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"its over" is the greatest piece of slang ever invented. perfect phrase. its so over. and then "we're back". just as good. amazing.
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every time a "writer" appears in my feed on here its some ridiculous thing. this lady thinks she invented hanging out
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lmao apple music censored the word “cum” in the title of a thousand year old hymn written in latin
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it's insane how bad writing is getting. terrible sentences at a volume higher than ever before in human history.
“warmongering oppenheimer” media literacy is dead and we killed it
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everyone who has ever gamed should lose the right to vote
What's the most unpopular gaming opinion you're willing to stand by?
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i like when a 27 year old guy posts on here at 11:50 pm like "Man i gotta get real" and you can tell he's feeling a more intense pain than any other member of our world
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like the idea of "new years resolutions" being aggressive, combattive actions instead of self improvement projects
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@coldhealing
when i was in elementary school we learned about first and third person and i asked if there was such thing as second person and my teacher said he didn’t know
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@adoptedhighway
mama always told me life is like a game of chess, you never know what you're going to get
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never liked how you're supposed to put punctuation inside quotation marks even when it's not part of what you're quoting, i wish they'd change that
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i've been unemployed too long and now i can't go back. like when they keep an animal in captivity and it can't survive in the wild anymore, but the opposite way.
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i was just in an elevator n some guy came in carrying an xbox n my dad said “game time?” n we all just stood there in silence for a few minutes
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tao lin talked about this in an interview one time, he liked making salad by biting all the vegetables into pieces or something
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hmm for some reason i'm not allowed to post this, maybe i've been shadowbanned
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coolest crimes (official )
5. vandalism
4. mail fraud
3. treason
2. loitering
1. regicide
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when LL Cool J hears a funny joke he's like "lmao lmao cool joke"
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the cool thing about "Friends" is that most of the characters in the show are 'friends', whereas in "Seinfeld", for instance, only one of the characters is 'Seinfeld'
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ppl started saying this recently, but you’d think they’d have even more to talk about. “what’s it like these days”, “what was it like back in the 90s”, etc etc
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you guys have got to stop posting about these new websites. they are no good. time will seperate us all and we will meet by chance someday or maybe never again. its fine.
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its cool that anthony fantano has ostensibly devoted his life to art and beauty without ever coming up with any interesting ideas or doing anything other than assigning "scores". he should read Anatomy of Criticism and experience a mental breakdown and come back stronger.
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99.999999 percent of writing is so bad it makes me sick. pressing the worst keys on the world's worst piano wouldn't produce music that is as bad as 99 percent of writing is.
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nick mullen on cumtown used to talk about a job he had where he'd sit around at home drunk answering the phone and reading the same conversation script over and over again while he played lego indiana jones on the playstation. need to get something like that going.
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i met a guy who did college at sea, but it was a like sailing/engineering thing where he learned how to navigate a ship and stuff, only spoke with him for a few minutes but he seemed to be living a wonderful life. apparently its cheap too because u have to live in eastern canada
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imagine sitting down and deciding you want to listen to forty five Chris Brown songs
Chris Brown taps Jhené Aiko, R. Kelly, & DeJ Loaf for his 45-track album
#HeartbreakOnAFullMoon
. See the tracklist:
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being unemployed is so stressful sometimes. i could be offered a job at any moment. it would feel like being shot in the head by a sniper rifle.
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i'm too old (23) to make anything of myself. there aren't enough years (40-70) left in my life to accomplish anything.
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girls love it when u have fourteen thousand tweets and a net worth of thirty five dollars
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when i was like ten years old i would often play video games that looked like this for twelve hours in a row on a beautiful summer day and have my first experiences with things like despair and existential dread
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jai paul coming back really adds to my feeling that 2019 is a fake year happening in my imagination
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this is what people thought was really really bad back in 1910 or so. and of course it is bad, but look how much better it is than the average thing you see on here from these people. doesnt it just make you sick.
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i really love and have always loved fantasizing about getting into things. “maybe i’ll get into JRPGs, maybe i’ll get into the Tintin comics.” a blissful activity.
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had a seinfeld themed dream where george met a woman who called herself a person of colour and jerry was like “you know i’d like to date a woman with no colour at all, like a newspaper cartoon or an old movie star”
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I'm ok with cool people unfollowing me, that makes sense
but when uncool people unfollow that gets me really questioning myself
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what gets me about this is that I apparently decided there might be some better time when I could tweet this
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why didn't Chill Lofi Hiphop Beats For Studying 24/7 get any grammy nominations
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i think being anti-pretentious is going to die out soon. they can’t keep doing this. citizen kane was a good movie.
“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”
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this is 1950-51 stuff, he's a completely different person here. you read the first few years and he's playing the fiddle, throwing mud pies at people, all this crazy stuff. its not the real charlie brown character yet.
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lmao just remembered i never posted about this guy with the angry😡😡 twitter account who appeared on here a few months ago
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libertarians see a cop n they’re like dam i bet that guy knows how to read
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hate when people who use drugs are allowed to eat food
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this is how people sound to me when they talk about going to medical school, making 100 thousand dollars a year, investing in stocks, messaging women on "hinge", subscribing to streaming services.... plugging in, putting on your mouse ears, awful, scary stuff.
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every time u jack off you get a hell point and if u get ten thousand hell points u get to go to hell when u die
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tired: christmas has lost meaning as it becomes increasingly based around consumerism
wired: people buying me things is way cooler than religion ever was
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i bet getting really into tinder this summer would be healthy for my brain and solve all my problems what do you guys think
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mm spaghetti
Here is what humans really look like. The majority of your body is there for mobility and interaction. The core of your self is captured in this photograph. This would be conscious if it were still alive.
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times like this all u can really do is think about lorde in tokyo eating ice block all sexy
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lindyman was such a master stylist that i still think of him whenever i think about things like "the weekend" and "having a job" even though 1) he has had me blocked for about two years and 2) he never really had anything original to say about any of these concepts
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spiderman jacking off
'Avengers 4' will feature something never seen before in a superhero movie
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