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Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content
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@weirddalle I can’t tell if it’s a Jared Leto or Jesus…
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@weirddalle To air the place out when you drop a heater…
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@PicturesFoIder Please, let this not be real….
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@DramaAlert “Looks like painted dogs”…this is the same zoo that has a man in a bear costume…
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@PicturesFoIder This video is satire, but the situation is very real…
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@Enezator She instantly got less attractive…
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@MAstronomers It definitely didn’t look like that when I was there…
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@McDonalds I wouldn’t advertise that a 8 piece nugget, fry and a drink is over $14…just to try and win cool points with a 420 ticket number…this make us hate you more than anything…
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@HumansNoContext I 100% thought that was going to go worse…
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@SirClmnt Unfortunately, he had succumb to starvation…
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@Enezator Nobody… Does… Anything…That horrific…
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@blueorchid1977 I love the different teams inside the toliet bowl to aim at…
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@Dexerto In five years, we’re all done…
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@NoContextHumans I’m gonna be honest, you might wanna contact your doctor immediately and get tested for everything… Literally everything…
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@DovySimuMMA He would turn him into 5 cent…
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@DovySimuMMA Like someone just took his pipe and he wants it back…
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@messedupfoods Seems happy…
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@HumansNoContext So fake…I hate it…
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@RealFamilyCrete They made him count that time switching to a new truck as his lunch break…
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@DovySimuMMA I’m not a moron, I only sent $200…
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@HowThingsWork_ He is living out every little kids fantasy…
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@s8n Absolute legend…
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@netflix I think I speak for the majority of the people, just cancel the damn thing…
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@Rainmaker1973 If this video was able to continue for 15 minutes, thats would be what I look like…
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@DramaAlert What a coward, backs down when lawyers come in…
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@David_Leavitt My way is more fun…
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@DrizzleNova1 @weirddalle If it is, he needs to be taken to church…
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@JAYACTII Holy hell, imagine being married to that…
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@bisping Damn bro, you should get an honorary BMF belt…
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@barstoolsports This just proves that God does listen…
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@interesting_aIl Reverse the roles and tell me…
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@weirddalle They never present the box to me when I order my wine…
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@FAFO_TV 100% parents fault… Major fail…
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@easterngoblin Damn…just like the 16th chapel…
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@jedigoodman Well, in that case, I’m the best in the world at everything… It doesn’t matter if everybody else can prove me wrong…
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@dogmatic_shorty I can actually smell it from here…
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@FilmUpdates 4th graders collage board…
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@MAstronomers @NASA Which paramount soundstage is this…
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@weirddalle Sometimes you just have to dunk on em…Let em know…
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@SpinninBackfist I’m guessing there were some DM sent that his wife is probably not happy about…
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@BlessedMMA It’s so weird to finally see Zuckerberg trying to be like a real person…
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@MMAJunkie People turned on her because she’s not a likable person… Just watch the TUF season…
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@zerohedge After the first one, I thought there’s no way in hell this next one will have the same ending… It’ll just be too obvious… Well, here we are…
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@FAFO_TV He took that jingle about touching your toes a little too far…
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@CensoredMen When people talk about ick and cringe things… This is the holy Grail…
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@THR Imagine how the the employees felt…
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@ShooterMcGavin_ You excused… But I’m not your Bruh…
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@weirddalle It means he has accuracy…
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@Rainmaker1973 What do you do today….oh, I just caught a cobra with my hands and a jar…nothing much…
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@barstoolsports Insecurity and pettiness… party of one…
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@insultsrare Chris Rock: Yeah, pretty much…
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@Rainmaker1973 Not going to lie…I was nervous for a second…
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@messedupfoods I just filled to the top, no matter what I’m drinking…
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@messedupfoods The chickens did IVF
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@Rainmaker1973 He had to takeoff his Crocs, to capture a Croc… this is incredible…
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@realpeteyb123 Probably cocaine…
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@MAstronomers Why does it look like it’s lactating?…
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@barstoolsports The people have spoken…
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@DovySimuMMA I’m not gonna lie, her only fans I’ve enjoyed the most…
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@MrTestoestrogen Nate Diaz…
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@HumansNoContext He literally did not age on 22 years…
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@DudespostingWs I believehe’s pre-educating him on how to treat his daughter…
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@thefightbubble Then Brock picked him up and smashed him on the ground…
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@weirddalle I’m pretty sure, about to meet Jesus…
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@Home_of_Fight He said it felt like he had an ant in his shoe…
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@SpillTheMemes I mean, before we judge him, we should find out which game it is first…
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@FAFO_TV This is how protesters that block the street should be dealt with…
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@depthsofwiki There’s only the 3 people at the show… And it’s them…
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@interesting_aIl Hopefully the old guy still lives next door…
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@blephin_ I can smell the virginity in the room…
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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente It corrupted…that’s why…
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@messedupcars Tell me you’re single, without telling me you’re single…
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@Rainmaker1973 Just out of curiosity, can I fix things with a slight bend to the left…
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@Home_of_Fight @poll_mma The O’Malley one is crazy…
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@hippojuicefilm Tim Duncan is looking like he lives outside…
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@TobidXed @weirddalle I don’t think it’s him, I believe he’s filming the Matrix…
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@DovySimuMMA That’s only because of Chandler….
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@historyinmemes I think we all believe him, we seen his art…
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@DovySimuMMA Damn, lucky girl…
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@ShooterMcGavin_ Sometimes lessons need to be learned…
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@AVenezuelan19 It is here in Australia…
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@messedupfoods Damn, not even a thank you, nothing…
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@MMAFighting Slow down, turbo… “the biggest fight in ufc history”
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@JonFlynnREstats How much will the rent be in 30 years when the house is paid off… Do you think it will be even close $2,500…
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@Rainmaker1973 I saw him at a Starbucks using a Acer laptop and he had a Samsung galaxy phone…not cool…
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@theapplehub @MacRumors Well, that’s 18 versions too late…
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@DovySimuMMA I might be mistaken, but I believe it’s those guys…
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@fasc1nate I don’t know if he’s famous or not, but that’s Drake sitting next to him…
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@FAFO_TV No way, a bear being a bear…Crazy….
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@BBGreatMoments His thighs are wider than her…
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@alifarhat79 I understand the feeling…I once dropped an ice cream cone at Disneyland before I even took my first lick…
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@PopBase I like how Zac literally has on a T-Shirt at a wedding…well, I guess I should just be happy it’s still on at this point…
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@DovySimuMMA The Dutch Oven….
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@weirddalle Two options in life… either you help build someone else’s dream up, or you build your dream up… That’s it…
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@fasc1nate The most remarkable thing is that she still has that cat…
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