Freddy Jönsson Hanberg
2 years
Putin dies and goes to hell, but gets a day off for good behaviour. Goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, asks the bartender:
- Is Crimea and Donbas ours?
- Yes, it is.
- And Kyiv?
- We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
- How much do I owe you?
- 5 Euros!