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A chud low-IQ David Foster Wallace. cerebral jester.

Joined July 2024
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@goatwigger
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Yes I peaked in high school. Yes I’m a norwooding oldtroon coaler. Yes I have a beer gut. Yes I’m a wifeguyfaggot and an unironic Christ cuck. I’m still going to sodomize you for Q because the Lord is guiding me. Love wins.
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@goatwigger
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Imagine being destiny’s son and having to live with the fact that there’s a video of your dad sucking a pecker on the internet forever. Dark stuff. Villain origin story type of stuff.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
Votecucking for ZionDon today. Sorry esoteric hitlerists. I have an election to win.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
3 months
@Serwigger . AMERICA: TODAY IS ELECTION DAY!. IF YOU HAVEN'T YET -- MAKE SURE YOU VOTE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOO!. #VotedforTrump. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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@goatwigger
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6 months
@hasanthehun You are gayer than aids and will never recover from turning down the Sam Hyde fight. He owns your soul now and in the next life. @wigger.
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@goatwigger
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Goooodbyyyeee
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2 months
Daniel Penny claiming Audrey Horne when he’s acquitted:
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@goatwigger
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3 months
“Yeah I’m actually into chicks with no tits or ass because I’m an aristocrat or something.” -the gayest niggas alive.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
“Friendsgiving” ass niggas gotta go. Knock a broad up and produce some offspring. This shit is sad.
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ur in charge of the cigs for Friendsgiving
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5 months
Merab just did this to O’Malley for 25 min. #UFC306
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@goatwigger
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2 months
You can think wifejak is cringe (it is pretty fucking cringe honestly), but look at the rage this causes black homosexuals. Just leaping at the chance to depict their hatred for white women. Niggerfaggots are evil dawg.
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@goatwigger
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Women should go back to doing this. Worked for them.
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maya ⋆
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🧵hayley williams grr face! (a thread)
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genuinely disgusted by people who get divorced and remain friends.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Oneyplays is actually for funny, charming, neo-nazis. Trump won. We won. The white race will win. Expect us.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
“It’s not that deep bro.” . “Yeah it actually is you fucking spiritual peasant. You fucking worthless, barely sentient, dead-eyed cow.”.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
Yeah…it’s called autogynephilia.
@Lady_Cray_
Battle Puppy Alita 🏳️‍⚧️
3 months
I'm becoming the type of girl he wanted to date
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@goatwigger
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2 months
A lot of you niggas would be eating this 60 year old box without hesitation.
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AuxGod
2 months
Happy 60th Birthday Marisa Tomei 🥳
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@goatwigger
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If only detonating an explosive vest in a twitter space could actually work.
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2 months
10,000 bodies.
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@goatwigger
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He’ll troon out within the year.
@girlpowertbh
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My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer.
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4 months
Libtards love talking about politics loudly in the workplace and think everyone agrees with them. I hate them with every fiber of my being.
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2 months
Enough
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3 months
Remember his fight with nick where he had a mental breakdown and said the reason he couldn’t lose weight was because he hurt his foot and had a fight with his dad that year? One of the gayest libtards of all time. Loser.
@lydiakauppi
Lydia Kauppi
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Stavros puts on a master class in talking to otherwise conservative people about class politics accessibly, on a massive right leaning podcast (5 million monthly listeners). This is the reverse insidious platforming we need (link to full video below)
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@marknorm
mark normand
5 months
That’s trump’s second shot, next he’ll get the booster.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
People are getting blood memories of the whale-tail era.
@abradeux
Abracadabra
3 months
there’s something primordial that gets triggered in the male pineal gland when seeing something like this that no lingerie catwalk can replicate
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Why do art hoe foids wear these loose ass jeans? They aren’t flattering.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
It’s literally all real.
@Mullatx
Cowboy Al-Saud 🇸🇦🕋☪️
3 months
Ngl all these years later I still think that pizza gate shit was real lol.
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4 months
Libtards when an evil retarded groid actually has to receive consequences for his actions.
@hasanthehun
hasanabi
4 months
we are an insanely violent nation, truly broken.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Think I’m locking for good. Perfect amount of moots i care about. Don’t need to make another buddy on here. Tapped out. Hung up my jersey. Leaving my shoes on the mat.
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@cinecitta2030
miss white
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The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman
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@real_lord_miles
Lord Miles Official
2 months
I don’t care who my followers like or if it’s unpopular but I don’t and won’t support homosexuals. Unfollow me. Womp womp 👋 Christs lessons come first ✝️.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Look at these retarded mutant freaks seethe in the quotes and comments. A wholesome hunting picture of a child killing a coyote sends them into a spiteful rage.
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@goatwigger
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15 days
No tits, no ass, horrible voice, fancies herself an intellectual, has “takes” and opinions in general. Don’t fall for it boys.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Silence groid
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@SpeaksAngie
Angie Speaks
2 months
The reason black Americans are vibrant and culturally rich despite all they have been through is because they have the Holy Spirit. The reason White America is dry and boring is because the Holy Spirit left them a loooong time ago. Prioritise materialism, lose your soul.
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2 months
“Let’s check the group chat. Hopefully there is some kino.” . “Oh…that’s just Kovid’s beef flaps and b-hole and Lauren southern in a diaper.”
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2 months
I don’t envy single zoomers. You have to deal with the most mind-fucked turbo-retarded foids in the history of existence.
@sativapeachgod
✧*:• (ノ*≧ω≦*)ノ*:・゚✧
2 months
just found out my boyfriend is an anti-vaxxer and now i’ve literally lost feelings.
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“That’s enough of that.”
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@9mm_smg
9mmSMG
2 months
Q has always been a psyop to make the right look retarded.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
There is no such thing as a “lesbian”. Completely made up.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
All of my incel moots are going to get a braphog wife like the gal on the right that sits on their face 24/7 this year. I promise. You can bookmark this.
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4 months
Walking around a small town in the upper Midwest when the Halloween decorations are all up is so kino. One of the best times of year. Imagine not loving America.
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3 months
We laugh but a lot of you niggas did this with ant-semitism lmfao.
@arctanno
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the racism leaving my body now that it's not contrarian
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@goatwigger
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“You stupid fucking bitch.” #acidhitlerism
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@PhunkyWitch
KatieBug ◡̈
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comes a time
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3 months
You stupid fucking bitch
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4 months
There are no good libtards. They’re not naive and they don’t “mean well”. I fucking hate these people.
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2 months
Of course this homo counter-signals this. Man he’s never had even one good post. Frog twitter is completely vindicated on the currynigger question.
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2 months
“What does this have to do with Adolf Hitler?”.
@AristocratView
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Belly chain nationalism is essential to Project 2025
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@goatwigger
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4 months
One of nightqueervision’s best.
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5 months
Yes and it’s glorious. Hail victory.
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Is this true?
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@jabriaaaa__
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A yt person saying “what” makes me wanna knock every last tooth out they mouth!.
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2 months
Lmfao. Kendrick is such a retarded, cringe, cornball.
@KevOnStage
Kevín
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“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black women that’s law.” . - Kendrick.
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3 months
People who are weirdly prudish about alcohol are so gay.
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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OF COURSE.
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Love wins
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4 months
Foids are e-begging for free gibs after destroying their families now lmfao. There isn’t a level e-girls won’t stoop to.
@emilykmay
emily may
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🧵 about six weeks ago, i told twitter i was getting divorced. after spending a couple years going viral talking about marriage and family and parenting, it felt weird and embarrassing and exposing. but this is what actually happened:.
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@jacksonhinklle
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
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France would be a third world nation if it wasn’t for Africa.
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6 months
@hausofdecline Chris Chan is more convincing.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
When some breadtube watching troon tweets out “hey this simpsons season is kind of low-key good.” Like they do every 2 weeks on here just send them this clip.
@AntwonGhetto
Antwon
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Hopefully now we can get a sequel to this classic
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@goatwigger
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“Seen by 9 people” . (No laugh reacts)
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They’re doing this to pictures now. Prison planet.
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@Victorshi2020
Victor Shi
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She is so bad*ss & presidential.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
When a gay guy sees a hot maga MILF being silly and having fun.
@MillerStream
Jon Miller
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women shouldn’t be allowed
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@goatwigger
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2 months
We need to purge the closet cases off of this site. It’s getting unbearable. We get it, man. You fuck dudes.
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5 months
Bapists = fucked the bussy. Fuentards= fucked the bussy. You know who didn’t? . Real ass white niggas.
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@goatwigger
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Can you guys please stop acting like this ever happens?.
@beyoncegarden
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she's actually so real for this, it's dangerous out here😭
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Yeah he’s kind of a dork, but he’s 1000x smarter than you and an actual sentient human being. You’re a spiritual and psychological slave.
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@SwimChampPG13
Payton🇦🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸
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@El_Dude_Lives
El Dude🏴
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@BreastMilkEnjyr Ohio is going to have some bomb fucking food for once.
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Kikeslavehomocore
@renenum10
Rene
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Three classes of posters in this sphere:. 1) Those whose contributions are foundational and who are always right — BAP, Salo, MysteryGrove, Martin, a few others . 2) Those who write good translations or essays more or less consistently. 3) The rest of us who are just posting.
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@goatwigger
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I thought you guys were just being hyperbolic and retarded as usual, but no. That nigga legitimately threw up a Roman. 💀 💀 💀.
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@goatwigger
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2 months
Kids asleep. Braphog asleep. Thanksgiving eve beer (5) to celebrate. Happy thanksgiving. God bless you all. 🦃 🍁 🍺
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When you’re literally mentally retarded
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2 months
Uh oh…
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@goatwigger
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3 months
Not sure why you guys are upset about Rufo hiring a libtard who used to do pornography and has hundreds of pictures of her online with jizz on her face. This is how we win. You stupid fucking hobbits just don’t get it.
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@goatwigger
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“Bringing back” you bitches are already all doing this. I see it daily.
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5 months
Some of you niggas are just gay. Nothing else to say. Spiritually and psychologically gay.
@blacknredtext
The 4Chan Archives
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3 months
Shitting is so humiliating like on an existential level. I shouldn’t be subjected to this chore. I should be exempt from this. Waste of valuable time, gross, annoying. The only positive is you can neglect your family for a short time.
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If your town doesn’t have a Culver’s you are fucking gay.
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@goatwigger
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3 months
🚨🚨🚨 breaking news!!!
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@goatwigger
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3 months
I’m sure they’re married with a bunch of children now right?.
@AdamFriedland
Adam Friedland
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Happy birthday to my beautiful Dasha. I met her on @twitter she makes me want to be the best boyfriend I can be and she makes me laugh every day. ❤️
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@goatwigger
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5 months
Pariah the doll has had his bussy blown out by half the dissident right folks. It’s grim out there. He has his tentacles in every faction. Sad!.
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@goatwigger
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Merry Christmas to you and your families. God bless you all. Grateful for all of the incredible friends I’ve made on here. Sorry if i ever threatened to sodomize you for Q. Was just crashing out. I’m complicated and layered like that.
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I don’t have the irony leftist/cum town/something awful soylennial wojak handy, but just pretend I posted it next to this image. What a homo.
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@goatwigger
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Link never said that. He loves Hitler and his primary goal is to stop white genocide.
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@SlLENTPRINCESS
bea
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“That’s enough of that.”
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My busting face when Steven “destiny” Bonnnell is arrested and executed for being a homosexual chomo cuckhold footfag cocksucking freak who’s own child mock executes him.
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@GodCloseMyEyes We’ve literally never been this back.
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