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I have not been too keen on the idea of opening up a Discord but after seeing how others do it... figured I could probably swing it.
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@ArcticAaliyah
They use their self proclaimed gender to get into female spaces and sexually harass women. I question if they are legitimately transgender or just using it as a way to be a constant sex pest. It frankly is annoying seeing people defend people like this.
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Will Smith knows how to slap a man and not be in a position for a comeback. Physically and verbally.
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The Bear Vs Man argument is great. Men don't understand that it's genuinely safer to be alone in the woods with a bear than with a man.
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What is one thing you hate about the internet?
Lately, mine has been vegans.
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You think it's easier to hit your target with an ACOG? I don't think so.
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@pileofhazelnuts
@mike27356894
@tragicbirdapp
Or she found some cats to murder so she could complete her sleeve
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@GrenadesW
What needs to happen is not a sweeping policy change but to have a moderation team that is capable of making decisions on upholding bans based on observations of the banned streamer's intent.
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@Lemommeringue
@AbhLafiel
The point is you were 5 when this meme hit so of course you wouldn't get it.
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@NovuhPrime
@howaka895
@BriannaWu
@sneako
I'd tell him that Sneako's not gonna fuck him but sneakeasie's girl might.
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I.... uh.... dunno what to say. I had only mentioned opening up a Kofi once and was planning on the goal for the comic to be something that would take the rest of the year to achieve. It was achieved in a week! Thank you to everyone who has contributed to the project thus far!
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@paul_fiorito
@lporiginalg
She's there to make coffee not have a cringe conversation with some weeb while on the clock. This boomer mentality of small talking service workers to be polite is annoying as hell.
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@rbc12steps
@davidhogg111
As a small woman I disagree with you. Banning my firearm puts me at the mercy of any man who decides to control me on a whim.
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"If Vi is so mean to you then why do you keep her around?"
No reason.
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People are on this platform getting offended by their friends playing
#harrypotterlegacy
and I am over here thinking about how Myspace forced us to rank our friends. This generation is soft.
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Really no different to all the other times I've gone out drinking only to wake up with a massive headache and a body to clean up.
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@kurotesuta
@EliraPendora
The usual behavior of nijisanji is to make the talent do the work. All of it.
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Men: I want a woman who could just kill me.
Me calling for the howitzer:
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You better not be following me because of the lewd Valkyrie girl.
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I legitimately can't decide between them and it's driving me crazy.
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Will u let me cook for you? (I promise it won't be poison.)
Yes Yes Yes
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Welp, you are all mega lucky. You get my undivided attention here because my facebook is now on a 7 day temp ban.
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You're the type of person who'd invite me over to play with matchbox cars on a hotwheels track aren't you?
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Suppose it was bound to happen. NSA-Chan will be taking over in monitoring you.
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Just got in an accident. Been sitting here a bit and the police finally showed up. Told the cop I was FBI and he didn't believe me. Also told him he was slow to respond. Now he's screaming at me.
He's really pissed . Think I struck an accord.
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Why yes Sheryl I did wear these heels to look two inches taller. Did you wear the pink overcoat to hide the fact you're a total bitch?
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