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@gokelleyrun

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Libertarian. Christian. professional fake doctor, lawyer, astronaut. Thinker of thoughts that don't matter. Maker of things that don't work. GO BUFFS.

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@gokelleyrun
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3 years
I guess my question is this: What rights, civil or otherwise, are we denying gays or other minorities?
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2 years
@robreiner You twt about Trump so much, I'm beginning to think you've got a little crush going on there. Are you sending him secret love messages?
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4 years
BARACK OBAMA preaching to 6 people with a bullhorn is the funniest thing I've seen all week. I'm still laughing 😎
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5 months
@MooreTheatre @CityofDenver Well, it's the rocks or excrement. Take your pick.
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5 years
@catturd2 The 17 of us who still have common sense left aren't going to fly off the handle, I promise
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5 years
@johncardillo @MajorMark14 @MikeBloomberg Glad to see mini-mike's campaign adds went to a good cause. Nobody mentions Trump donating his government check.
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@rico_films @robreiner How the hell did you make it this far in life being that naive?
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@robreiner You somehow went from useless Hollywood caricature to federal judge. Amazing.
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@hrkbenowen I ran CA for many years, but their regulations finally made it not worth it. They'll run out of meat, and their produce will rot on the docks.
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@gokelleyrun
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@TiffMoodNukes I voted for Trump twice, but I get tired of him running around insulting everybody everywhere he goes. If he'd grow up and quit acting like the 6th grade bully on the playground, I'd consider voting for him again.
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@gokelleyrun
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@MAGAShaggy1 3K views in 45 minutes
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@gokelleyrun
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1 year
@TiffMoodNukes Well, I don't like to brag...
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@gokelleyrun
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3 years
@pewpewonepew @grp273 It's the most disturbing and thought provoking photo I've seen in my 63 years.
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2 years
@Deppongo @elonmusk @getpaidwrite Let me help you out. The earth has been warming and cooling since God created it. It doesn't need fixed. And name me one civil right your trans friend(s) are being denied. You're not woke, you're a brainwashed drama queen.
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@gokelleyrun
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4 years
@shirley022241 @SusanStJames3 @melissaadams53 Somehow, some day, that whole can of worms is going to pop open, and then we'll know.
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@gokelleyrun
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5 years
@NeillWoelk The post-game whiners will be out in force today, and my question is, did you expect a national championship after our last two coaching regimes ran the program into the ground? The culture is changing and the wins will come. No time for sour grapes anymore. Go Buffs
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@HuskerFast @edsbs The OB is still important, Nebraska just doesn't go to bowls, is all. Must be a boycott or something.
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1 year
@leslibless The government isn't on our side
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3 years
@MichaelDeLauzon @ladydi3501 Kamala cough up a hairball?
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@oohDB4lalaL Tits made right here in Colorado 👍
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@MAGAShaggy1958 9300 views so far
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@PaigeSpiranac Justa swingin'
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@MelissalM You didn't mention my favorite part
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@gokelleyrun
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4 years
@no_silenced Yep. Last time I checked, theft was still a crime. Even here in communist Colorado.
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@gokelleyrun
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4 years
@rooshv Payment for services rendered seems legitimate to me. Supply and demand. Capitalism. Not the most savory occupation, but I'm not qualified to judge.
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11 months
@TiffMoodNukes So...you're a sentimental slob after all
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4 years
@Sniper64286433 Don't miss the Auto Zone and Target BLM memorials
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@MelissalM Very feminine
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3 years
@trapperjohn151 I've seen these big plans many times. But when you factor in appointments, truck payments, customers, it usually boils down to good old capitalism. When the guys that are stopped see the ones that are still rolling, the strike falls apart like a Kmart shirt.
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@KelliDPowers Meth is bad. Just say no to drugs.
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5 years
@reubing @MajorMark14 Well, no. But at least we got those pesky global warming and transgender issues cleared up.
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@MelissalM I need to get my nails done like that
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4 years
@pandas_revenge It's what politicians do when they're getting their asses kicked.
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3 years
@NightStranger19 @DonutNewsNetwrk Why not ask the nice lady why she has the knife in the first place, and then give her a ride to a therapist?
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3 years
@BrianGoodwin8 @Mozingo___ Yet another good application for your 12 gauge shotgun.
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