@cesivision My favorite thing to do is mention it as the worst thing that ever happened to me in front of OTHER people who brag about catholic school

RT @dieworkwear: me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"

It’s snowing at 22 degrees with icy conditions at 11pm and this mfer just got mad because I told him I wouldn’t drive 27 min to fuck ?

Sooooo my nepo baby allegations have been confirmed. Second house in Uranus iktrrr wealth just falls into my lap

They haven’t bought a single Starbucks product in a year because I said they would call them n*z*s AHDJDJDJ

@meltystarstud Wait, you were gone?

@akaxnene No necesitas saberlo porque yo te hago el cambio de aceite

WAIIITTTTTTTT tea idk

RT @djoomf: after asking four close friends for advice, a fifth friend finally told me what I wanted to hear.

@rubencarrito Gemí, respetuosamente

@akaxnene Saliendo. Me puse una cadena extra pesada y larga para que te cuelgue sobre la cara

@magnetonlyfans The Bible mentions palestina. Like age 0 textbook: bible

@manumontx Manuel 😭😭 get some hole or something me preocupa que se te suba el cortisol discutiendo con ?españoles?

@complicated_cat Por ti, si soy

RT @f0lake: sometimes i really be feeling like no money no family 16 in the middle of miami fr

@hauntedbottom Gay

RT @DimPacifistV2: FDSHFSDHFDSFHDSFH

@AurelisConTwtt Una cachetada dolía menos