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Charity Research Manager, Professor of Nutrition, injured runner, mam and dedicated feline enthusiast

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Denise Robertson
10 months
My mam passed away peacefully this morning. I kept my promise to care for her at home, and she died with me and my brother holding her hand. My dad has been waiting a long time for her. Safe travels mam.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@TByrne75 Coming from the UK this looks weird, we aren't just allowed to bury bodies where we like....any bodies found buried on golf courses would be considered a crime scene
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Denise Robertson
10 months
@Charliechatz1 @CrossCountryUK Another reason we need to keep staff on trains, platforms and ticket offices
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Denise Robertson
4 years
@nazirafzal Its the sad image of an elderly woman, burying her husband in covid times. I have thought the TV coverage up to now has been OTT, but the coverage of the funeral is appropriate and actually quite moving.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@sharrond62 Ironic that male cycling is so obsessed with fairness, they have a regulation sock height...but female cyclists have to compete against males...and that's hunky dorey.
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Denise Robertson
6 years
A lot of people want to ban sugary jelly etc from hospitals. After massive life saving gut surgery, ICU, TPN, TEN.. The jelly & ice cream my Mam gets today will be the nicest thing she has ever eaten.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
So, today I became a Professor @UniOfSurrey . I have had the pleasure of supervising some fantastic PhD students, dedicated postdocs and working with excellent colleagues at Newcastle, Oxford, Surrey and beyond. It feels a team prize, where I provide cake !
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Denise Robertson
4 years
The British Journal of Nutrition is now FORMAT Neutral for first submissions. Will other journals see sense and do the same? Academics have enough to do with our wasting hours on pointless formatting 👍
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@mrdtoyou @TByrne75 Not sure it would do much for the house price, modern 4 bed detached, grandma's grave in the back garden.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
@Dr__Guess I'm assuming the people that write these things have never met a really sick person?? At my mams worst with the chemo, I filled her fridge with kids jelly pots as they didn't make her vomit.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
@Sara_Rose_G @JimMFelton University academics have been working really hard to try and make this online learning work, this is new to all of us... however I have no doubt Universities only want you back on campus because of the rental income from halls.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
Two years ago my mam was admitted for emergency surgery for a ruptured duodenum, secondary to having stage IV cancer, she weighed 6st and wasn't expected to survive. Today she was discharged from the dietitians @QEGateshead weighing 8st, ready for her covid vaccine. #thankyouNHS
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Transgendertrd @NHSuk Why on Earth would they get a new number ? That would erase all childhood info, including basic things like vaccinations and illnesses.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@PankhurstEM And when you add abuse hurled at you from white vans when you do outside exercise.....the whole thing is a complete mystery !
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@MumOlsson There were no side rooms in ITU when my dad went through this, curtains were drawn and there were no visitors at the other beds. It was as dignified and as peaceful as you can get in this environment. ITU staff are amazing, they couldn't save my dad but later they saved my mam.
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Denise Robertson
6 years
When we get a grant rejected, even a good one with great reviews that might only just have missed the funding threshold, we can't resubmit for reconsideration unless we make significant changes to it. MPs, welcome to our World.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@Scienceofsport What I don't understand is why the women didn't just boycott and refuse to take part in the charade?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@johnarmstrong5 I'm sorry, this is an issue with internal ethics committees. We once were told we should be collecting gender data. We do physiological studies where we need to either correct for sex or analyse males/ females separately. Will make research uninterpretable and worthless.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@JamesEsses First rule of parenting is telling your children they must never share pictures of themselves undressed with anyone, never mind strangers on the internet.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
Maple syrup is not better for you than white sugar from a bag #saturdaykitchen Can people on TV please stop saying this?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@funkgodartist I'm sorry, as parents it's our only job really, to get our kids safely to adulthood. Our daughter probably hated us at 15 for setting boundaries, but not now a decade later, out the other side.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
Frustrating again to see sugar discussed on TV.....and dates being described as less healthy than Lindt chocolate because they contain more sugar. Perhaps they should attend some of our UG lectures where we teach the difference between free and total sugars.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@JammersMinde @Primark Can we ask @primark to publish their updated risk assessment now there has been a court case and conviction ? They could set the standards for other retailers.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@Signedbysophiee Serious question, where do desperate people get formula? Our foodbank specifically says it doesn't distribute it.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@LBC @mvonschantz @TomTugendhat @mattfrei "what would you say if I paid for a new swimming pool and tennis court in my mansion and your mother couldn't afford to heat her bungalow"
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@v_j_freeman @FionneOrlander For most recent people, beating a fox to death would be a red flag.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Scienceofsport @runthinkwrite I read that there are only 7 trans rugby players so what does it matter, but if you read the thread from this club, they alone claim to have 6 ? I assume this means that no one actually knows the true number ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@MForstater @ChtyCommission Of all these awful things, we know it's the data breach that will take them down.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
Can't believe things like this are still legal.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@SoVeryBritish I remember the time when I wasn't paying for a Christmas shop every week.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@natashaloder Are there other jobs where you can take a baby to work? Like others, I had to pay my whole salary out in childcare fees, I should have just rocked up to work with them.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@bindelj I feel sorry for the other students, the ones whose parents forked out for the graduation video.....
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@SP_Duckworth When my dad was seriously ill, his intimate procedures were dealt with my one of the male nurses. Seemed obvious at the time, giving a bit of dignity in an environment where there is usually very little. Of course he was fortunate there were male nurses.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@PankhurstEM @Everlast_ Their website mentions that they have mens and womens changing rooms on site.....doesn't mention that men will be in both of them though ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@runthinkwrite @stellacreasy Personally I can't wait for the end to animal agriculture now that we can no longer sex animals at birth and determine which grizzly fate to send them to.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
A gift from a student, for supporting her through a tough time in her life.....not often I am lost for words
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@GebbieHope What an awful thread to read. As an academic south of the border I would always encourage my tutees to go to the police, and have done in the past.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@SafeSchools_UK The staff at the college are complicit in this, they have a duty of care to ALL students, and making them strip in front of members of the opposite sex, rapist or not is disgraceful.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Cordeli43872191 @HJoyceGender Even if lesbianism was a choice, everyone should have the choice in who they sleep with.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@SurvivorsNotPD Wow, that's going to help her isn't it ? A court case encouraged by your own psychiatrist. And there I thought we had decriminalised suicide ?
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@WomensRightsNet @parkrunUK Honestly, what's the point of having women's records then if literally anyone can claim one ?
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Denise Robertson
10 months
4 weeks today, I brought my mam into my home, to look after her at the end of life. It has been a privilege to give her back this month, but it has been exhausting, harrowing at times. But it's over now as we sit with her, in shifts, awaiting those final breaths and a final rest.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
Delighted to have been elected as Fellow of the Royal Society of Biology, I am now a professional biologist rather than an amateur one. lol. @RoyalSocBio
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@ewansomerville I wonder if it's in response to whats currently going on at Cambridge ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@LibVoice4Women This is disgraceful @LibDems do you want to recap why women should bother being members of your party ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
Watching the witch hunts on BBC2, tales from North Berwick. The physical and psychosexual torture and vilification of 1000s of women, at the hands of men, changing the law to make it legal. Started in Scotland, came to England.....the timing seems somewhat ironic.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@FemaleRunner @BritAthletics @EnglandAthletic I thought they had stopped this nonsense, for all races with a license?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@ReSistersU I actually think it was the manner in which the Twitter account was addressing both customers and shareholders....it may have otherwise blown over, but he underestimated British stubbornness.
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Denise Robertson
5 years
@TheGreybeardOne Problem is I think, people younger than me don't remember this time. They don't remember mining. I grew up in the Durham coalfields, was in low secondary school during the strikes, could never vote Tory.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@MichaelPDeacon I would suggest not getting into a scenario where I had to choose whether to save you or my cats from a burning building.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@ProfAliceS @EducationGov @SianGriffiths6 Are they intending on stopping collecting data on disability and ethnic origin too ? If not, why not. If this protected characteristic is of no importance ...then surely none of them are ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@SarahSurviving Can you report them to the charity commission if they have charitable status ? I assume you have already contacted the MP ?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@NasimiShabnam It's interesting that Internationally, no one really cares. I'd like to think it wasn't just because these are women and girls .....but evidence suggests otherwise 😔
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@MForstater Do we not already have a word for making people have sex with someone they don't want to?
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@PenFarthing @KateMaltby I am really surprised you haven't been accused of organising the Downing street Xmas parties yet, either you or Megan & Harry ??
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Denise Robertson
7 years
@mrobertson As my 22 year old daughter embarks on her life as a primary school teacher, I am pleased that being a human shield to protect her class isn't something she need think about.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
Taking a days leave today. Sitting on a laptop day in, day out in my boxroom is exhausting. I need a day without e-mails, zoom and Teams meetings, panopto records.....going to go out on my bike.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
I'm the new girl today, exciting but a little bit scary, wish me luck 🤞
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Serena_Arif @NuffieldHealth He needs to be banned. Changing rooms are open plan. I pay membership for myself and two daughters so I want an answer to this. Will contact my local club.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@JimMFelton After the appalling cruelty and abuse these young women have endured at the hands of USA gymnastics, as far as I am concerned, they don't need to explain themselves to anyone.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Lachlan_Edi I suspect it will be in line with the lobotomy and infected blood products scandals of previous generations
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@habibi_uk Being naive here, what is any of this to do with a union in the UK ?
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@WeAreFairCop I guess the way things have been going recently for women and the police, I guess we should be grateful she wasn't tasered, strip searched and raped.
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Denise Robertson
11 months
She doesn't always know that I am here, but I am. And although this is the hardest thing I have ever done, I will keep my promise to let her die at home.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@GMB The arrogance was astounding, IVF is a set of procedures to treat infertility, no evidence either of these women was infertile.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
When we were asked to do a demo on #resistantstarch and #pasta for @BBCTrustMe with @DoctorChrisVT never thought it would be so popular... finally got around to publishing it ! Watch out for our follow-on work funded by @UKRI
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Denise Robertson
5 years
...and all of a sudden, it was time to run a marathon. Gulp.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@NasimiShabnam I doubt they will, these are just women....and if anything is becoming clear, Government's Worldwide don't really care about the rights of their own women, never mind those in another country.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@WomensRightsNet @parkrunUK You need to remove sex altogether then, remove age grading, placings in sex/age group....you either have sex category or you don't.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@runthinkwrite @OpenUniversity As a professor of biological sciences I really enjoy and appreciate your tweets...and of course no males aren't females.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@ORION_coaching The fact cycling invited armed men to an event to threaten women....is mind blowing really.
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Denise Robertson
5 years
Today is my Silver Wedding Anniversary. We will be celebrating by staying home and doing as we are told.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@drlouisejmoody @francesweetman @CF_Farrow Is making multiple malicious and fictitious complaints like this not a crime?
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Denise Robertson
7 years
Great seeing all these #WhatRDsDo posts, feel proud of our graduates going off and making such a contribution.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@JohnSpeakman4 @Cell_Metabolism In an obesogenic environment, it makes sense to study those that don't become overweight, I am surprised more people don't do it.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
@dodo @rickygervais Our cat Omis scares us to death with the bannister balance too, even worse as she is completely blind having had both eyes removed 😬
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@SafferTheGaffer The fact that our life expectancies are so different is the cruelest thing in the World.
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Denise Robertson
6 years
I have a theory. Carbs are evil. Runners eat lots of carbs, hell we regularly squirt gel carbs into our mouths washed down by liquid carbs. Runners don't seem to be at increased risk of diabetes. Perhaps its not just what you eat, but what you DO thats important?
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Denise Robertson
2 years
32 years since I lost my dad to pancreatitis. My daughter asked me if I still missed him ? Hard to articulate but still had a cry in the car when unchained melody came on, the song we played at his funeral. I think all wounds leave a scar.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@alexberesfordTV Unfortunately we live in a society, in a World where women and girls just don't matter. If anything we are regressing further backwards.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
I grew up in poverty. More kids left our school pregnant than went to University. Education is the only escape for most people. I am now a Professor and able to give my children opportunities/aspirations that didn't exist for me. Social mobility is possible but education is key.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@PaulEmbery @ucu It's ironic that this will probably be the first time the union and it's leadership will have been forced to do something that will actually benefit women.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@AndrewRacklyeft This makes for awful reading, and no, no coming back from absence of blood flow to the brain for several months.
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Denise Robertson
1 year
Now why on Earth would women be anxious about having a barbaric procedure with no pain relief and likely to make them scream, vomit and go into shock ? I know, let's invent a headset.....
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Immersive virtual reality technology can reduce anxiety during outpatient hysteroscopy procedures.
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Denise Robertson
4 years
Today..... I shall be learning how to ride a bike. Not everyone's childhoods are the same, and no I didn't learn to swim until I was an adult either. Better late than never!
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Denise Robertson
6 years
So the dietitian on #BBCbreakfast thinks that milk is narually high in vitamin D. Really? It isn't. Unless it is added, which in the UK it isn't. #misinformation
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Denise Robertson
4 years
@AlanDub13 And people still think covid 19 is the virus affecting our planet?
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@AllisonPearson Since rescuing my girl from Croatia, my husband has made us holiday in Scotland every year just in case it happens again !
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Denise Robertson
9 years
If this is what Icelandic drama is like, can we have more of the same please ? @BBCFOUR #Trapped
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Denise Robertson
1 year
@BeccaEHarrison I often plagiarise undergraduates and publish it accidently. Of course I don't, no one does.
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Denise Robertson
7 years
@ProfWhelan @madeleinehawkes @Dr__Guess @KingsCollegeLon @BrDieteticAssoc @DAA_feed I thought I would start tweeting on water engineering issues. I use toilets and taps which by definition MUST make me an expert.
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Denise Robertson
2 years
In case you were wondering, not everywhere in the UK is having a heatwave #WesternIsles
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Denise Robertson
2 years
@Tantrumfly So what happens when none of the girls are doing PE ? Parents are right of course, my girls would be out of there like a shot.
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Denise Robertson
3 years
It's 31 years since we lost my dad to #pancreatitis , a terrible condition that I wouldn't wish on an enemy. It desperately needs research to develop treatments. It's currently pancreatitis awareness run by @GutsCharityUK give them a like!
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Denise Robertson
2 years
Bugbear: If I have agreed to review for your journal, please let me have access with a simple link. I do not want to go through several steps to set a new password. NO ONE is going to hack my e-mail and come and review this paper for free pretending to be me.
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Denise Robertson
7 years
Always of interest why cohort studies show coffee to be preventative for type 2 diabetes, but intervention studies never do. Our new paper our today might give a small insight #personalisednutrition
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Denise Robertson
4 years
I suspect when this is all over, I am going to have to bring the cat into campus with me.
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