I don't think so. He has all the game IQ in his brain,but it won't come out of his mouth.
He would enter the dressing room and probably say something like "dribble past 4 people and find the top corner bro"
Note: When Budweiser told Messi about the campaign, his concern was for GKs that aren’t comfortable with alcohol. He suggested that non-alcoholic beer be sent to the Muslim keepers, as well as omitted a goalkeeper (kept anonymous) who he knew to be a recovering alcoholic
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Favorite opponents for club and country:
Messi 🇦🇷:
Sevilla 🇪🇸
Atletico 🇪🇸
Real Madrid 🇪🇸
Brazil 🇧🇷
Paraguay 🇵🇾
Uruguay 🇺🇾
Ronaldo 🇵🇹:
Getafe 🇪🇸
Espanyol 🇪🇸
Malaga 🇪🇸
Lithuania 🇱🇹
Armenia 🇦🇲
Andorra 🇦🇩
Why are CR7 fans no longer saying that Messi can’t perform outside his comfort zone when he still hasn’t played for PSG yet? Sounds like they never actually believed he couldn’t do it, they were just hoping he’d stay at Barca so that they can slander him with false hypotheticals.
2021: The year league goals became more important than Champions League goals because people are letting a middle aged Argentine midget ruin their lives.
🏆| New criteria to determine the the Ballon d'Or winner:
• It'll now be a seasonal award, not yearly.
• Only the top 100 ranked countries will be able to vote.
• Individual performances will have the most weightage, then collective achievements and fairplay.
Via:
@lequipe
Neymar fans claim he carried Messi in 14/15 solely because he converted a few 1v1’s that Messi created. Now they’re claiming he had a great performance in a match where he missed 4 clear chances. Make it make sense.
Messi is the most hated player of all time, hatred of him revolutionized football.
Because people hate Messi:
- Only g/a matters, not performances
- Domestic leagues and cups don’t count, only UCL.
- Copa America is no longer a major trophy
Glad it happened but that Messi brace today was so unfulfilling... makes me appreciate him so much more because I can go to bed tonight knowing that this isn’t the norm for him. Feel bad for Ronaldo fans who have to put on brave face and fool people into thinking they’re happy
Crazy, when Luis Diaz balled out at Copa America it was used to discredit the tournament because he’s an unknown Portuguese league player. But now that a Premier League club is signing him he’s suddenly being recognized by almost everyone as a world class talent.
According to Madridistas, football started in:
-The 1600s when talking about UCL titles
-In 2018 when talking about El Clasico goal contributions
-In August when talking about combined XIs with PSG
The worst out of Suarez-Lewandowski-Benzema is the one who will win the BDO... kind of crazy but same as how the worst out of Xavi-Iniesta-Modric and Maldini-Nesta-Cannavaro won the BDO.
Ballon D’ Ors are massive but one singular season doesn’t make you better.
Couldn’t sign Messi but came up with money for Ferran, Aubameyang, Adama, etc. Can’t afford to keep Frenkie but can afford to pay Kessie and renew Roberto. Scamporta has me fuming, he’s definitely pocketing money under the table.
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Top scorer
Madrid - Ronaldo
Barca - Messi
Most assists
Madrid - Benzema
Barca - Messi
Most chances created
Madrid - Kroos
Barca - Messi
Key passes/match
Madrid - Kroos
Barca - Messi
Big chances created
Madrid - Asensio
Barca - Messi
The difference
Messi’s stats are so much better that it made Ronaldo fans believe:
-Opta is run by Messi stans
-Messi’s dad owns Sofascore
-Crewsmat hacks Fotmob every week to change ratings
-Antonella sleeps with the WhoScored CEO
1. The Ox chose Liverpool because Chelsea wanted to play him as a wing back.
2. Keita to Barca was never on the table
3. City stopped pursuing Van Dijk because of the price tag.
But hey, whatever distracts you from the fact that Leicester City has more PL titles than your club
The Ox turned down Chelsea for Liverpool.
Keita turned down Barcelona for Liverpool.
Van Dijk turned down Manchester City for Liverpool.
Tears in my eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
Messi never called himself GOAT
Brady never called himself GOAT
Jordan never called himself GOAT
Bolt never called himself GOAT
Ali never called himself GOAT
If you have to force yourself into the GOAT conversation, odds are you don't belong in it.
Antonella was by Messi’s side when he was 4’6 and kicking rocks in the slums of Argentina.... meanwhile your boy is making scheduled payments like a mobile bank app. Understand the levels
Assists don’t matter
Dribbles don’t matter
Playmaking doesn’t matter
Eye test doesn’t matter
Domestic cups dont matter
Ballon D Ors don’t matter, only votes
League titles don’t matter unless it’s England or Italy
International trophies don’t matter unless it’s Europe
What else?
When people say Nations League > Copa America just to slander Messi but all it will do is have Benzema take away a few BDO votes from Lewandowski and Jorginho to further confirm that Messi is winning his 7th
For the first time in La Liga's 89 year history, a champion did not receive a guard of honor the week after securing the league title.
Real Madrid's scum has reached a new low.
Ronaldo doesn’t actually want Messi to go to Serie A.
Messi knocked him out 2 out of 3 times they faced in the UCL, and won 7 out of the 10 La Liga titles that they competed for.
Ronaldo didn’t leave for a new challenge, he was escaping the one he couldn’t overcome.
Wtf i woke up and Messi fans were crying about Lewa winning BDO and their only source was that the Bayern admin tweeted something. He’s a 19 year old intern that works from home in Kentucky, USA due to the pandemic ffs
They searched up Messi’s minutes played in a UCL 15 years ago to take off a trophy but didn’t bother to research to add an international trophy he won 2 months ago where he was top scorer, top assister and POTT… Wtf this agenda is crazy
Copa America is such a condensed tournament too which makes it harder. Messi has to face Chile, Colombia, Uruguay and Brazil pretty much every time. In Euros there are more top teams but you can win it only having to face like 2 of them
Messi has 20 goals in his last 18 games vs English sides but they were against Chelsea, City, Arsenal and Man United and not against the mighty Stoke. Therefore, I think he'd flop in the Premier League.
Madrid media trying to push the narrative that Messi has control at PSG when they binned both of his fellow Argentine’s to Juve is actually killing me.
Juve reached 2 Champions League finals in the 4 seasons before signing Ronaldo, and since then, they’ve gotten eliminated in CL by Ajax and Lyon.
It’s safe to say that the investment has been a bit of a failure.
Ronaldo fans only care about general play when his teammates aren’t breastfeeding him chances 😂 when he’s compared with players who are better than them his fans resort to “dribbles and key passes don’t win games”
Do you know how crazy it is that City think they’re the Bayern Munich in that example when City and Arsenal have 0 UCLs and Bayern and Barca have 11 between them?
"Using
#ManCity
as a stepping stone to join Barcelona is a bit like using Bayern Munich as a stepping stone to join Arsenal."
✍️ 𝗔 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆. // By:
@joebutters