.
Duniya labari.
Fifty- two thousand five hundred households across seven local government areas in southern Borno senatorial district benefited from distribution of food palliative just as two thousand youth and women got fifty thousand naira each as part of empowerment scheme.
Borno state
Nigerians can win elections in the US, but just try contesting for a post here in our universities and you'll see wonders like "He's not from Maiduguri" "He's not from Lagos".. Pathetic.
Congratulations to the 10th speaker of the House of Representatives Insha Allah.
@honbetara1
How can people gather in your declaration like this? Space no dey even for stage? Members elect standing because there are no chairs? Omoooo🔥🔥🔥
I want to sincerely appreciate the over 60 Honorable Members of the House of Representatives who took out time and accompanied me, despite their busy schedules.
2/5
Professor Ibrahim Umara of Unimaid is a walking encyclopedia. It was really nice watching him speak at the public lecture/symposium to mark Nigeria’s 63rd independence anniversary.
Please I'd love to have an explanation from someone as to what pleasure people derive from fabricating stories while sitting in the cozy comfort of their room, knowing fully well that when lies are left to unattended, the tend to assume a life of their own.🤧
You can be anything - a blasphemer, a sorcerer, a psycho, a thaumaturge, a necromancer, name anything, but to the angel of death? My friend YOU'RE JUST A NAME ON THE LIST.💔
That reminds me of a guy that got a job at NIMASA.. He went ahead to unfollow everyone on his Instagram. 😂 😂 😂
Some Nigerians can sometimes be unfortunate.😂