@mdpaulus @mattyglesias You could be right. He's probably jacked up on HGH instead.

@RyanDeto tomayto tomahto

@Benito_Llan @Kasparov63 You think that I've ever called Reagan anything positive?

@spurs_pain_ @TheSpursExpress Of course it was a dive, but that's the move when the keeper comes out for that ball. Get the ball first, let the keeper nick you, and flop. It is always a penalty and always has been. Keeper needs to get to the ball first or he is fucked.

@ChrisMurphyCT I wonder how many times Trump can get the American public to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?

@RadioFreeTom Trump's best political asset is knowing how stupid voters are and shamelessly exploiting it. Sucks for the rest of the species, but here we are.

@ObsoleteDogma He tried fat lazy golfing the first term, but now he is on the petulant child revenge tour. Gonna be a disaster.

@kylegriffin1 I love the smell of winning in the morning.

@ericadyork It's almost like he bankrupted a casino and killed the USFL. If only we had an idea about his ability to run things.

@Eugene_Scott Why feed kids lunch at school when you can pretend that immigrants are dangerous and feed them in a Cuban jail for show? Gotta earn those votes from the "patriotic independent thinkers."

@TheRickWilson I would have gone with brain worms instead of head trauma, but either works.

@Gibboanxious Gonna watch License to Drive just out of spite towards it being left off of this list.

@binarybits Their incompetence is their only positive quality. I'm also mildly optimistic that Trump's laziness will eventually override his petty revenge tour and sooner or later he'll just start golfing and tweeting from the toilet all day again.

@FPWellman Fascinating isn't the word that I would choose...

@Grady__Matthew @brianschatz Yes, the party that controls nothing should "do something." That's how the system works. Force the guys that control the entire country to bend to your will! Should work nicely.

@atrupar Fun how the GOP wants the kids to eat healthy foods now. I'm old enough to remember when a nice First Lady suggested that and was vilified as a communist and accused of secretly being a man. Such a genuine party full of consistent principles. Gotta love 'em.

@reesejgorman "I hope the petulant vengeful child in charge and all of his people promising for decades to gut and dismantle the federal government only do it for a little while and only to the woke lib districts that deserve it." Ahhh...the GOP.

@ericsslater Ummmm...you do know the party that controls every aspect of the government is the GOP? American voters had a chance to do something and they have repeatedly decided that punching themselves in the face was their choice. Can't do anything to stop it now.

@Ewan_McF @merctial Who wouldn't take that? Two trophies and Champions League next season? Let's go!