RT @LoriLightfoot: Ready for the big game! Do you think we have enough food? #SuperBowl #SBLIII

@100gprotein They were the only thing I could pay attention to

Not to post like a gay guy but Ben Stiller really reheated Abrams and Lindeloff's nachos...

@teddy_xcx_ I have, yes

Bought a vape for the first time in 4 years and got bronchitis within 72 hours… you know what, that’s on me

@as_someone_who Omg

@HaplessHomo Yeah

@petpoison I don’t believe that’s really her. I know her voice and that isn’t it- deepfake

RT @mertcentury: You hear this so much and I can tell you there are schools that do exactly this: urban charters. They are, statistically,…

On syllabus day each year I let the class do “norm setting” which stays up throughout the year. But the one non-negotiable that we always include is “we might get stuck but we can get ourselves unstuck”

@thegaythatcould The bell jar as the choice for this is sending me

@petpoison Aside from maybe “a bar for drinks” all of these are completely valid. Dennys first date is crazy

@politburito That’s what I’m saying

@ISO400_angel Hell, I could eat

RT @zuza_real:

@treteastonellis She’s waiting for February 10th

@jenbrained they made a new jelly rolly his name is "teddy swims"