Glooface
@glooface
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Important journalist, very good chef, magician and soldier and detective as well. very enlightened. Inventor of the Pissy Pedal™. Him/Her.
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@AimtoSustainUK
If shooting things helps you with your mental well-being doesn't that make you a fucking nutter?
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I just popped into my local co-op and the lady at the counter said, "Oh you're glooface from twitter" and then told me to piss off out of the shop and never come back.
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Hello people that aren't voting because you think they're all the same. Shut up about it please. Not impressed. Not interested.
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It's time for us twitterers with less than 670 followers rise up!
Who's with me?!!!?!!?!??
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After 16 years of being alive and 2 years with me, my cat has had his first sit down on someone's lap.
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Is bringing your mum along to the polling station a valid form of voter ID?
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Can one of my followers become famous so I have a famous follower please?
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I hate my job. Every single day has something about it that ruins my day. All days ruined. Even weekend days.
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Windfall tax ‘is the right thing to do’, says Ed Miliband
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Kinnock Jr just been pointing out that the single person sent to Rwanda didn't even come here on one of the boats ffs.
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24 hour delivery to Germany now takes up to 12 days to get through customs. You Brexit bloody idiots.
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What the shitting Nora have Aston Martin done to themselves? Half a million bleedin quid for this?????
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I'm looking for 6 random likes for this tweet plus 2 retweets to lift my spirits.
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@NadineDorries
"Dyslexia affects people differently. For me it makes me an ignorant idiot."
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I think all my twitter friends have gone off on holiday together and left me behind. Fuckers.
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Deliveroo are on their way which means I've got to get up and answer the door in a minute. I'm sick of this hassle!
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I hate people that have carpets all over their houses and then insist on people taking their shoes off. They should at least warn people beforehand so they can tell them to stick their invitation up their arses.
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@lagertha66
They're putting chemicals in the air that make you stupid enough to believe they're putting chemicals in the air.
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I decided to take the decorations down but I think I've overdone it a bit.
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There should be an international "leave me alone, you bastards" day.
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If it says "use by 28th" does that mean I have to have eaten it by midnight last night or can I have it now?*
*I'm hungry and it looks nice.
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Air fryer people, can they really make chips that look like this? If they can then I'm getting one and I don't care how fat I get.
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I bought some chicken thighs by mistake again. Holy bumfuck, how do you people eat that stuff?
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Voting done. I put a big horrible X on the ones I like the least. Is that right?
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@BlokeOnWheels
I get "we have you on record as being involved in a car accident" automated bot calls. I say yes so I get through to a human and lead them on as long as I can and then tell em the accident was that I spilt my coffee in the car. Then they hang up. One accused me of being a liar🤓
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I'm putting my follower Christmas list together. What do you lot want this year?
*It will need to fit down your chimbly so no big tellies.
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Is a quality set of hard wearing nail clippers a good present for you wife on your first wedding anniversary?
Definitely asking for someone else.
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@TW_Seal
@MrJohnNicolson
"I'd like to finish answering the question like an idiot if that's possible"
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@CarolineVoaden
@katecvizsla
10 minutes is 9 minutes and 55 seconds longer than he needed to tell them they shouldn't be having a party.
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First bumble bee of the year just spotted. People will be in shorts and bloody flip flops by the end of the week.
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I've been doing some research. A box of wine is much better than a bottle of wine.
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I've got a mouse in me house. Just watched my cat come through the cat flap with it. I nearly rescued it but it's disappeared now. Cat won't calm down. Who do I call?
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I'm looking for 466 million retweets, likes and followers. Just to show the world that we care. We can do this!!!
👇👇👇look at it!👇👇👇
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@Briancrosby163
@meghamohan
Did you like the way she was strangling her dog while she was lying through her teeth?
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Corrupt prime minister being corrupt right in front of our eyes.
1. Boris Johnson’s honours list includes Lubov Chernukhin. Her husband was Putin’s deputy finance minister.
She’s donated over £2m to the Tories. Her donations have very likely given her the power to influence British politics.
Her husband worked for the Kremlin…
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Dear caffe nero. I put my coffee on the roof of my car and drove off. Now it's gone. Can I have my money back please?
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Twitter, I demand you remove this image from twitter and the internet. I don't wear a tutu and don't even like eggs I certainly wouldn't wear them on my fucking eyes ffs!!
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On the bus and this dog is trying to intimidate me. It won't work!!
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What's the safe limit for how many packets of these I can eat in a day?
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I'm building up an unwanted supply of GU ramekins. What am I supposed to do with them?
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No sympathy for the private landlords whinging on lbc. It's capitalism. If you can't run your business any more then tough shit. Find another way to stuff your pension.
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@RossLydall
Well there you go. It shows how important rail workers are. Maybe they should be paid better.
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@LondonEconomic
Stupid cunt doesn't take quality of life for workers into account cos it doesn't matter to him. Wanker. Fuck him.
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@RobbieRinder
@PatrickHanrahan
She's so bad at everything she does. Why is she still around? Oh yeah, they're all bloody awful.
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I've got the new non-blocking block feature so a message to everyone I've blocked, PISS OFF!!
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