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ⓘ This user was killed in a shootout with police. cyberpunk barbie
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Joined February 2019
@serioussam909 you aren’t an artist you don’t make anything you just produce an unholy amalgamation of real artist’s work. machines cannot feel and can’t describe emotion or translate human depth it’s literally as simple as that
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i hate you @DisneyPlus i just want to watch wall-e im not fucking paying for a second subscription
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god gave me scoliosis so science could give me a metal spine to support knockers of considerable size
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whoever keeps puking on my trashcan when i catch you it’s going to be a bloodbath
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i killed the one i named
had to remake my sourdough starter bc i killed it so maybe if i name her i’ll be more attached
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RT @1thousandfaces_: Undertale just came out. Homestuck still updating. Fresh notifications from Mystic Messenger. Garnet just revealed as…
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RT @lakeeater: uniqlo clothes are the trader joes frozen meals of clothes insofar as both feel like holograms rather than actual tangible o…
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RT @capsboybebop: as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me
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RT @plethonist: We need to ban music in restaurants, stores and public places. We need to make the world quieter. As long as we are subject…
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don’t tell us what our fashion MO is you old hag nobody is fertility maxxing
If lululemon was smart they’d make a line of loose, cotton, breathable workout clothes that still look cute. Gen z is fertility maxxing. They’re no longer interested in restricting lymph flow with slave manufactured plastic body condoms for workout clothes.
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RT @on_da_spectrum: Keep thinking about how, when Daft Punk worked with Kanye, he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made on…
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omfg what do you suppose we use then james
Dear citizen journalists: Do not use biometrics on your iphone.
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RT @the_alisa_renee: All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division…
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i hate these people sorry autism happens we literally just exist i fear
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RT @skooookum: A healthy society, attuned to nature and the spirit, would immediately recognize this as an apocalyptic omen.
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RT @dieworkwear: me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"
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