The Fragile One; Andersson/Andy; 4’4”; 23y/o in college. I get drunk off jam band music. I can finally say I saw
#Phish
more than once!
#osteogenesisimperfecta
@riverportgin
I was 9, and it was coincidentally the same time I was being shown them my dad.
I remember the day he said, “I think they actually got back together.”
And I think THAT’S when the Phish head in me woke up. 🐠⭕️
@postunum_annum
@markiplier
For some reason I thought you said “shake HIS ass in celebration”.
I really need to wear my glasses when looking at twitter LOLOLOL
@adam_herndon
@Shuttsapalooza
This is why I don’t drink/do drugs
(no judgment)
I like watching the ridiculous things that people do, and I get to remember them all, and to tell the stories later on!
It’s nice to know people on Twitter are real. I had such a fun time meeting
@zzbenz
, and at my FIRST! Man that was crazy! What a good show! Love you Benzy!
My dad and I have always been intrigued by the peculiar lines of Phish. For example: “The solar garlic starts to rot.” Like what? Who else would say that? How did those words end up together?
@SpongeBob
First you do THISSSS
Spin around— STOP!
Double-take three times! One two three…
Then…PELVIC THRUST! WOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!
Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it!
Now it’s time to take it around town! Take it around town! Then you do this, then this, this and that (3x) and then!
🤦
When the Circus Comes to Town isn’t Phish either apparently.
Soon I shall make a written list of all of the songs I THOUGHT were Phish, just so everyone on here can give me shit (playfully/lovingly).
I’m so embarrassed.
I am SOOO happy I got to see
@SCI_Official
at the Snow King Mountain venue!! And here’s that cool person I met there! My favorite radio show host and Spafford maniac!!
@Abstract_Origin
you’re the best! So glad I got to catch you while we were both in town 😭
PSA:
Tomorrow (May 6) is Wishbone Day. A.k.a., awareness day for my disability. The task is to wear yellow (if you have yellow, if not it's fine). Spread the word if you can 😊💛
Hey everyone!! I’m thinking about this wayy too early…
May 6th is Wishbone Day, an awareness day for Osteogenesis Imperfecta. If you would like to show support, I encourage people to wear yellow. No, it’s not a requirement, so please don’t fret if you can’t.
💛💛
Hot Take 🔥🔥
I hate when deadheads say they like phish “because it reminds them of the dead”.
They aren’t TRYING to be like the Dead at all! In fact they’re completely different!
@SpongeBob
Good thing he didn’t pull the secret string, opening the secret compartment of my secret box...revealing one embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at that Christmas party! MERRY CHRISTMAS SPONGEBOB!
@SpongeBob
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, WUMBO! Wumbo, wumboing—
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me
—WUMBOLOGY? THE STUDY OF WUMBO? It’s first grade, Spongebob!!
I wasn’t sure when I would show myself post-op. I’m honestly still not sure. I wanted to post day-by-day updates, but the recovery sucking got the best of me. I have the pictures from the hospital, but they’re too…sad to look at. I want my old mouth back.😢
#recovery
#surgery
@SpongeBob
“Oh, I wish I was grinding up the Krabby Patties
That's what I really love to do
Take a couple Boo-Ooh-Ooh!
A pinch of Awoogah!
A teaspoon of *raspberry*
...
Mix in some…
Nyah-Nyah-Nyah!
...
And a splash of WEE!
...
And when I’m done I chop up some...
Loooooooovvveee”
When my professor called GD part of the drug culture I got a little offended because I was like (in my head) “literally *I* like the Dead, the most clean/sober/pure person to have ever walked the venue” 😂 it’s not just “druggie hippie” music, it’s rock and roll + improvisation!
@SpongeBob
“And slowly…ever so slowly…the ancient crypt door creeps open. And with the festering brine of the darkest darkness, crawled forth monsters of such vile nature, whose appearance was so hideous and threatening, that the author DIED TRYING TO RECOUNT THEM IN THIS NOVEL!”
@dyasvi
@thereal_becca
True, but also, some people wear makeup for the art of it, to express creativity, or just to see what they can do with the supplies they have.
I would like to pubicly THANK my new friend on here
@Abstract_Origin
for introducing me to Spafford.
Man, this is really cool stuff!! And I’ve only heard one album so far!! (The one you recommended that LtLO is on 😉 I still need time to recognize song and album titles).
@ZackarySnackary
@KKid003
@ET_nocontext
It isn’t supposed to be sad. He’s just a regular old guy with a handicap, and as a handicap myself, this is not sad at all! In fact, it’s good to know he’s still around and thriving!
Y’’’AALLLLLLLLL
I feel like I might start crying honestly. I told Mihali and Zdenek about me learning Frakenfoote, and I’m so happy I did!! ❤️❤️ I wish them all the best going forward! 😭😘❤️
Watch me be a dork for two minutes trying to relearn what I had already learned of the very little bit of the beginning of Divided sky, you’re welcome.
For some reason I'm imagining me meeting people from twitter on lot or something and them being like "Wait who are you?" and me showing them my Twitter page like it's a form of ID 😂
@TheAn1meMan
I think it’s interesting how a single date could be a birthday for one person (exciting and fun) and a very traumatic date for someone else (such as tomorrow for Japan (It’s 10th here). I wish you well Joey! Please be safe!!
Happy birthday to the best Twitter Mom ever
@zzbenz
!! 💜⭕️ You are such an amazing human being, you deserve literally everything, and I can’t thank you enough for how much you’ve done for me!
I hope we cross paths again soon! 💜