keith lyle
@funnykeithlyle
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Stand up comic & Actor. I was in The Hangover. Probably working on something to make you laugh right now.
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@Acyn
You represent “lunatic” American people. You don’t speak for the rest of us. Shut your bullshit hole
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"We can't let Kamala Harris beat our meat".
“Well I’ve got some red meat for ya...”
Can’t make it up...
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Something it going on with the
@Twitter
algorithm. In my timeline, I’m getting EVERY tweet of MTG, Boebert & Gym Jordan; none of whom I follow. But I see NONE of
@RexChapman
‘s, whom I’ve been following & interacting with for YEARS.
@elonmusk
‘a agenda is pretty clear.
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Here are the protests in the street that Trump warned you about if Biden wins.
#Election2020
Joe Biden takes the lead in Pennsylvania and West Philly is dancing in the streets...
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@elonmusk
One has nothing to do with the other. Nobody is above the law. Also, Mr Trump is innocent until proven guilty. So many are so upset over the arrest leads me to believe that they already know that he is guilty. Let’s have a trial with a jury of his peers & we’ll see
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@RexChapman
Until the church starts paying taxes, we shouldn’t consider them in any policy ideas.
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This is absolutely HYSTERICAL from
#WhoIsAmerica
. This show made me happy to pay my cable bill for the 1st time in 30 plus years.
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I Found this brand new KPOP Star! plz listen
#count1
,2 You can hear the clear voice of
@too_offcl
members, Funky piano and guitar session. If you're interested in, Join the
#RunningTOOgether
challenge at TIKTOK!
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YESSSS!!!!!
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We didn’t heed the warnings of the Planet’s most intelligent people. Now we pay the price.
Bill Gates told us today’s Coronavirus news — in 2015...
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@RepMTG
Show the evidence. Stop talking about it. Show the proof. I heard Trump on the phone asking someone to “find the votes”. Don’t be the My Pillow Guy. Stop bullshitting & start showing.
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@RonFilipkowski
They want to ban the Democratic Party. If they can’t do that, Florida will just make sure they aren’t registered to vote. Florida is Russia in America.
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@RepMTG
The war on drugs we’ve been fighting since Nixon has been so successful. Now let’s get the Military Industrial Complex involved. Good plan. How about going after the LARGEST drug cartel in the world- BIG PHARMA. They’re the gateway to opioid use.
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Make sure to follow
@Theglencoyle
and check him out on "Holmes Make it Right!". Great dude
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@RexChapman
@Millie__Weaver
And after they ran out of people trying to overrun the United States government in a coup, they stopped coming after people. Weird how they’re only coming for criminals these days.
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Here's some
#truth
in journalism we don't normally see.
#coronavirus
The UNC student newspaper is NOT pulling any punches after school has major COVID-19 outbreak one week after students returned to campus...
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@Acyn
He’s crying because he knows that his party, as he knew it, is done. And he was one of the many that let it happen. His old buddy, John McCain stood up to the bullies. Lindsey caved
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@AccountableGOP
If you commit crimes, then yes, they can do it to you. Ask John Edwards (he had a trial for roughly the same thing).
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@RonFilipkowski
People didn’t have heath problems until they started taking the Covid vaccine. Heart attacks were unheard of before 2021.
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@haleytalbotnbc
Those pizzas better not be from the place where Hillary keeps the child sex slaves.
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True. This is more people gathered there now than the Inauguration in 2017. Most are wearing masks. As long as the haven’t been around campaign or White House staff, they should be safe.
Where is
@JoeBiden
calling on the massive Super Spreader events held in his name to end❓ ⬇️
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@sur_rules
She should just say “all of the other girls have been mistresses, excet Katie, so I thought it was my turn”.
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Another day, more video of older white people harassing younger people of color. Hard to believe their generation had a “Summer of Love”.
North Hollywood, California:
(St. Paul’s Lutheran church)
This man hangs a "No Trespassing" sign on a tree in front of a young black woman sitting on the grass simply studying on church property.
He adds "All lives matter" & more...
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This will make you laugh. Especially if you need one.
Check-out homeboy in the background who forgot the treadmill was moving...
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@davidmweissman
@RepMTG
Soros = Jews. It’s not just antisemitism, it also helps these people play the victim. Never their fault, if all else fails, it’s the boogeyman
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@sur_rules
I didn’t think it was possible for me to feel anything but disappointment and anger towards Tom & Raquel. But the way Lala & james went at them was a little much. Ariana, she deserves to be that pissed. But Lala & James are cheaters themselves. Lala WAS a mistress homewrecker
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Dogs, bro. 😆😆😘😘
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@Acyn
So wait… Joe Biden had THAT kind of powe when she was in high school? He was a senator from Delaware. And I suppose all high school kids should be packing heat. GREAT idea
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@RepMTG
The “woke” deregulation that your dear leader signed into law is a major part of the problem. She knows that. She will use this tweet to fundraise.
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This is a CHARGE.
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@RexChapman
Shameful. Go out into the street and break shit like someone from Philly. That’s what REAL Eagles fans do.
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Wait... They're playing "Macho Man" by the Village People at the
#Trump
Rally? Do they not know what the song is about or anything about the artist? HYSTERICAL!!!
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Rudy was tucking in his shirt... and untucking his penis.
Here’s the full Rudy Giuliani clip from Borat.
Judge for yourself...
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@atrupar
For people that are so into capitalism, they sure don’t understand it. Newsmax fans can leave Directv and pay for a tv service that carries it.
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@davenewworld_2
I hope the internet sleuths get their names so they can get fired, if they even have a job. At the very least, this video would come up in a google search.
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@ChiSportUpdates
Chicago Bears fans don’t listen to Colin Cowherd. We like to listen to people that have facts and don’t just say dumb sh*t to get reactions.
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@queensofbravo
She has a life going on! She’s got to find a new home to wreck and/or a man to find her lifestyle. Lala made the cast sign NDA’s when she was whoring around with a married man, while bragging off camera. Sorry, not sorry poor girls day was wrecked.
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If Homer Simpson was real life...
This guy cussing himself out is exactly what I needed today...
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CHeck this out. Too much cuteness for this
#Quarantine
Good boy teaching his new little friend how to jump in the jumper.
Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😍😇❤️😏
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@atrupar
Since this senator lied during this hearing, did he break the law? Are there any repercussions gonna come?
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@mmamania
I believe he is even more now. All the fans I talked to thought Islam was going to destroy Volk. Not only did that not happen, a lot thought Volk won the fight (I didn’t).
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@jimmyfallon
Your weren't in blackface. You wore makeup to portray a character. You were making fun of Chris Rock, not of him being black. It's a shame people don't understand the difference. What's worse is if you tried to explain it like I did, They'd come after you harder.
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Wow. What a thread.
#BritneySpears
REALLY got screwed by her dad. And fleeced. I don't think this would've happened if she were male. We've seen men go nuts (like Charlie Sheen) and there's never any of this. Glad she's getting her life back.
1. In new court docs, Britney Spears’s lawyer says emails show her former business manager Tri Star helped create her conservatorship…that it made $18M from.
Accuses Tri Star of lying for claiming it played “no role.”
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Meanwhile at Amazon... here’s the reason why your TP order was delayed.
Some folks are still working during the Coronavirus pandemic.
He had one job.
Stay awake...🤭🤣😭💀💀
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@RonFilipkowski
Perhaps, and this is just a “maybe”, they didn’t want to associate with someone that had ZERO remorse after taking lives. I think they caved to their customers
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The difference between a porcupine and the this car? Porcupine has pricks on the outside.
This guy pulled up to a stop-light and stopped directly on top of crosswalk.
Check out the pedestrian.
I’m crying...😂😭🤣
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I'm anxiously waiting for
#FoxNews
& right wing media to blame the
#BombScare
guy on
@kathygriffin
and that dumb picture. Because words & actions of a comedian and the President of the US carry the same weight.
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The Academy needs to broaden their horizons. The great
@wendimclendonco
should've at least been nominated
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@LasVegasLocally
TERRIBLE IDEA. So often, a player with throw down a few chips at the end and say “for you”. It’s ALWAYS been like that, the casino knows it. Just ANOTHER way they are trying to take tips away from their workers.
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Security officer: Sir, you vaping in here?
Dude: No sir.
Security: Liar liar pants on fire.
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@RonFilipkowski
Diamond and Silk will be together again, along with their favorite President, in hell.
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@mark_giangreco
@realTuckFrumper
She doesn’t have them. She’s seen them in her dreams. These claims are her attempt to stay relevant & newsworthy with her crowd.
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@stoolpresidente
Fauci socially distanced from others except family. Following guidelines exactly.
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This is the best thing you’ll see on the internet today. Maybe in the entire month.
#heartwarming
Indianapolis, Indiana:
After not knowing if she’d see her husband ever again — Joyce beat COVID-19 and reunited with her husband Don after many weeks apart.
Their words are priceless.🌎❤️
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@brgridiron
Leaving a Super Bowl champ to make a lateral move. Something tells me the players don’t care for him.
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@Acyn
This has got to be a joke. We all saw it with our own eyes as it happened on our own tv’s. This is like when Dennis Rodman got caught in bed with a woman by his wife and said “she fell out of the ceiling”. You can’t deny what my eyes already saw.
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@jakki_jax
@LasVegasLocally
@JLo
This happened at Caesar’s Palace. It was a $5000 chip. She said it was too much and left 3 $100 chips. Ben bought her mom a Mercedes the next day. She is a bad person, and I’d say it to her face.
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@LasVegasLocally
Context: The person that got kicked is not just a heckler, but another person that participates in open mics. He heckles other people that are actually trying to work on their act, while he just wastes time. He was banned for years. He'd been warned MANY times. Don't feel bad.
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@Acyn
Proof of other justices doing this? Oh, this is just Fox. They say whatever they want, and if they get sued, they’ll pay.
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This is what I’m here for.
If you’ve had a rough week check out Little Man snoozing with his very good boy.❤️🐶🌎
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Tiger has taught him everything he knows. Someone else needs to teach him how to tip in Vegas.
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@LasVegasLocally
Don’t worry haters. The park isn’t anywhere near your neighborhood. It won’t interfere with your kkklub meetings.
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People are losing their minds over this prank.
He’s pulling her head off and people are freaking out...🤣😭💀
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Public service announcement about masks. Not sure wher he got them all. Hope this helps.
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I stand with Dr Ken. So should you.
RT
@alanyang
The pandemic has exposed a terrible strain of anti-Asian sentiment all over the country. I worked with the
@adcouncil
to shoot this piece remotely and raise awareness. Please share and help stop the spread of anti-Asian racism.
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@RexChapman
I believe they are claiming it was a false positive. The company that did the positive test is one that’s not normally used, according to them. On the regularly used test, he’s been negative for 3 days. Not trying to defend, just relaying info.
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@MMAJunkie
I'm a huge fan of Dana White. I mean HUGE. I agree with his take probably 90% of the time. He's right in the respect that him stepping away hurts the company. But every athlete/famous person that has hit a woman could tell this same story, and they'd STILL get clipped.
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@RonFilipkowski
I can’t believe how many people don’t recognize sarcasm. I thought it was pretty obvious. Next time I’ll use the hashtag.
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40 years ago Tommy Heinsohn and Mike Gorman broadcast their first game together.
Today Celtics legend Tommy Heinsohn has passed away at age 86.
Rest, Tommy.🏀☘️
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Holy shit!!! I guess that proves he's not racist. LOL.
Lindsey Graham in 2020 telling Black people where they can go and what they can do in South Carolina:
“If you're a young African American, an immigrant you can go anywhere in this state(SC)...you just need to be conservative not liberal.”
-Lindsey Graham
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Get ready
@danawhite
. You have a future
@ufc
champ here. Look at the take down, Kobe to side control, and the finish!!
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@sur_rules
Lala does have a history of sleeping with married men. Scheana doesn’t have a good track record with men. As we’ve learned from this group, anything is possible.
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Shit... this is Phase 1 Las Vags right now.
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@Acyn
Sounds like they didn’t teach history at this a-hole’s school. Maybe we can get John Dean on his show to explain it to him.
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@HeidiHarrisShow
You probably got it from someone not wearing a mask. This is what happens when Heath and safety becomes political. I hope you feel better.
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@sur_rules
@scheana
Really? So when Schena slept with a MARRIED man, it would be ok for
@BrandiGlanville
to punch her in the eye? And I guess Raquel owes Lala a punch for sleeping with James. And Randal’s ex WIFE owes Lala a smack too.
Sleeping & cheating is what these people do.
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So happy to see that people are following the guidance to work from home. And are doing what’s necessary to deal with their spouse & kids.
My man went out for a quick jog during the pandemic — on “recycling day.”
People are “working from home”.
THIS is the Twitter content I’m here for...😂🤣😭💀💀
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@RonFilipkowski
It’s well known that “globalist” is code word for “Jew”. It should be known that is Jews also have a Lord. I believe it’s the same one.
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@sur_rules
I can’t believe all the anger towards Lisa. She wasn’t defending Tom, she was trying to get the others to be quiet so he could speak. The guy couldn’t get words out without getting interrupted. It’s annoying, like watching the View.
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