The police had grabbed someone near my house this morning. He’d stolen a bunch of meat from woolworths. It was all over the ground. Guy was crying. Made me so sad.
Let me explain the difference between driving in Melbourne and driving in Perth.
If you do something that someone doesn’t like on the road in Melb - you’ll get tooted.
If you do something that someone doesn’t like on the road in Perth - you’ll be followed home and murdered.
I freaked out for a second when I realised I forgot to buy Halloween candy for the trick or treaters. Then I remembered this is exactly why I live in a 30th floor apartment.
My mother about my 34 year old brother who finally has a full time job:
“He’s doing SO well we are SO proud of him!”
My mother about me 12 years into my career:
“She is unmarried we are very disappointed. Not sure what she is doing with her life”
My building: “Please draw your blinds while annual window cleaning takes place.”
Me: Walking around my apartment in the nude because it’s too hot for clothes. Cbb closing the blinds.
My friend is walking around the park on the phone to me. Telling me how there’s people fornicating at the park.
Im like “SHOW ME”
That’s how celibate I am.
Someone parked outside my apartment yesterday. They were clearly visiting a special someone. Like flowers and casserole dish in hand. Their car is still there right now. More than 24 hours later 🤭 👀
I gaslit myself for years. Telling myself I was lazy.
Reality is that I manage an auto immune disease every day. As of now, I’ve managed it well enough to be in remission for almost 2 years.
Sometimes it’s hard. I never feel like I’m doing enough or working hard enough.