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@frogmath

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female chauvinist

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@frogmath
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hey guys what’s up 0.o
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@frogmath
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visited a national monument today
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@frogmath
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not religious but i do think if you own a vape with a screen you will be punished in hell for all eternity. same goes for anyone who shops on temu
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@frogmath
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5 months
researching 🙏
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@frogmath
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28 days
got kicked out of the anime convention for asking how old the girls on the body pillows are supposed to be :/
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@frogmath
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2 months
starting today i am officially a NEET :D
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@frogmath
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23 days
hey guys i wanna let you know despite the joker pfp i am actually not a right-wing egirl… i love communism and abortion and gay people! ❤️❤️❤️
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@frogmath
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12 days
found all my old makeup from high school so i’m playing dress up
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@frogmath
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7 months
thinking back to sophomore year when i drew every piece of clothing i owned and would neurotically plan all my outfits a week in advance
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@frogmath
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5 months
experiencing childlike whimsy at the trampoline park
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@frogmath
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1 year
he went through an among us phase
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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@frogmath
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4 months
listening to cocteau twins… having a coffee… playing poptropica… happy friday everyone
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@frogmath
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1 year
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Sweet treats $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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@frogmath
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3 months
google searches of someone with a pure and beautiful soul
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@frogmath
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doing trad-cath cosplay in between apartment tours
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@frogmath
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i have been normalized
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@frogmath
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2 years
my hungry ass could NOT work at the baggage claim
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@frogmath
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@frogmath
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its draft o’clock
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@frogmath
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2 months
wearing my wrinkled ass skirt out and about who gaf anymore
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@frogmath
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face reveal
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@frogmath
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@frogmath
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3 months
what i made in sculpture class btw if you even care
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@frogmath
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4 months
how it feels to reminisce
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@frogmath
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9 months
at the function like this getting asked if i’m supposed to be makima (ignore the furry)
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@frogmath
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2 years
he dgaf
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@frogmath
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4 months
last first day at kuntenserven university 💔
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@frogmath
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no longer in therapy 😛
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@frogmath
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going to the dentist for the first time in 7 years tomorrow god please protect me
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@frogmath
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i love forcing people at gunpoint to smell my perfume
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@frogmath
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4 months
thinking about the time i posted this meme on easter like 5 years ago and my christian friend got mad at me
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@frogmath
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9 months
turns out sis fucked with my other sis….
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@frogmath
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9 months
might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis
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@frogmath
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4 months
starting to feel the effects of not exercising or doing any physical activity for 21 years…
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@frogmath
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every time i get background checked i wonder if somehow they will find out about that time sophomore year i made a school shooter joke on yikyak and the police came to my dorm to question me
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@frogmath
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3 months
hello bro…
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@frogmath
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hey guys it’s draft time again 😛
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@frogmath
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3 months
cylinder update: wooden lipstick 😋
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wood shop instructors said they like my cylinder
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@frogmath
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8 months
art minors be like i got peter griffin crucifixion due tomorrow
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@frogmath
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4 months
self portrait :P
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@frogmath
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2 years
do you think they use an algorithm to decide who to roofie
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@frogmath
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9 months
might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis
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@frogmath
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2 months
god i need to be a math teacher #humbleflex
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@frogmath
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1 year
i received a dishonorable discharge from the idgaf war
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@frogmath
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8 months
umm wtf spotify? 😕
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@frogmath
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4 months
new frames. feeling like this emoji 🤓
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@frogmath
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3 months
found them after already placing my order for new ones
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lost my airpods
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@frogmath
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4 months
had to look at this sculpture for half an hour and now i feel unexplainably emotionally attached to her. that is my my mother. my child. my homegirl
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@frogmath
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7 months
draft reveal! been having such an amazing awesome week i’m so happy and having so much fun and loving life
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@frogmath
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1 year
i have got to stop closing my computer on whatever tab i’m on and forgetting about it the next day, just opened my laptop trying to show the professor my code and had the wikipedia page for “radical lesbianism” pulled up
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@frogmath
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2 months
doctor just said i have a macro penis
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@frogmath
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1 year
once again got all the way to self checkout with a full basket before realizing i left my wallet at home. i’m about to do something drastic
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@frogmath
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2 months
do any bisexual men need a straight girlfriend to bring to pride? i’m free btw
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@frogmath
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2 years
walked all the way to whole foods just for them to be out of caesar salad
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@frogmath
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9 months
open the schools
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@frogmath
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1 year
21 today
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@frogmath
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brought birdseed to dillo so i could feed the geese… feeling full of whimsy
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@frogmath
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2 years
serving cunt in the st. louis international airport bathroom
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@frogmath
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it smells crazy in here
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@frogmath
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successfully negotiated my rent to be $60 cheaper i basically have an honorary MBA now
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@frogmath
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wood shop instructors said they like my cylinder
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@frogmath
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2 years
aw hell naw the ear got pronounce
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@frogmath
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iced oatmilk latte… chocolate croissant… this is what life is all about
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@frogmath
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anyone else just start making up citation rules when they’re doing a bibliography
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@frogmath
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had to bring a giant bag of lake sand to my sculpture class… feeling like him right now
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@frogmath
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1 year
hanging out in my saw trap basement so i don’t get heat stroke from sitting in my own room 😍😍
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@frogmath
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got them to eat out of my hand… my power is growing
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@frogmath
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northwestern astronomy department you will answer for your crimes on judgement day
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@frogmath
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trying out this new fun activity: it’s like edging but instead of jerking off you try to stop yourself right before bursting into tears in public
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@frogmath
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8 months
coming out as allistic for real this time, apologies to the autism community i still fw y’all heavy 🙏
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@frogmath
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9 months
looking for room decor
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@frogmath
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7 months
she’s making her action figures have gay sex at the family christmas function
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@frogmath
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3 months
fighting for my life dislocating my jaw trying to eat rock solid colectivo bagel
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5 months
me and oomf :3
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@frogmath
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10 months
him: you must be the head of an apostle from a full length sculpture on a column flanking the portals of the west facade of the notre dame, bearing the stylistic hallmarks of the beginning of the gothic style in the region around the year 1200 if you think we fuckin me:
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@frogmath
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who up living in a prison of their own design 💯
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@frogmath
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1 year
getting rejected for being too mean is actually crazy i feel like ebeneezer scrooge right now like this is a wake up call that if i don’t stop being an evil hag i’m gonna die alone :/
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@frogmath
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i don’t believe in fate but i feel deep in my soul that i am destined for a single motherhood storyline a la hannah horvath/miranda hobbes/liz lemon
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@frogmath
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interior design is my passion
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hello my lovelies
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brought birdseed to dillo so i could feed the geese… feeling full of whimsy
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@frogmath
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professor just said the human experience is about playing with your poop 💯💯 #society
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the police literally came to my door and i could not hear them knocking loudly for a hot minute bc i was listening to lana del rey nightcore at top volume
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@frogmath
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1 year
spring has sprung! (the walk to tech now makes me die of heat stroke)
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1 year
draft time!!!
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closet reveal
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lost my airpods
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@frogmath
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1 year
it deeply saddens me to announce that i am once again being hunted for sport
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2 years
clearing out the drafts 🤥
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@frogmath
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1 year
nothing worse than another bitch on the train serving SO much harder than me. gagged me a bit 😕
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1 year
how i look asking the cvs worker if they have safety pins while wearing my safety pin earrings
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@frogmath
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painting prof playing elliot smith while i’m also listening to elliot smith in my headphones yup i’m killing myself 👍
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@frogmath
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1 year
reenactment of me and ethan playing 20 questions at the bus stop: ethan: is it an object me: yes ethan: are there multiple of it me: ….not anymore ethan: is it the twin towers me: yes
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@frogmath
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1 year
every time i clock into work i do my own little iteration of the stanford prison experiment except i’m the only guard and every customer over 50 is a prisoner
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