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@ghoulcabin

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12 consecutive Gold medals at the Chelsea Flower Show with a passion for growing a vast range of vegetables

Cork, Ireland
Joined September 2016
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4 years
How is everyone getting their mirrors out into the back garden without a family member laughing at them
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6 years
the birds outside when i’m trying to fall asleep at 5am
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6 years
joe jonas: high heels nick jonas: ʰᶦᵍʰ ʰᵉᵉˡˢ joe jonas: red dress nick jonas: R̵̨̘̿̂E̶̡̪̻̍̓͛Ḑ̷̹̳̈́̿ ̴̼͎̼̈́D̷̛͖̣̋͛̽R̶̺͙͍̓̔͊E̵̼͂̔͘͝S̶̰̏S̸̬̐̋͊̾
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2 years
Escalator closed.. Trembling as I’m forced to walk up the gay steps
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5 years
21 years old and i still don't know how to whistle
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5 years
gonna tell my kids this was brockhampton
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4 years
Would give anything to experience this again
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5 years
this is so fucked up
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6 years
jamie oliver - needs deporting - named his kids shit like pom-bear and winnie the pooh - lispy sugar grinch - shite tv shows gordon ramsay - national treasure - gave his kids normal names like jack and holly - doesn’t try to ban foods - decades of quality tv shows
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6 years
so there's a film called ghost shark and this is an actual scene from it
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5 years
didn’t see stuart little in the crowd at the gay rat wedding guess he’s homophobic
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2 years
Only 5 more years to go until this happens to everyone
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4 years
When a guy only has one Instagram post it’s always a pic of himself that looks like one of these
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@ghoulcabin
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6 years
if you’re dating an english guy you’re single to me.. tf cornelius pippington gonna do 😭
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@ghoulcabin
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5 years
when lockdown ends
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6 years
the duolingo bird when i haven’t been active for two days
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5 years
just smoke one of these and forget about her bro
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@ghoulcabin
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4 years
Watching ducks eat the food I’ve given them
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4 years
You hate the moon landing video because it’s fake.... I hate it because it doesn’t pass the Bechdel test..
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6 years
one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
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@ghoulcabin
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6 years
steve. 52. 3 kids. hate the wife. love beer. fuck isis 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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6 years
financially stable, perfect credit score, and a house owner at age 18, god is good ^_^
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6 years
64 🤚 😭/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ 64 👋 \ 😫 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ 64 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ zoo lane 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_
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@ghoulcabin
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3 years
Just won my third iPhone 13 of the day while you were sitting around doing nish
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7 years
I am: ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Dayman Fighter of the: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Nightman
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6 years
[anaemic watching iron man]: god i wish that were me
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4 years
Apparently there’s a virus going around called Corona virus..... what’s next a Coors Light virus or Heineken virus
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7 years
Personally don't think "Horrid Henry" was particularly horrid. Bullying his Tory brother and Tory parents was extremely good actually
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6 years
9am lecture: hey :) me: seen ✓
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6 years
tell me who’s running down to the riptide one more fucking time go on i dare you
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6 years
[at a funeral] me [holding a buttercup to dead person’s chin]: omg he liked butter 😔
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5 years
nice nasa t-shirt you piece of shit name 5 planets you’ve been to
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4 years
I think this guy would be much happier if he never bought anything ever again
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5 years
Nature is finally returning to our oceans. The earth is healing
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6 years
rose from titanic be like there’s no space on the raft jack _______________ | | | | | | | \/ | | | | |______ 🙇🏻‍♀️____| 🙇🏼‍♂️ 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
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6 years
nice nasa t-shirt you piece of shit name five planets you’ve been to
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5 years
Just clicked “maybe” on an event on Facebook. Can only assume my friends are in awe as I, the protagonist of life, shroud myself in mystique and secrecy once again
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3 years
Average male dm request
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4 years
Cheapest wine: tastes like vinegar, full of chemicals probably, smells like nail varnish 2nd cheapest wine: Luxurious, deluxe, lavish,
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5 years
this is so fucked up
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6 years
louis theroux be like ♠️♠️♠️ ♠️♠️♠️♠️ 👂🏻🔘-🔘 👂🏻 👃🏻 - and what inside of u makes u feel this way ____
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4 years
Me alone in the kitchen having breakfast at 11pm
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6 years
me: the sylvanian families dolls locked away in my attic:
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6 years
the skittles i'm eating regrouping together when they enter my stomach
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5 years
It’s 2019 guys, this is how we’re combatting toxic emotional labour
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7 years
if Grimes 🎤 and my girl 😍👰 both drowning 😱🌊 and I can only save one 😬 catch me @ my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 singing AHLWSJKSDKALKJLA;Nnn 😛💯🎼
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6 years
fucked up that if someone offered me like €10,000 to say one line from the avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, and did watch, i would not be €10,000 richer
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6 years
angry english people quoting this.. i’m irish. i’m allowed bully you. it’s reparations
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5 years
me when the recipe says to only use one clove of garlic
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21 year old me alone in my room on santa tracker
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6 years
another actual scene from ghost shark which is.... arguably just as amazing
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3 years
20 books to read in your 20s
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Been getting into reading recently
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My body is my journal and my tattoos are my story
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doctor: congratulations it’s a boy nurse: what are you going to name him mrs controller: the Fat
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6 years
This is my Kermit the frog impression that I spent ages on hope you guys like it
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this is the only photo i took in costello’s last night
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yeah i have IBS I - i B - b S - shidding
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For years I thought the portrait of this guy in my grandparents house was my great-grandfather
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6 years
ok ghost shark could definitely beat jaws up
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7 years
Perfect Peter always looking like he's about to drop a speech about why the working class should be hunted for sport
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4 years
Haha wow this blew up. Follow me if you have either a mirror, a garden, or a family member
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6 years
this is comfortably the worst interaction i’ve seen on this website
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3 years
Girls love it when you wear a striped night gown/night cap, have a little candle holder for investigating strange noises during the night, and say stuff like “who goes there?”
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6 years
keep liking my tweets and this how we gonna end up
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this tweet did more for ghost shark than their marketing team ever did
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me: i’m from ireland american: wow you’re from ÂÂÆÊRLÅÑÐ
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6 years
give me your fuckening lunch money
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pee after sex or else you’ll get an RTÉ
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bands be like “uk & ireland tour ✈️😌✨” 📍uk for 5 nights ↘️ ↘️ ↘️ 📍dublin for one night ↙️ ↙️ ↙️ 📍uk for 5 nights
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alt-j: whehehhrjdjfjfkwhrhklboomboop 16 year old me, crying: yea
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@helldick420 Doesn’t feel like too much to ask for
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6 years
can’t do anything without offending someone these days. back in medieval times i could dump my shit-filled chamber pot out the window onto the streets below. but not anymore because of this snowflake generation
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how do i explain to my family and friends that this image is the existence i want
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4 years
If only you knew how bad things really are
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tell me what wise men say one more time bro go on see what happens
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when you’re too late to noah’s ark and the two dog spots are already taken but there’s still a spot left for a duck
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