ich möchte dass dieser Mann seinen Arm so weit in meinen Arsch schiebt, dass er meinen Hals erreicht und mich als Marionette benutzt. Ich möchte, dass er seinen Schwanz so tief in meinen Arsch steckt, dass er mein Gehirn kitzelt. Ich möchte sein Sperma als Shampoo verwenden

RT @dieworkwear: me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"

@shiverscheck samus returns then went one step further and made it absolutely, without question, canon with the addition of the proteus ridley fight, showing ridley’s final transition back from meta-ridley to the completely organic ridley fought in super metroid

@epitaphmia i remember hearing about the fran announcement

@epitaphmia no, do tell

@keIadry america is the weird one when you look at global trends and reasons, really

like. i’m not kidding. it squeaks now.

@epitaphmia yep

RT @sauceythenoodle: its so nice and quiet without all the playstation players!

RT @ginfantasy: just witnessed two strangers on the subway become friends because they started playing phone balatro next to each other htt…

god bless the juicy lucy

RT @Fawf_iguess: it's time.

RT @CultureCrave: Krispy Kreme says they're giving a free donut to gamers who are dealing with the PlayStation Network being down 🍩 Today…

RT @DailySnoopys:

punxsutawney phil you will answer for your crimes

IT’S FUCKING FEBRUARY CAN THIS SHIT STOP ALREADY