Never forgetting when sehwag hit 200 in ODI a mf came and gave him a bouquet in the middle of the ground without thinking a moment what is sehwag supposed to do with this in the middle of a match
We think we want sex. It’s not always about sex.
It’s intimacy we want.
To be touched. Looked at. Admired
Smiled at. Laugh with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someone’s really got you
That’s what we crave.
in Andaz Apna Apna's opening credits, Shakti Kapoor's name was spelled as "Thakti" Kapoor because in the movie Crime Master Gogo can't pronounce the letter 'S'
"You said you only listen to niche & underground music. Yet your spotify activity says you have been listening to Halkat Jawani on loop from last 2 hours? Care to explain?"
Hunting for an apartment so this landlord asked “ladkiyan bhi bulaoge?” and i replied “bulata toh hu par koi kabhi aati hee nahi” mf started laughing so hard 😂😂😂
i was at this house party in gurugram they were playing karan aujla one dude came n changed the song and then the guy who was hosting the party n 2 of his other friends threw him off the balcony n he d*ed it was on the news for like 2 weeks
Sorry guys i won't be tweeting for next 2 days im at this wedding n they told me to submit my phone for next 2 days for security reasons can't tell u more about it tho see y'all soon
Christopher Nolan about Tees Maar Khan :
"Tees Maar Khan, to me, is an extraordinary film. I saw it three or four times, it's just an amazing piece of directing, and I don't usually like musicals."
-ganji chudail and the philosopher's stone
-ganji chudail and the chamber of secrets
-ganji chudail and the prisoner of azkaban
-ganji chudail and the goblet of fire
-ganji chudail and the order of the phoenix
-ganji chudail and the half-blood prince
the ultimate goal of my life is to have a cup of that tongue licking chai at dolly chai wala's tapri someday n talk about the political & economic state of the world with him while sippin it
Puneet superstar gettin thrown out off big boss is the 2nd most significant event in history against the classist establishment after gandhi getting thrown out off that train in south africa
They really recorded this crap in a studio, listened to it back, said “this is fire”, scheduled a video in london, made sure video looks fancy, watched the video back, said “this is fire”, then posted it online for the world to hear this crap
@navin_nath
@TheTweetOfGod
Tau ji then don't type in English either cuz it's not our language. it shows British influence on our culture. Try Sanskrit instead.
Words mamta sharma & wajid rhymed with ‘fevicol’ on fevicol se
miss call
alcohol
petrol
baby doll
miss call (again)
bat ball
cinema hall
marriage hall
overall
good morning everyone. i was on a morning walk today and captured this incredible pic in my smartphone while on my way back. would like to mention here that I'm not a professional photographer it was jus a random shot. thank you!
*girl tweets her pic looking all fine n shit*
some mutuals: *drops some nice genuine replies*
guy with virat kohli avi & rahul45288 as his username: showing cleavage for likes?
guy who runs a parody account with 32 followers: saali randi
somebody random in her dms: nice boobs