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I smoked a joint and drew a hot dog
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Waking up and realizing you need to make a change isn’t an easy thing to admit to yourself.
That’s what I told myself one year ago, and today I can say I haven’t had a drink for 365 days.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
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My tattoo artist just gifted me this piece he made.
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Never thought I’d say this, but I haven’t drank for 100 days.
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It’s not every day a father is granted full physical and legal custody of their kids in Minnesota, one of the hardest mother states there is. But today I was.
#thottythursday
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How tf did the generation that was given the best LSD and Frank Zappa turn into the generation that would ruin the United States?
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I’ve made more mistakes in my life than I can count, I’ve sabotaged anything good that’s come my way many times over. Lost relationships, money, friends…. All of it.
I’m happy to say I’ve stayed sober for 4 days now. It’s 4 days longer then I have in a long time, but I’m here.
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Kids these days are so spoiled. All they have to do is walk into a dispensary and they’re set. In my day, you had to go to your weed guy’s house and listen to a 10 minutes story about how they bought a replica sword from Highlander and then make plans to “hang out more.”
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I’ve been up since 3:30am, heavy heart, heavier mind. I think it’s time that I’m honest with myself for once. Alcohol and me just can’t see eye to eye anymore. There’s no joy in the depression or anxiety that comes with it, or strained relationships. Gonna give dry a try again 🖤
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It’s no great mystery that Goose found massive success and blew up in the same timeframe that thousands of people were losing their sense of taste due to a global pandemic
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My tattoo artist has been making stained glass for less than a year and just surprise gifted me this.
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I have never seen a small mouth bass this big, let alone land one. Your move,
@BillyStrings
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Minnesota got an insane show last night. I woke up around midnight and could see the Northern Lights out of my back door easily. Sometimes living here is cool.
Photo by my friend Ryan Tischer/Tischer Galleries
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@POTUS
Gotta give credit where it’s due:
This bill solidified a good 3-5 years of work 20 minutes from home for me, and my fellow union brothers and sisters.
As a Duluth resident- thank you.
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I think the cool thing about 2021 was how we all just pushed through it like a car with the check engine light on all year
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Since there’s been so much negativity on here this week, here’s a positive post.
I have no idea which one of you(more than one) got together and sent me this mint ass Martin-
I can’t thank you enough. You know it will get some love from me. And so will you when I find you.
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Some of you never melted your brains into oblivion on 7 grams of mushrooms at an Allman Brothers show and it shows
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So I was jamming (over some dead songs) fairly loudly in the new house and my neighbor walked by and knocked on the door.
Turns out he’s a 58 year old head who saw 124 shows and is now going to take guitar lessons from me. 🖤
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Today is five months without a drop of alcohol.
…I don’t ever wanna feel, like I did that day.
#MusicMondaze
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Make music. Make art. Quit the job. Take a chance. Fuck a coworker. Eat your weight in fried chicken. Drop acid. Adopt a few stray cats. Travel. Fall in love. Destroy your enemies.
You don’t know how much time you have. Make it count chocula
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One of my favorite things about Jerry Garcia was how his voice was a gigantic steamy safety blanket that just wrapped around you like a grandé burrito and takes all your bad feelings and turns them into good feelings
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I was just leaving the local pizza place with my kids and this old couple in their (had to have been) late 70’s stop me and say, “sir, your kids are the most well-behaved and kind kids I have seen out in years. They brought books instead of phones. You’re a great father.”
🥺
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This one goes out to the late Mimi Parker and Alan from
@lowtheband
I wouldn’t have had the courage to start playing open mics and gigs if it wasn’t for the welcoming you two gave me almost 20 years back.
#musicmondaze
Thank you, with love always-
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My kids don’t get grounded, yelled at or spanked in this house. If they’re being disrespectful and rude I’ll put on the String Cheese Incident until they correct their behavior.
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My 13yr old just nailed straight A’s on his report card and his teacher asked if I could “offer a workshop on how to raise kids,” because apparently my oldest has been his easiest kid in 15 years.
Sometimes being a single parent is paid back nicely
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Interviewer: can you perform under pressure?
Me: no, but I can do space oddity.
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This weeks
#MusicMondaze
has a special sit-in from my 7yr old Taj. He wanted to jam the other day and it was the sweetest thing ever. Enjoy 🖤
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Goose makes music for people who sing Sweet Caroline at weddings
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Not me having a celebratory pint after having my grievance honored. Thanks to my local union hall:
-the prick who put his hands on me was fired and almost black-listed from his union hall.
- I am being paid in full for another two weeks
- I get to spend that time with my kids.
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Tips for being a successful Jam Band:
- have a silly band name
- guitar player who plays a Paul Reed Smith
- at least two songs about animals
- no less than 4 songs in a Mixolydian modal pattern
- occasional marihuana references
- Talking Heads cover
- play too many notes
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The
@GratefulDead
and
@Carhartt
are missing a serious opportunity at a Workingmans Dead clothing line
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The last time I did an Umphreys NYE run I knocked up my kids mother at the Aragon Ballroom during setbreak. Anyway he’s 14 now
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Widespread doesn’t get nearly enough love on here and that’s sad
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Gentle reminder that new years runs aren’t about the music at all. They’re about spending 75% of your night talking over others, sending tweets and making sure you’re seen in the scene
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This
#musicmondaze
is dedicated to a very special woman in my life, and I hope you all feel the resonating warmth that is our love.
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Nothing ever tops seeings things you’ve worked hard on for months finished.
There will be a small batch of these prints available at the Windjammer April 27th. Go for
@umphreysmcgee
, stay for Stasik and Death Kings.
🖤mad love🖤
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If you have a roof over your head, you’re blessed
If you have food to eat, you’re blessed
If you have a few good people in your life, you’re blessed
Being alone for the holidays isn’t exactly easy, but life could always be a lot harder.
Grateful.
Love to you all 🎄
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Goose makes music for people who pay $140 for a gram of shitty coke and are afraid to tell their parents they vape
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I just took a job call to rehab some wetland areas in the tributaries that lead into Lake Superior.
I’ll be driving a boat, planting trees and various shrubbery’s in the water itself while being incredibly stoned helping the little smallmouth bass and frogs live a better life 🌿
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Just dropped off the roommates and I’ll see you lovely folks at Deer Creek 🖤
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Not me making achiotte braised pollo asado street tacos and smoking legal doobies in a hammock on a Sunday
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Goose is like if the Jonas Brothers were a jam band instead
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Social distancing in summation:
It’s time to play everybody’s favorite game! Take a step back! And take another step back! And take yet another step back!
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Santa didn’t donate $100,000 to the children’s hospital for my oldest kid this year like he had asked for on his list....
But
@PhunkyWitch
organized a toy drive in his name and helped raise over 2,000 toys in his name to St. Judes in New York helping the kids.
I’m not crying.
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My oldest kid hasn’t really shown an interest in music, at least yet.
He walked up to me earlier asking if he could listen to a record and had a copy of Terrapin Station in his hand.
He just came up and said “Dad, I really really like this.”
I’m having a dad moment now.
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The Goose/Gizz green room drama is about to implode this place faster than a garage made submarine 👀
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Idk who needs to hear this but start your day off with the Grateful Dead today
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Reminder:
Don’t chase people, and definitely do not beg them for their time. If they want you in their life, they will show you with their words and actions.
Your own mental health will be better off without putting yourself through the ringer for someone who doesn’t care.
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I can’t walk you out in the morning dew today.
- again, a very heartfelt thank you to whoever sent me this guitar. It felt fitting to do a retake on the first
#musicmondaze
post I did with a new axe.
Thank you for helping me do, what I do.
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Fuck it. I’ll be 37 today I guess. Thank you all so much 🖤🖤🖤
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Someone tell me how the fuckk I deserve
@PhunkyWitch
She took our Florida vacation and had it pressed onto a fucking Rick Astley album.
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8 months ago I hit those DM’s telling her how much I appreciated her level of kindness she brings to the world.
A month later she flew out for our first dates... we hit it off. Two weeks after I asked her to be my special lady.
6 months later today, and she still tolerates me.
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Nothing really gravy’s up my biscuits like going to parent/teacher conferences and hearing my kid is the top of his class and the kindest kid in the room taboot.
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At best, 10 hours of sleep since Friday. Everywhere from Long Island, to the heart of Manhattan and 4 hours upstate to see Trey with the most beautiful woman ever- and get to come home to two kids who are the world to me. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and single parents 🖤
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My oldest was in the top 3 in his entire class this year, and being a proud dad is an understatement.
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Painfully cold at -31, but a beautiful morning in Duluth Minnesota.
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Do you think Phish complains about us as much as we complain about them?
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Goose makes music for people who would have frosted the tips of their hair and worn a sideways visor in the 90’s
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I think the best part about the Grateful Dead is that if you’re sad you can hear Jerry’s voice and then you’re not sad anymore
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Recreational marijuana implies the existence of competitive marijuana
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Ok. So my oldest kid(11) just hasn’t had a connection with music at all.
Today he has been spinning Marley records of mine, and just got onto Peter Tosh and is absolutely getting down to it.
Very very proud dad moment over here.
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If you know me, you know I hold a lot of love for others. I hope your world is as bright as it can be. Mine isn’t right now, but that’s ok. Someday it will be. Yours will be too. I love you all
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Memories just popped up with one of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken.
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I used to work paycheck to paycheck but now through hard work and determination I live stimulus payment to stimulus payment.
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You peaked in high school and I peaked under the pavilion at alpine valley. We are not the same
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Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns
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Your time is near, the mission’s clear…
Have fun and be safe this week! Wish I could be there 🖤
#musicmondaze
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“I’m really trying to save money this year”
*** goes to 12 shows where a guy in the band plays a vacuum cleaner ***
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Watching all of these concert and festival announcements pass by because I made a choice to pay off my debt this year and work on new art instead.
The bright side is I’ve paid off 3/5 credit cards and it’s not even February.
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I love how people shit on the skilled trades and look down on workers. Like, okay buddy. I’m literally making $700 plus for one Saturday of working right now but tell me about how your desk job at $18/hr means more because of a degree 😂
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I’m officially approved and enrolled in Minnesota’s medical marijuana program. My medical needs aside- I’ll have dispensary access before they’re available in 2025, it’s tax free, and work won’t be able to fuck with me ever again.
Live look at me:
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Leaving Indiana uncontrollably crying. Grateful for an amazing weekend with friends, great shows and smiles. Incredibly sad knowing a large part of my heart wasn’t there and won’t be anymore. Thank you to everyone for the kindness all weekend, it helped offset the bad a little.
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I just got done playing a show to an audience that was standing room only, and the roommates were the best people there.
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My 8yr old just said “Dad, I really like Frank Zappa.”
I have reached my pinnacle as a single father.
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It’s opening day and I’d like to remind everyone of the greatest achievement in the wide world of sports ever documented.
June 12th of 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter high as fuck on multiple hits of LSD during a three day bender of poppers, uppers, booze and more LSD.
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Cant lie and say this was easy, because it really fucking wasn’t.
For once the grass is greener, this side of the hill.
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Today marks not one, but two anniversaries in my life.
The first- 3 years ago today I survived this refinery explosion where I almost exploded myself. Happy I’m not exploded
The second- I’ve been on this god damn website for a decade now aimlessly doom scrolling my life away.
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In all my years of working construction, I can’t say I’ve rescued a dog from traffic…
This is my new friend Pooky. He’s with me today
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My 7yr old told his entire 1st grade class that his favorite number was 666, according to the email his teacher sent me.
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@roxiqt
When I had my vasectomy, my nut swelled up to the size of a baseball for 3 weeks and I hurt everywhere.
I’d do it again just to prove the point that men need to be more responsible and not place birth control solely on women.
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It’s not every day you get to wake up and eat mushrooms and play kickball with 40 grown ass adults who are piss drunk by noon.
But today is that day. The 24th annual Homegrown Kickball game starts at noon.
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Should I go see Keller Williams tonight? He’s 20 minutes away
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Nobody talks about the parts of being a single parent where you work 10+ hours, come home exhausted, have a list of things to get done in 2 hours with a splitting headache... too tired to cook or move.
But seeing their faces smile makes it a little bit brighter.
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If life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and put on the Grateful Dead
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I just spent 7.5 hours straight in the chair getting this done. Walked in without a plan and let my artist do his thing:
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8 days ago I took a job call finishing flooring. I showed up day one to find out I’m running the job by myself, running a ton of heavy equipment I’ve never used with a short(7 day) window finish it.
I finished two entire floors and a truck bay with one day to spare.
#unionproud
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I shouldn’t have to say this, but if people are doing things, posting things, creating things that make them genuinely happy- you don’t have to do the subtweet thing and drag them through the dirt because you don’t like it.
We all just came off a hard year. Be fucking kind ffs.
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