Dprssed Discnt Dave Franco 🦁
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1st-Grade Spelling Bee Co-Champion. Self-Made Thousandaire. Trouble-Making Enthusiast. Baltimore vs. The World
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i just happened to be watching MLB 3DTV as james mccann got hit in the face scary sight. i hope he's okay
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how the FUCK does the yankee bench chirp brandon hyde after they just fucking drilled kjerstad in the head with a 97 mph fastball? absolutely classless.
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@UberFacts
to put into perspective: if you assume snoop dog gets 8 hours of sleep a night, that means there are 16 hours of time he's awake. that equate to 960 total minutes of smoking time. if he smoked 150 blunts a day, he would need to be finishing entire blunts every 6.4 minutes 🙄
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@JakeMansbridge
@UberFacts
the claim was so preposterous i had to prove it out. people need to be held accountable for spewing bullshit 🤘🏼
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Chris Davis should be remembered for his 2011-2016 contributions. Birdland should remember him all of the good. People are so quick to forget what he meant to us. Happy retirement Crush
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@JomboyMedia
chirping at the manager from the bench directly after drilling a player in the head at 97 mph is the perfect encapsulation of who the yankees are
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STOP THE COUNT
Michigan couple with 14 sons welcome their first daughter
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@H3llzbellz
@NateIsBack2
a girl pulled out a sword at the beginning of a first date at a nice restaurant. and it sat on the table the 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚 date. you might think that there's more context to this - but there's not
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@eXjones6
real ravens fans saw your talent. stay patient brother it's going to happen for you 💪🏼
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$5 on Daenerys (worth every penny), $2 Maester Qyburn (throwaway vote), $2 Tyrion (absolute steal), $3 Arya Stark (steal city), $3 Khal Drogo (value pick)
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@MenForFieIder
colossal nathan fan here. i think it’s the most overrated episode. it’s very good - but in the context of some of the other episodes - overrated.
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what happens at the orioles playoff game, stays at the orioles playoff game
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@spacebrat_
normalize 👏🏼 crop tops 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 men 👏🏼 (also thats my rum ham shirt which is one of my most prized Always Sunny possessions)
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@mamado100
@jdesmondharris
@actioncookbook
it’s entitled to expect you’d receive anything at all. we don’t get to pick and choose our gifts. we should be greatful for the gesture and time/thoughtfulness put into any gift we receive. that’s the spirit of christmas. not demanding you switch out your gifts for cash
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@KEEMSTAR
im just confused because...shes teaching math. had math changed this much since i've left school?
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@tweyant
fun fact: the picture of the girl that went viral alongside the photo was her in the kitchen of the house i lived in at the time 🙃
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@HoodieRamey
they are practice squad players...deep practice squad players. don't know how anyone could ever expect more from them right now
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@kaiteasley
i had a girl talk at regular volume through half of a movie at a movie theater on the phone with someone
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@Buster_ESPN
hey buster this seems bad for baseball - or wait - i forgot only the orioles are bad for baseball
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@lilkbasedgod
there are a litany of mitigating factors, most notably the jurisdiction of the police that were contacted. likely they did not have jurisdiction, but could have referred the case to the proper authority with jurisdiction
i can say without a shadow of a doubt that you are wrong
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@lilkbasedgod
this is patently wrong and dangerously misinformed. there is absolute legal ground for police to make an arrest
will they? who knows
but saying there's "legally nothing they can do" is irresponsible at best and grossly negligent at worst 🙄
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@lilkbasedgod
ignorance is not an excuse
here's some light reading for your evening which i'm sure you'll enjoy 😉🫳🏼🎤
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@UmpScorecards
there is no way this is right. literally some of the worst called strikes ive ever seen
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Stay away from girls who are constantly posting quotes. Easiest way to tell if they are batshit crazy
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THIS MARYLAND FIT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR VICTORY
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yesterday my new job gave me a meaningful raise after working there for only 2.5 months
it was more than the raise i got last year working a full year in public accounting & through a unbelievable grueling busy season (80+ hr weeks)
👏🏼 sometimes you need to put yourself first👏🏼
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@jdesmondharris
@actioncookbook
incredibly entitled take and totally misses the spirit of the holiday
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Proud to announce that I am officially the sweetheart of
@SDT_UMD
! Could not be happier to represent the finest ladies I know!
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I can't wait for Justin Bieber to go through an Amanda Bynes melt down
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i left my door open and my roomba got out. if you see one roaming baltimore DM me. DO NOT APPROACH HIM. he is v shy
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why cp is rachet: didn't have my ID and my old student said " he's good. he failed me. he was my old TA"
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i legitimately can’t feel my hands and my neighbors in my apartment all hate me because i have been running around SCREAMING for three and a half hours straight. by myself. with a stuffed animal version of my dog walter. LETS GO
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the legend himself
Ravens Nation, who’s you’re favorite Ravens draft pick of all time? I’ll start by saying Lamar Jackson was a player I wanted in purple and black for years, and what a decision it was to draft him. He’s proven time and time again that Baltimore made the right call
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i’ve found it...i’ve found the worst opinion on twitter
no one asked for my opinion but I’m giving it anyways...we as a nation brought these mass school shootings upon ourselves when we legalized abortion. we made it legal to murder unborn babies so God is saying “alright fine, if this is what you want then I’ll release my blanket of
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happy international woman’s day to this icon. just shows you with hard work you can run the sports radio/broadcasting game 👏🏻
@miakhalifa
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im going to start writing up friendship contracts where they legally need to take my phone away when i blackout
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@LindaBariSax
i honestly was so mortified i mentally blacked out and can't recall anything we talked about. everyone was staring. but she did work in the healthcare field i remember that
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yeah suspend miles garret for the rest of the year. that’s the most bush league shit i’ve ever fucking seen in a football game.
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i FINALLY was able to introduce myself to the cute latina girl who works out on my schedule like four days a week
i tried to show her my spanish skills (she usually is speaking in spanish) and she giggled. that's what we call progress gentleman
updates to come
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social networking PDA is almost worst than real-life PDA
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i am so drunk right now and all i can say is that a girl brought a mother fucking SWORD on a date. i got pictures. i’m freaking out how did i judge this so wrong LOL
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