jamie oliver
- needs deporting
- named his kids shit like pom-bear and winnie the pooh
- lispy sugar grinch
- shite tv shows
gordon ramsay
- national treasure
- gave his kids normal names like jack and holly
- doesn’t try to ban foods
- decades of quality tv shows
Just clicked “maybe” on an event on Facebook. Can only assume my friends are in awe as I, the protagonist of life, shroud myself in mystique and secrecy once again
fucked up that if someone offered me like €10,000 to say one line from the avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, and did watch, i would not be €10,000 richer
Girls love it when you wear a striped night gown/night cap, have a little candle holder for investigating strange noises during the night, and say stuff like “who goes there?”
can’t do anything without offending someone these days. back in medieval times i could dump my shit-filled chamber pot out the window onto the streets below. but not anymore because of this snowflake generation