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I hope they are still talking about the kick 6 play in 2050. As long as they’re talking about that, it means Auburn ain’t done shit since.
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If UGA players had showed up in Baton Rouge the way they’ve showed up on twitter tonight, they might be playing in this game.
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Saban came over to chew ass, seen Pruitt doing a good job, and left
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Your own school suspended you…?
"Off the field issues — we're innocent. We stood strong and tall because we knew we were innocent."
- Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh after winning National Title
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Alabama job opening got folks shook. Someone just had to give a raise to a guy that lost his last game by 60 points.
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Alabama headed to the playoffs while 125 other teams and the media are pissed off about it
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When you spent weeks telling folks “Bama ain’t played NOBODY” only to find out you a Nobody too
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Caleb Downs said that Bill O’Brien was a huge factor in picking Ohio State.
“I know with BOB there the defense will be spending a ton of time on the field. Tons of opportunity to develop and put plenty on film for scouts.”
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You know you’re on top when every time you lose it’s a legendary tale for people to talk about for years
Tonight is the first time Alabama lost on the final play of the game since the Kick Six in 2013.
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When the entire country DOESN’T celebrate a Bama loss, that’s when I’ll worry about Bama
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If you ever wonder why Bama fans hate this game:
When barn wins, it’s a lifelong memory that gets replayed before games and at halftime for years to come
When Bama wins, it’s ho hum business as usual
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Nick Saban tried to warn y’all and y’all told him to quit whining
Colorado State’s Jay Norvell is trying to keep his roster intact with teams offering Rams QB $600,000 to leave.
“Our top 12 players on our team have all had offers to go other places”
Read:
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Not Hershel
Not Bo
Not Adrian
Not Emmit
Not Barry
Not Marshawn
Not LaDanian
Not Faulk
Not Dickerson
Not Jim Brown
Not Walter Payton
NOT Leonard Fournette
DERRICK HENRY
Derrick Henry is the 1st player in NFL history with 180+ rush yards in 3 straight games. 💨
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Absolutely. Zero. Points.
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Both fan bases in agony and they’re just chuckling on national TV lol
"He even texted me back for the first time ever this year."
Kirby Smart on his relationship with Nick Saban ⬇️
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I ain’t a bulldog fan, but he’s right. This is why UGA will be right back in the thick of it next year, and FSU prob gonna be a 8 win team.
Javon Bullard: "You see guys opting out all over the country. Notice that nobody opted out over here, because we finish what we started... The love that we have for this team, man, it goes way beyond football for us."
"... Georgia ain't going nowhere."
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Alabama really is their standard lol
Three years straight where Georgia finished with a better record than Alabama!
WE THREE PEATED!!!!
Go Dawgs!
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Auburn fans don’t forget to stop by the 2013 Experience on your way out the stadium!!!!
Auburn Family, come check out the 2013 Experience at Gate Three ⤵️
Purchase exclusive 2013 team product and take your photo with the “Kick Six” football.
#WarEagle
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LSU fans Bama fans
Watching Watching
Their QB the backup QB
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Oh here we fucking go with the “overcoming adversity” shit. These fuckers didn’t overcome adversity bro, they got caught CHEATING
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When you realize the kick 6 won’t even be the final clip in the Gameday iron bowl montage anymore
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If he did it would be historic. First time ever father and son won it in consecutive years.
Can Derek Stingley Jr. be the 1st CB to win the Heisman since Charles Woodson?
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Here’s the real fuckery:
Michigan’s AD is on the committee. He gets to decide who will play his team.
If you’re him, do you want to play FSU or Alabama?
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When your pals got beef but you ain’t taking sides
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Kickoff
*commercial break*
First down
*commercial break*
Player hurt
*commercial break*
Punt
*commercial break*
Touchdown
*commercial break*
Extra point
*commercial break*
College football execs: how can we possibly shorten game times?!
REPORT: College Football executives are considering 4 rule changes to shorten the length of games, per
@RossDellenger
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“In a third proposal that is garnering wide support, the clock will continue to run after an offense gains a first down except inside
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Did…
Did…
Surely not…
Did Nick Saban send Jalen Hurts and Dan Enos to Miami to give Clemson something to prepare for DURING the season?
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Class is a lot of fun for the first 4 weeks but really sucks after mid-terms
NEWS: Colorado has named a new course after Deion Sanders: "Prime Time"
(h/t
@JimmieSearfoss
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Look how proud Saban is of his grown adult son
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They put up a division championship sign. Beating Alabama really does mean the most to y’all. 😂😂😂
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Imagine winning the SEC championship, going to the playoffs, and all you can think about is Bama. Weirdos.
LSU can put its feet up, and wait and see what's next. Tigers are in the clubhouse with a 13-0 scorecard, and Bama might as well be in the outhouse.
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“Bama ain’t played nobody”
MAYBE SO BUT WE AIN’T LOST TO NOBODY EITHER BITCHES!!!!!!
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When you beat Bama, it’s a cherished memory.
When Bama beats you, it’s Saturday.
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3 in motion (and one toward the line of scrimmage) when the ball was snapped and Bama got flagged
I don’t ever wanna hear another word about Alabama getting all the calls
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Caleb Downs really committed to a whole year of Gary Danielson calling him “Alabama tranfer Caleb downs” lol
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Reasons why fall is
#1
- Cool weather
- Hoodies
- Leaves change colors
- Halloween
- Tailgating
- Camp fires
- Thanksgiving
- Bugs have returned back to hell where they belong
- ALABAMA IS BEATING UP ON OTHER SCHOOLS’ FOOTBALL TEAMS
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Half the nation picked A&M but now Alabama “escaped” c’mon now
No. 11 Bama escapes Texas A&M, 26-20 🐘
Jalen Milroe: 21-33, 321 YDs, 3 TDs, 1 INT
Jermaine Burton: 9 rec, 197 YDs, 2 TD
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FOX brought a guy on from Oregon (coincidentally during the all-SEC CFB Playoff coverage) to tell us how dumb the SEC is. He then proceeded to use the word “stigmatism” incorrectly in an attempt to insult Alabama academics. What an incredible self-own.
Kayvon Thibodeaux on why Oregon set him up for success better than Alabama (via
@CFBONFOX
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I still can’t believe Alabama made an LSU player quit 144 hours before the game even kicks off
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If we being honest, this is why there’s so much angst today. Y’all thought you were done with Bama 10 weeks ago.
Alabama has been eliminated from the College Football Playoff 🏈
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GOOD MORNING to everyone except people who intentionally let a pandemic run rampant through their locker room so they don’t have to play Alabama
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“Back to my home planet!”
“Wait Derrick STAHP we have 2 more games!”
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“Alabama is taking the fun out of football”
Nah fam, we are taking the fun out of OPPONENTS’ football. We having hella fun.
Alabama fans seemed to enjoy the Tennessee game much more than the Vols faithful
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Jimbo Fisher, Anias Smith, and the SEC refs
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Bold strategy by Hugh Freeze vacating a win before the NCAA forces him to.
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When your team beats Alabama, it’s a milestone.
When Alabama beats your team, it’s a Saturday.
What has been the best College Football game of the 2020 decade so far?
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If y’all love these kinds lopsided wins like the orange bowl you gonna LOVE the 12 team playoff!
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If you told me this was an HOA meeting to discuss changing the mailbox guidelines I’d absolutely believe you
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This you?
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How is it possible Oregon lost tonight?! Bo Nix had a 78% completion percentage this season!!!
Rece Davis: “We talk a lot about Texas’ strength of schedule, why is Oregon above Texas?”
CFB Playoff Committee Member: “You look at the season Bo Nix is having, he has a 78% completion percentage.”
Excuse me? 😭
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When you told Baker Mayfield to humble himself, you sacked Tua and stunted for the cameras, but then he converts 2nd & 26 to beat you on the very next play
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OHHHHHHH NO SIR. We were told Tua wasn’t that good despite playing through an injury. Keep the same energy for GNC Celine Dion.
Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence played through bruised shoulder early in 2019
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Not from that fanbase that told us for a whole year questioning injuries is excuses
If Ladd was healthy in the SEC championship we beat bama 🤷🏾
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“NICK SABAN IS CLASSLESS FOR RUNNING UP THE SCORE ON MICHIGAN”
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So now we just s’posed to go to bed? Ain’t got some Bama bowling or bass fishing or nothing else on?!
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Cedric was here LONG before Saban. He’s prob pouring one up for Nick tonight, so he can get up tomorrow and start prepping the place for the next guy. Cedric is as much a pillar of Alabama football as anyone on that campus.
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Subbing Tua for Jalen in the championship game except it’s whoever the backup center is
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“Alabama ain’t played nobody”
“Alabama is overrated”
Yet all y’all talmbout is Alabama. Alabama doesn’t even play today, and y’all can’t help but think about Alabama.
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Not everyone has beat NMST recently. It’s important to remember that.
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You been stupid for a long time bro
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Tua hurt
Swift hurt
Fields hurt
Someone in Baton Rouge definitely made a deal with the devil
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The CFB playoff committee when it’s time to make rankings
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Mark obvs got a lot of time left in the NFL, but I also CAN NOT WAIT for him to retire, get hired by ESPN, and be the Gump version of Marcus Spears. GET ME SOME BAMA CHEERLEADERS ON MY BROADCASTS!!!
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Like my dad said “it’s only the game of the century when LSU wins, otherwise it’s just Saturday”
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Jalen Hurts is a bigger man and better human than anyone on this app
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Don’t fall for it Gumps. This is Kirby over respectin the tide, which is of course the most flagrant form of disrespectin the tide
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Greedy Williams and Devin White both ran those fast af 40s but couldn’t catch a hobbled Tua on that TD run?
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As annoying as UGA fans can be, I can’t really hate Kirby. He’s a good coach, and by all accounts a good guy too.
Kirby Smart is even a better coach in defeat than he is in victory.
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Every week just gets tougher and tougher sledding for the “Alabama gets all the calls” crowd
This Tennessee player spent his warmups watching UFC 294
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Imagine it’s the 4th quarter. Bama is up by a couple scores. You’re an exhausted LB just trying to finish this thing up and go home. FINALLY Bama is bringing in the backup QB to just run out the clock.
The backup QB:
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Experts are saying there’s never been a more amazing final play to win the iron bowl
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I’ma cheer for LSU exactly as much as LSU cheers for Alabama
I fully expect every Alabama fan to be cheering for LSU tomorrow to show their SEC pride
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We getting our ass whipped by jar jar
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I was told auburn fans loved auburn and did not need giveaways and tater tot bars to fill their high school arena
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Nick Saban: Is this what we want college football to be? Athletes being able to transfer at will with no restrictions?
Everyone: YESSSSSSSS DON’T BE A JERK NICK
Nick Saban: *takes 5-Star LB from Washington*
Everyone:
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You vs the man she told you not to worry about
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Boy didn’t know he was setting his team up for the most entertaining iron bowl finish ever
@_NickKelly
@MGP_2017
Here it is. Safety walking down claps, Seth immediately snaps the ball.
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Refs in Tuscaloosa today
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ > 🏉Here State, have a TD
{\__/}
( •- •)
🏉< \ PSYCHE
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ > 🏉LOL terrible call here have a TD for real this time
{\__/}
( •- •)
🏉< \ PSYCHE AGAIN LMAO TRY A FG
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Good thing UGA fans are very adamant that injuries shouldn’t affect the outcome of games
Georgia announces star TE Brock Bowers will undergo ankle surgery, likely missing remainder of season. UGA off this week, then faces Florida Oct. 28 in Jacksonville
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No flag on the most blatant penalty imaginable?
Tough day for “Alabama gets all the calls” crowd
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It’s crazy how you can just be a good media personality and not try to actively hate your alma mater like Greg does
Rece Davis tells Alabama fans that was one of the best atmospheres for
@CollegeGameDay
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Y’all keep saying “Hail Mary” like Milroe threw that ball up for grabs, instead of executing a designed play with a basically perfect throw to the back pylon of the end zone
Bingo. Alabama just isn’t the big bad wolf anymore. That’s still UGA. Idk how we lost to a team that struggled on the road against USF, struggled against Ark and needed a Hail Mary to beat Auburn. But here we are.
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Then starts squirting lotion directly on his chest. Tony Brown is the hero we all need.
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You lose in Atlanta to Alabama. That’s your tradition.
@geauxcrimson
We don’t lose in the rose bowl and lose to Michigan. That’s not our standard 😂 Go Dawgs
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Imagine doing everything you can to dry out a field before a game so that everyone can play their best and not get hurt. Not everyone’s program is this classy.
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It’s mostly annoying cuz there’s no reason Alabama couldn’t have done this if we didn’t have a literal wet noodle as an OC
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Save your “UGA should be in the playoffs” take. Nobody who trots out his backup QB to attempt a midfield 4th and 11 fake punt deserves to be in a playoff
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When you lose a game that doesn’t matter so your competition gives their coach a raise and a buyout that makes it damn near impossible to get rid of him
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Just think: if Alabama had never invented this, Jaden Daniels would have had to just openly cry on the bench like Tim Tebow did.
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I’ve always said I wasn’t sure what LSU fans enjoy more: LSU winning, or Alabama losing.
My barber literally just said “I hope we lose the SEC championship to Georgia just so it makes Alabama miss the playoffs”
🤣🤣🤣🤣now I know it’s Alabama losing
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Never forget: this was the “Alabama, you’re next!” game
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no job is more important than your physical and mental health. If you need a small nap at work, take a small nap at work!
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He’ll be back next week. He had an injury just like that in the 1997 season.
Hunter Renfrow will not return after being injured in the first half.
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ESPN for the last month: ALABAMA AINT SHIT
ESPN today: would be a big statement if Michigan beats Alabama!
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You’re telling me the SEC intentionally had refs throw the game for
Alabama (may or may not have made the playoffs)
over UGA (
#1
seed if they won)
Are y’all listening to yourselves?
@notkdk3
When there’s an agenda to be pushed, nothing we can do 🤷🏻♂️ don’t embarrass yourselves against Michigan. Hopefully you all get the SEC officiating crew again!
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