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Dfkm, “registering” a player has literally never been a thing until this shit club started buying players they can’t afford
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Koke saying Vinicius shouldn’t dance after scoring vs Kroos saying Aubameyang shouldn’t put on a mask after scoring
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Mbappe this, Dibu that... this was the coldest moment in Qatar 2022
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Neymar might be retarded
This Miami team is such an insane nostalgia trip man. Beckham cooked a 50 fucking star michelin meal
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Pogba got abused by Modric and Kroos in the Supercup but all he has to do is outplay Mark Noble and he's back in the "best CM itw" debate.
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Coutinho 2013-2017 Liverpool Highlights | Welcome to FC Barcelona
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“Bro you had Molina wide open why didn’t you pass it to him”
I don't think so. He has all the game IQ in his brain,but it won't come out of his mouth.
He would enter the dressing room and probably say something like "dribble past 4 people and find the top corner bro"
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Fullback kept passing him the ball like “my brother in Christ I thought you said you were the king” 😂
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Note: When Budweiser told Messi about the campaign, his concern was for GKs that aren’t comfortable with alcohol. He suggested that non-alcoholic beer be sent to the Muslim keepers, as well as omitted a goalkeeper (kept anonymous) who he knew to be a recovering alcoholic
👏👏👏
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City trying to return Grealish to Villa so they can afford Messi’s wages
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Throwback to the humbling Cristiano got when Messi won his 6th Ballon D’ Or. Can’t imagine how he’ll be moving after
#8
😭
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@glwzxz
It was an elite dive, never seen a dive of that quality get spotted in live time like that
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Messi's dribbling
Messi's playmaking
Messi's vision
Messi's finishing
Messi's set pieces
Messi's IQ
Ronaldo's heading
What a player 🔥🔥🔥
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Messi when he’s on the Ballon D’ Or podium with Mason Mount and KDB
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Messi in 7 minutes of playing with Pjanic has already given him more free kicks than Ronaldo ever did at Juve LMFAOOOOO
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Favorite opponents for club and country:
Messi 🇦🇷:
Sevilla 🇪🇸
Atletico 🇪🇸
Real Madrid 🇪🇸
Brazil 🇧🇷
Paraguay 🇵🇾
Uruguay 🇺🇾
Ronaldo 🇵🇹:
Getafe 🇪🇸
Espanyol 🇪🇸
Malaga 🇪🇸
Lithuania 🇱🇹
Armenia 🇦🇲
Andorra 🇦🇩
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Why are CR7 fans no longer saying that Messi can’t perform outside his comfort zone when he still hasn’t played for PSG yet? Sounds like they never actually believed he couldn’t do it, they were just hoping he’d stay at Barca so that they can slander him with false hypotheticals.
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F*ck it, here’s the full match where Lionel Messi was crowned the undisputed GOAT 🐐 👑
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Copa America was held 4 times in 6 years to force Messi to win an international trophy. It suits CONMEBOL to have the "GOAT" be from South America
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2021: The year league goals became more important than Champions League goals because people are letting a middle aged Argentine midget ruin their lives.
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POV: You dribbled past 3 players and delivered an inch perfect cross to Ronaldo for a 2 yard tap in
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Usually don’t agree with Ale Moreno but he decided to spit facts on Argentina’s celebration 🔥
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Ronaldo has scored *checks notes* SEVENTEEN penalties this season.
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Why was De Bruyne getting so much hype when he was on his way to reach 20 assists but Messi actually did it and it’s an average season?
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Messi really had a Ronaldo fan google footballers with dead dads to downplay his struggle.
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Are Penaldo fans really saying that a Portuguese player would never copy a Messi celebration? 😂😂😂
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THEY HAD TO WAIT FOR MESSI TO BE WASHED TO MAKE IT A MORE FAIR AWARD SO THAT HE WOULDN’T WIN 10+ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🏆| New criteria to determine the the Ballon d'Or winner:
• It'll now be a seasonal award, not yearly.
• Only the top 100 ranked countries will be able to vote.
• Individual performances will have the most weightage, then collective achievements and fairplay.
Via:
@lequipe
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Neymar fans claim he carried Messi in 14/15 solely because he converted a few 1v1’s that Messi created. Now they’re claiming he had a great performance in a match where he missed 4 clear chances. Make it make sense.
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Messi is the most hated player of all time, hatred of him revolutionized football.
Because people hate Messi:
- Only g/a matters, not performances
- Domestic leagues and cups don’t count, only UCL.
- Copa America is no longer a major trophy
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Glad it happened but that Messi brace today was so unfulfilling... makes me appreciate him so much more because I can go to bed tonight knowing that this isn’t the norm for him. Feel bad for Ronaldo fans who have to put on brave face and fool people into thinking they’re happy
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Tweeting “REGISTERED!! ✅” as if it’s an accomplishment for your €65m signing to be able to actually play football for you...
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Benzema: October D’Or
Lewandowski: Statpad D’ Or
Jorginho: Team Trophies D’ Or
Ronaldo: Tap In D’ Or
Messi:
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Crazy, when Luis Diaz balled out at Copa America it was used to discredit the tournament because he’s an unknown Portuguese league player. But now that a Premier League club is signing him he’s suddenly being recognized by almost everyone as a world class talent.
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Considering he missed the Final, has Ronaldo ever beat any of those teams he mentioned in a major tournament 😭
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According to Madridistas, football started in:
-The 1600s when talking about UCL titles
-In 2018 when talking about El Clasico goal contributions
-In August when talking about combined XIs with PSG
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Lionel Messi score a shit goal at the World Cup challenge (Impossible)
All of Lionel Messi's goals for Argentina at a FIFA World Cup.
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The worst out of Suarez-Lewandowski-Benzema is the one who will win the BDO... kind of crazy but same as how the worst out of Xavi-Iniesta-Modric and Maldini-Nesta-Cannavaro won the BDO.
Ballon D’ Ors are massive but one singular season doesn’t make you better.
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Couldn’t sign Messi but came up with money for Ferran, Aubameyang, Adama, etc. Can’t afford to keep Frenkie but can afford to pay Kessie and renew Roberto. Scamporta has me fuming, he’s definitely pocketing money under the table.
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📊 | 17/18
Top scorer
Madrid - Ronaldo
Barca - Messi
Most assists
Madrid - Benzema
Barca - Messi
Most chances created
Madrid - Kroos
Barca - Messi
Key passes/match
Madrid - Kroos
Barca - Messi
Big chances created
Madrid - Asensio
Barca - Messi
The difference
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Dibu Martinez conceding 8 goals in 7 World Cup matches vs Thibaut Courtois conceding 11 goals in 7 UCL KO matches
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Good thing is that if we sign Ousmane Dembele we can still call our trio MSN
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Messi’s stats are so much better that it made Ronaldo fans believe:
-Opta is run by Messi stans
-Messi’s dad owns Sofascore
-Crewsmat hacks Fotmob every week to change ratings
-Antonella sleeps with the WhoScored CEO
Mad how Messi is so much better stats wise that ronaldo fans have started calling Opta biased 😭
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1. The Ox chose Liverpool because Chelsea wanted to play him as a wing back.
2. Keita to Barca was never on the table
3. City stopped pursuing Van Dijk because of the price tag.
But hey, whatever distracts you from the fact that Leicester City has more PL titles than your club
The Ox turned down Chelsea for Liverpool.
Keita turned down Barcelona for Liverpool.
Van Dijk turned down Manchester City for Liverpool.
Tears in my eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
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Messi is the biggest single attraction in football history so the popularity of the league does not matter
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Messi never called himself GOAT
Brady never called himself GOAT
Jordan never called himself GOAT
Bolt never called himself GOAT
Ali never called himself GOAT
If you have to force yourself into the GOAT conversation, odds are you don't belong in it.
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Antonella was by Messi’s side when he was 4’6 and kicking rocks in the slums of Argentina.... meanwhile your boy is making scheduled payments like a mobile bank app. Understand the levels
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Messi vs Nani - UCL Final 2011
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Assists don’t matter
Dribbles don’t matter
Playmaking doesn’t matter
Eye test doesn’t matter
Domestic cups dont matter
Ballon D Ors don’t matter, only votes
League titles don’t matter unless it’s England or Italy
International trophies don’t matter unless it’s Europe
What else?
16 Copa del Reys/Supercups in total to help his trophy cabinet look better, embarrassing
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“Rejected Messi”
We rejected Ronaldo and Messi in the same window just to fail to sign Harry Kane
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Nah it’s just the first time in his career he’s gotten close to winning a trophy and wasn’t able to blatantly rob it
You know the referee was atrocious when Zidane complains, this man never complains about referees ever.
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When people say Nations League > Copa America just to slander Messi but all it will do is have Benzema take away a few BDO votes from Lewandowski and Jorginho to further confirm that Messi is winning his 7th
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For the first time in La Liga's 89 year history, a champion did not receive a guard of honor the week after securing the league title.
Real Madrid's scum has reached a new low.
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He uses Islam for the PR and black LDN knife crime tech fleece roadman twitter eats it up LMAOOOO
All kids outside of marriage. Isn't that severely against Benzema's religion?
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Remember in Messi’s prime, one of the biggest narratives was “the only way to stop him is to bring him down”... now you can’t even do that
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Ter Stegen is the most well rounded goalkeeper of all time. Gets beaten at his near post, far post, and shots right at him consistently
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Ronaldo doesn’t actually want Messi to go to Serie A.
Messi knocked him out 2 out of 3 times they faced in the UCL, and won 7 out of the 10 La Liga titles that they competed for.
Ronaldo didn’t leave for a new challenge, he was escaping the one he couldn’t overcome.
Cristiano Ronaldo has challenged Lionel Messi to leave Spain and compete with him in Serie A.
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Wtf i woke up and Messi fans were crying about Lewa winning BDO and their only source was that the Bayern admin tweeted something. He’s a 19 year old intern that works from home in Kentucky, USA due to the pandemic ffs
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They searched up Messi’s minutes played in a UCL 15 years ago to take off a trophy but didn’t bother to research to add an international trophy he won 2 months ago where he was top scorer, top assister and POTT… Wtf this agenda is crazy
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And then they scored 0 goals in the second half to pay tribute to how many he deserved.
Class.
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6 G/A in 6 games as far as i’m concerned, congratulations on parking the bus to stop a teenager those first 4 games tho
Messi’s record vs Chelsea is honestly hilariously bad. All his goals came in our worst season in the last 25 years
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Copa America is such a condensed tournament too which makes it harder. Messi has to face Chile, Colombia, Uruguay and Brazil pretty much every time. In Euros there are more top teams but you can win it only having to face like 2 of them
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Ronaldo has been so bad that this guy meant to slander AWB but everyone thinks he’s talking about Ronaldo 😂
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Messi has 20 goals in his last 18 games vs English sides but they were against Chelsea, City, Arsenal and Man United and not against the mighty Stoke. Therefore, I think he'd flop in the Premier League.
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Madrid media trying to push the narrative that Messi has control at PSG when they binned both of his fellow Argentine’s to Juve is actually killing me.
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Messi's conversion rate is higher than Ronaldo's shot accuracy. Messi is more likely to score a shot than CR is to test the keeper from it 😂
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Ronaldo going to Italy was a challenge for Juventus 😭
Juve reached 2 Champions League finals in the 4 seasons before signing Ronaldo, and since then, they’ve gotten eliminated in CL by Ajax and Lyon.
It’s safe to say that the investment has been a bit of a failure.
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The one on the left is Ronaldo and the one on the right is Messi, what do I win?
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Madrid fans being completely unaware of the fact that they play like absolute garbage week in week out like we just did vs Celta is killing me.
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Wasn’t even the best overhead kick scored by a Madrid player in the UCL this season.
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Clearly didn't see 19 year old Lionel Messi score a hat trick in El Clasico.
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Ronaldo fans only care about general play when his teammates aren’t breastfeeding him chances 😂 when he’s compared with players who are better than them his fans resort to “dribbles and key passes don’t win games”
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My grandma: “Where are the kids? The food is getting cold”
Me and my cousin in the bathroom:
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These Score Hero 2 memes aren’t exaggerated in the slightest the creators of this game are mentally ill
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Do you know how crazy it is that City think they’re the Bayern Munich in that example when City and Arsenal have 0 UCLs and Bayern and Barca have 11 between them?
"Using
#ManCity
as a stepping stone to join Barcelona is a bit like using Bayern Munich as a stepping stone to join Arsenal."
✍️ 𝗔 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆. // By:
@joebutters
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Everyone’s slandering that Inter plumber who didn’t square the ball but this is our 100m+ player ffs
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