Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌
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Husband. Father of chimplings. Opposable thumbs. Conservative. Christian. #ProLife #America ! 🇺🇸
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Tearing down hostage posters is one of the more vile reactions to 10/7 I've seen.
I'm posting some here, where they can't be torn down. Copy them (no need to RT), share, pin, etc. as you like.
Don't let ignorant vandals hide their plight.
Source:
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You can grab your cell phone, or you can be this guy.
Be this guy.
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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Intifada
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@AOC
Did you donate 300,000 pounds of food to organizations, food banks, and soup kitchens in NY and other places to help with COVID-19?
Goya did.
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I'm really unhappy with all these people who knew exactly how to stop coronavirus in early January but kept it to themselves until the middle of March.
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@HillaryClinton
@OnwardTogether
You’re fundraising off your criminal negligence? Not surprised.
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@HillaryClinton
Anyone who lived through your husband's presidency shouldn't be shocked by much of anything from politicians.
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I went for the pro-life theme for family pumpkin carving. 🙂
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@PeterVroom1
The guy doxxing nuns on Twitter today is named Peter Vroom. Here’s a comparison of his picture to a horse’s rear end.
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@nowthisnews
Last year, I gave my neighbor $100. At the end of the year, she gave me back $80.
This year, I gave my neighbor $80. At the end of the year, she gave me back $70.
I got a smaller "refund" this year, but I saved $10.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@JoeBiden
It's actually the Democrat Party that sees women solely through the lens of abortion. What a sad perspective.
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"We're gonna stage a fake assassination to help Trump. Our fake shooter is going to get killed. Other people are going to get hit, but make sure you only hit Trump's ear."
What kind of an abject moron do you have to be to entertain such stupidity?
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@AOC
This will not help the country. You know that. This is about vengeance and power. You need to stop.
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Looks like there's a turf war brewing between McDonald's and The Lincoln Project.
Oregon McDonald's asks 14- year-olds to apply amid labor shortage
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The keen eye will notice they are all very much still alive and in possession of their heads.
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@Marina_Sirtis
@realDonaldTrump
New York was the first state to reach 33,876 deaths. That's 14,423 fewer deaths than Texas. The deaths per 1 million of the population are also 2.6 times higher in New York than Texas.
New York voted for
@JoeBiden
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Does any of that matter? Love this new unity thing though.
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@wolfblitzer
It's not because they're worried about Trump voters. We've seen all summer who burns things down when they don't get their way.
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@iemmys
@NYGovCuomo
The Emmy for Outstanding Innovation in Reducing Nursing Home Overcrowding goes to…
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Perhaps we could arrange a swap of Cubans demanding freedom with Americans demanding communism?
Seems like a win-win for everyone to me.
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I lived through the 80’s. Nobody was wearing masks because of AIDS.
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@RussTamblyn
“If the Constitution is followed, we’re going to start a war because we’re whiny babies.” - Russ
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@BetteMidler
AND THEN HE WILL TAKE AWAY LOWERCASE LETTERS!!!
WAIT… IT'S ALREADY STARTED!!!!
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@HillaryClinton
You should probably sit this one out, Mrs. "Russia stole the election from me".
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Google "Seth Abramson" right now! Bless you, whoever did this. 😂😂😂
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So, do I take down my Insurrection Day decorations now?
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It shouldn't be 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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This video will probably win more Trump votes than anything the RNC did all week.
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@shannoncoulter
For 2 years now I would have had no idea what Trump was saying if it weren't for liberals tweeting his press releases and Truth Social posts on Twitter.
The content is already finding its way here. What possible harm does it do to you for him to have his account back?
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@ananavarro
Replace "Fetterman" in your tweet with any GOP candidate who was in the same situation. Then realize you'd never say this if it was a GOP candidate.
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@AOC
What do you think saying American citizens are working at "concentration camps" and equating Republicans with Nazis does?
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@DrewHolden360
@DrIbram
He's referring to the rule where the GOP rolls over and doesn't use its Constitutional powers because Democrats and the media yell loud enough.
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@donnabrazile
@PolitiBunny
Do we answer ourselves, or are you going to provide us with the answer?
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@SenMarkey
@elonmusk
Maybe a Senator shouldn’t collude with a member of the press to violate the rules of a social media platform?
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@JoeBiden
You’d need 60 senators. This is empty pandering because you need a distraction from economic issues.
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@ProjectLincoln
Those associated with the Lincoln Project should go on record stating whether they approve of these tactics:
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@ericareport
I can't believe Trump said that poor kids are just as bright as white kids. Or when he said Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean"? I mean, the guy was friends with a former Klan member.
How does he get away with this stuff???
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I still think there's a nonzero chance this lady is an elaborate parody.
FACT: female comedians are funnier than males. Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin, and Sarah Silverman are in an elite class and it’s not even close.
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Many of you have now mentioned
#StopTheBleed
. They provide free in-person training. At a minimum, check out the online course. Know what should be done, even if it's not you doing it. They also point you to proper tourniquets you could consider carrying.
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Had the Waukesha killer been remotely linked to Trump or conservatives instead of BLM, today would be the second week of wall-to-wall news coverage, interviews with victim’s families, funeral clips, and Congressional floor speeches.
Instead, the media has largely ignored it.
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Obama skipped the funerals of Nancy Reagan and Justice Scalia. Trump is skipping the funeral of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
#WHCD
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@AOC
I can't believe he says stuff like:
"You ain't black!"
"…you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean…"
"Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is incredibly diverse community…"
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"An unarmed insurrection featuring a half-naked man with bull horns nearly toppled our government!"
"Your AR-15 is worthless against the government."
Same people.
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@ShutDown_DC
You think you can do these things without it eventually being turned on you. You can’t.
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@AOC
I question whether people who throw around the charge of white supremacy so carelessly actually care about racism.
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@scrowder
@PolitiBunny
Yep. Sore throat, congestion in sinuses and chest, cough, back pain, fever for my kids, and it lasts for a LONG time.
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@RepRabb
@RepKellyCassidy
Do you people ever work, or just spend all day coming up with internet stunts for clicks? 😂
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A bunch of people who claim they can’t make a student loan payment are about to spend a $600 stimulus check on a PS5.
I just post facts.
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@IlhanMN
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\ heated that tea / |
\ with /___|
\ fossil fuels /
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Non-veteran here. Is it customary for veterans to join an assault on a federal courthouse?
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Socialism is a potluck you're forced to attend.
There are 300 people and 50 bring food - all mushy canned green beans, which is the state-mandated minimum. There are 3 pieces of chicken for the first ones in line. There are no drinks due to a planning error.
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Reporter: "I'd like to ask you about oil."
Trump: "What's the price today?"
Reporter: "I don't know…"
Trump: "How can you ask a question if you don't know? I'll go to someone else."
I'm sorry people, but this stuff is hilarious. 😂
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@ericswalwell
Your video is a lie, Eric. Here’s a real video. You support the “right” to kill her. That is real.
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None of this would be happening right now if law enforcement and the National Guard had been used to shut down lawless rioters.
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Our media is so abysmal that Andrew Cuomo can preside over the deaths of over 30,000 New Yorkers and get away with blaming the guy who doesn’t run New York.
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@AndrewCuomo
, thank you for your leadership and the example you’ve set for all Americans during this pandemic.
#DemConvention
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@thehill
I have to admit, keeping his 47-year streak of doing nothing alive is somewhat impressive.
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BREAKING: New York Post reporter soaking up the Cancun sun taking creepy pictures of a family while Texas shivers.
Ted Cruz's family seen soaking up the Cancun sun while Texas shivers
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The United States now has more journalists who seem to be rooting against their own country than any other country in the world.
CNN: The United States now has more coronavirus cases reported than any other country in the world.
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@bethanyshondark
@kriscoratti
@cameronbarr
@TaylorLorenz
I think we've reached the point where we should just wonder if they tell the truth about anything.
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@HillaryClinton
@JoeBiden
Is anyone surprised that a woman who still thinks she lost because of Russia would believe hit job journalism heading into an election?
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Using only a photo of Joe Biden clinging to a table in the White House where America is represented metaphorically as a cake, describe the Biden presidency.
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🧵Time to do a deep dive on my thoughts on RFK Jr.
No.
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6-year-old just walked INTO THE HOUSE, said “payback!”, and chucked a snowball at her brother. 😐
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@KeithOlbermann
I think you should scale the White House fence and make a citizen's arrest.
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Investigators reveal never before seen weapons seized from Capitol rioters.
FBI: Investigators found fully assembled U.S. Capitol Lego toy at Jan. 6 riot leader’s home
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Let's Declare a January 6th Amnesty
We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the 2020 election.
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