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30 y/o cis white gay man. married to my arch nemesis who is also the only man who understands every part of me. started ffxiv in novemeber 2014. help! 21+ ONLY
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ich möchte dass dieser Mann seinen Arm so weit in meinen Arsch schiebt, dass er meinen Hals erreicht und mich als Marionette benutzt. Ich möchte, dass er seinen Schwanz so tief in meinen Arsch steckt, dass er mein Gehirn kitzelt. Ich möchte sein Sperma als Shampoo verwenden
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i am obsessed with the amount of bluechecks saying they either a) remember this level as a kid or b) beat this level as a kid
the level made in 2019
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*carrie voice* and as i watched the towers collapse, i couldn’t help but wonder…is the hole in my heart MY ground zero?
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@billetskillet
HE PUSHED THE MOTHER OF HIS NEWBORN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BED NOT EVEN AN HOUR AFTER SHE GOT DONE PUSHING AN ENTIRE HUMAN BEING OUT OF HER COOCH?!
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@etheirysformula
this was my macro in stormblood when i was farming o12s in pf in case i got targeted for the buster while my invuln was down
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@deuxfort
@SmuggestSage
oh, right, i forgot that the phrase "what are you talking about" is only meant to be used to be deliberately inflammatory rather than actually asking what somebody means. my bad!
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@deuxfort
it means people who are militantly casual and act like the concept of doing a rotation right and recognizing that this is a cooperative online game is akin to murdering one's entire family, ignoring the fact that they make other players' experiences worse as a result
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i’m in fucking tears y’all i got nailed by the ganondorf assassination attempt
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@deuxfort
it's really is just what it sounds like on the tin, even if the word pairing is an oxymoron in and of itself - people who think they are better than other players because they DON'T try or they DON'T do high-end content, etc etc
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the ffxiv raid boss after killing one of the players:
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@deuxfort
and while i certainly don't think that's what you meant to give off in the original post, it's not too big a stretch to think someone else might interpret it as that
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@ohgoditsranor
@regretorb
don’t tell him about the 3.5 smn guide, which was not only infinitely more complicated but actually necessary to read to play smn at baseline versus this being extremely niche optimization
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@buttcheekwizard
@netzwerkdurch
on the one hand, this is fucking hilarious and also very well done
on the other hand, i don’t think you’re going to heaven
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@snackoon
no exaggeration i am going to think of pussy-popping penelope every day for the rest of my life
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@zemnmez
this might actually be one of the most hysterical things i have ever seen in my entire fucking life
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I FUCKING CRUSHED IT!!!!!!!! HELL!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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will never get over the fact that this is portrayed as a comedic event when in reality this is utterly fucking horrifying
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THIS IS WORTH EVERY FRAME DIP IN THE GAME LOOK AT PAWMI SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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to be clear not only is this not doxxing in the slightest but it is also morally correct. never let them have a second peace ever again.
They fucking in-game doxxed fanfest patient zero I fucking can't man imagine trying to prog p12s and getting kicked from PF for casting bane irl
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@drunkenfix
you helped create genuinely and truly the GREATEST remaster of ANY game i have EVER played. thank you so fucking much for taking my favorite game of all time and making it even more perfect than it already was. i am blown away by this and overjoyed beyond belief. thank you.
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@wifeingway
@AlNCHASE
laver, sap, rock salt, and cotton are the island sanctuary horsemen of the apocalypse
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THE TWELVE AMONG US BOTS IMMEDIATELY LIKING THIS TWEET HELLO??????????
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also this barbie is glad to be living in minneapolis for once because this outfit would not be possible in july in texas
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this is what i think about athena/sphene discourse vis a vis female villains
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my personal favorite is ace margaret thatcher
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the pokemon company should be tried in the fucking hague for the hell they put game freak through
oof the reviews arent kidding about the terrible performance
#PokemonScarletViolet
#NintendoSwitch
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HOW WAS I THE FIRST PERSON TO COMBINE SLIM SHADY AND OPPOSITE
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also exciting life update, gavin and i have closed on a house and are officially going to be homeowners!
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@regretorb
imagine the wol not knowing how to finetune it so they just fucking blast the recipient with their aether and liquefy them
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in my utopian world, ffxiv changes minimum item level not to an average, but a slot-by-slot check and if you have ANY pieces below the requirement, you can’t queue until you replace them
please dont queue into tower of zot with fucking item level 430 jesus christ
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i think the chest got destroyed, too, this one went to complete waste LMFAO
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honest to god not sure what’s hurting my head more: the deeper issue of “erenville is too moody” when there’s already “wuk lamat is too happy” or this genuinely libelous depiction of cahcuia
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@dbtcooper
@seer5th
you just know having to actually talk to somebody on the phone to confirm an appointment sends every single one of the people replying to the original tweet in the screenshot into a three day panic spiral
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it also was, without a doubt, the most deserved first clear of a tier ever. we definitely earned it. flawlessly done 10/10 no notes, i think
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okay so i was not expecting 9 hours
my prediction for world first m4s is either 17 hours or 29 hours
17 hours if the dungeons and ex trials aren’t indicative of their intentions for actual content and are instead just soft ways to try to push the floor up
29 hours if they ARE actually making shit harder this time
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i bought him
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definitely this one
have you guys ever had a genuine insane interaction in FFXIV before????
I once had someone send me tells, insulting me because I didn't "ask them for permission" for using aetheric mimicry on them as a Blue Mage 😭
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@eikonoklasm
@RequiesCatboy
we need more cutscenes like this, it was SO fucking funny seeing this the first time and i make a point of telling new players NOT to skip this cutscene
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let’s also not forget how the rest of the country, as well as some of other colder climate countries like, LAUGHED AT US while people froze to death.
Every once in awhile I think about how people literally died during the 2021 Texas freeze & there was zero accountability, no one was punished, & Texans are simply expected to just deal with this possibility anytime we experience what is a normal winter day in most of the country
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LIKE WHAT DID YOU THINK THE PHRASE READING COMPREHENSION MEANT 😭😭😭 IT’S IN THE FUCKING NAME: DID YOU COMPREHEND THE READING? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS TO EVALUATE IF YOU DID OR NOT 😭
i’m gonna cry i just saw the most upsetting tags on tumblr imaginable
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i have worn glasses since i was 8 and i genuinely do not recognize myself without glasses. also i love shopping for frames - the feeling of joy of finding a truly beautiful frame that fits your face really well is amazing
People who wear glasses why y’all just don’t get lasik? Besides the price of course. If u just ain’t got the bread then I feel u don’t answer
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my dad: if you can, try to find places for us to eat that fit into our diet!
me: okay, sure, where have you been eating at home?
dad: texas roadhouse and chili’s fit into our diet very well
me: what fucking diet are you on
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erenville is not the product of neglect he is the product of “oh my god i need space from my mother for like two seconds please god someone get me out of here” 😭😭
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just got the shit scared out of me while i was eating a 3 musketeers
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OP i know you disabled replies for your own protection and i understand but i need you to know that you are RIGHT. you are ONE TRILLION PERCENT RIGHT.
"ohhh they can't make an alliance raid as hard as orbonne because people complained when it came out" the playerbase has like doubled since stormblood. it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff
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me: huh, ride just got a little bumpy. i should check the air in my tires
one of my tires:
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LOOK AT WHAT GAVIN JUST FOUND AT THE ANTIQUE MALL
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there’s something deeply disturbing about my sister obsessing over the new black panther movie after having a birthday party in 2020 with a theme that literally made fun of the black lives matter movement
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homelander when he learns that he has to fight kanchome and parco folgore
homelander slander is some of the funniest shit ever u could name any anime character n they easily wash his ass 😭
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anyway guess what today is
callum’s fifth birthday!!!!!
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i’ve decided that my actual dream job is to write articles for gaming media outlets on unannounced consoles because you seriously can just throw out totally unsubstantiated nonsense that has absolutely no chance of being true and still get paid for it
Nintendo Switch 2 Will Be Backwards Compatible And Support 4K, It's Claimed
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for some reason he thought he was in trouble when me and gavin got home
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this tweet is being advertised in private party finder
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my parents, and more importantly their dog annie, have arrived
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this is literally one of the best tropes in writing. sometimes you don’t get a happy ending. sometimes you get so close and it gets taken away at the last second. that’s a reality of life. and seeing it depicted in media can help one come to grips with those moments.
WORST. TROPE. EVER.
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MY SISTER JUST MADE AN INSANE POST THAT DEADASS READS LIKE MY NIECE FUCKING DIED LIKE HELLO??????????
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YES i have been sent this, YES it is funny and true, YES i have more playtime than this, by an entire year
no further questions at this time
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great community btw 👍👍👍👍👍
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going to have late brunch, or as i like to call it, lunch - it’s a portmanteau of “late” and “brunch” that i just made up
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okay so i recently installed one of those adult coloring book apps on my ipad to see if it might help my brain shut off at night (it does! and it’s fun too heehee) and it has a built-in social media platform and LOOK at this woman’s username i’m ifucyevktgiebsbwjdoguonrbehgbwbrkg
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you’re also expected to already know everything, too, which is WILD. i’m not sure when the flood of pandemic players decided that it was a crime to like. need to learn shit, but all i can say is that it wasn’t like that ten years ago. not to this extent.
Party Finder's problem stems from the current way gaming culture handles interacting w/ each other in MMOs now. We've moved to more convenient & easier ways to get into content & removed most of the social aspects.
So now content has to be easier and experience more heartless.
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the genuine primal terror i felt when i went into the depths for the first time made me understand why our ancestors feared the dark
Dive into one of the many chasms scattered throughout Hyrule to reach a dark, vast space known as The Depths. What awaits you down here? You’ll have to find out for yourself...
#TearsOfTheKingdom
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like go fuck yourself you fucking fossils, the people you voted for are partially WHY i did not feel like i could go back to school until i was 25. i hope you get put in a home with black mold
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playing a risky game but i’m going to try to nap for 90 minutes before raid
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