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Thinkin bout that hospital ice 🤤
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Being in a relationship is about getting a large fry when u wanted a small cuz ur gf is gonna eat em even tho she said she didn't want any
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I’m in costco and I heard a girl spit some real wisdom I thought I would share with you guys. She said “love your depression so it leaves like everyone else”
You’re welcome.
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I hate you pot heads.
My girlfriend is sitting here complaining how she’s running out of time and she needs to shower and do her make up blah blah blah as she’s sitting down and rolling a fuckin blunt
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BE RESPONSIBLE PET OWNERS THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY YOUR ANIMAL CAN DIE FROM THIS I REPEAT THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY
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I just fell in love
we passed a cop... "when I was 11, I went straight to 13 because I don't mess w 12" 👮🏼🚨🚔
#wisdomteeth
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Who tf still sells weed? I can go into a store and get that. Grow up and sell cocaine already.
Everyone in Vancouver on the same wave.. selling weed to make a extra buck but ain’t making no investment, no cars, ain’t travel!! Y’all got the hustle all backwards
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So TW or whatever i guess:
A bitch was dead and now I’m relearning how to walk by myself. Alcohol hit this generation BAD. PLEASE PUT DOWN THE FUCKING BOTTLE. I love you guys. I’m so lucky to be alive.
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I don’t see how you can hate from outside the dispo you can’t even get in? 🤨
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Babies are so fuckin weird. Like how are you gonna wake up and already be crying. If you’re tired just go back to sleep you have literally nothing to do today 🤣
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One time I made my bitmoji all crazy looking and everyone kept asking me wtf was up with it and I said I just did it to be funny but I’m here to tell you guys the truth, a girl made me change it so her girlfriend wouldn’t know she was talking to me. Glad I got that off my chest.
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Before and after adopting leia.
She looked so sad 😭.
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My kid bit THE FUCK out my baby mamas debit card & when I tell you this woman is dumb I mean she is DUMB. This head ass bitch posted a video of her card on her story showing the bite marks she turned it around & every thing. Y’all I can not make this shit up CVV code and ERYTHANG
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Y’all are fuckin sick for this. Let people grieve. Someone’s friend is dead. Someones father is dead. SOMEONES SON IS DEAD. where is the love? Where is the sympathy? Who fucking raised you people? I am sick to my stomach.
At least 30-40 person turnout in Hazel Dell to counter tonight’s vigil.
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i haven’t talked to my mother in over a week because she blocked me on everything for calling her a racist. I’m shook that she’d rather ignore her children instead of educating herself.
#Sad
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My brother just walked in on me getting my pussy ate. Happy Monday.
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My girlfriend just asked me for 60 bucks and then sends me this I swear to god if she comes home with these ugly ass shoes I’m leaving her.
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I hate bitches that look like predator. Don't talk about people when the World Wide Web knows your pussy looks like a chickens foot.
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When your moms freshly single so she buys a shirt with a deep V and makes a snap chat.
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I got to my room and was like "wow this couldn't get anymore beautiful" then I went to the bathroom and came back.... it go more beautiful
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My little chocolate drop Vincent Reese. He was born at 4:20 am blaze it 👶🏾🤟🏾
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When you get dumped but still have the sex tape
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Even after death my nephew is still doing amazing things. All of his organs went to people who needed them. I will never stop missing you, you’ll always be honored and remembered by not only your family but by the many lives you saved today I love you sweet boy. Until next time🕊
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Dating someone who was your friend first for years is so stressful because we both know every little grimy thing we’ve done to people and sometimes I’ll just be sitting there and remember some crazy shit she’s done or said to one of her ex’s and I’m like
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How many times I gotta get my apartment fucked up by a bitch before I stop being a piece of shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Not living with caliana fucking sucks. Having to take her home every night and not putting her to bed is wack. Not waking up to her is wack. Coparenting is wack and I fucking hate it here. Just dropped her off like 4 seconds ago and I already miss her.
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One time my ex threatened to delete my Twitter while I was asleep and I told her I’d rather her fuck my best friend and then she actually fucked my best friend lmfaoooo
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"Here are some stuff"
Where the girls that's going to spoil they nigga like this? 🤔🙏🏾💙🏀🏈
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Pls stop asking lesbians “how’d u have a baby”
The answer is going to be 1 of 3 things.
1. Adoption
2. Sperm donor
Or 3. Something that is going to make everyone incredibly uncomfortable to talk about anywhere from infidelity to rape.
All of which are NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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I just got a 50 dollar tip on a 30 dollar tab don’t even @ me I’m rich
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Last night I got laid and afterwards the girl went to the kitchen and came back with two water bottles and some peaches and then offered to make me fried rice at 2:30 am I think I found the one.
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You gotta be a sick individual to suck on someone’s tongue while kissing
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Putting this on a shirt and wearing it to their wedding
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Encourage your significant other to be adventurous.
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My girlfriend is hands down the most annoying person I’ve ever met she just called her best friend and told her that I cheated on her because she wants her to come over....she literally fake cried on the phone. What is wrong with her. 😂
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A few years ago before me and tayler were together I made her go to ikea with me cuz I was decorating my room and she picked out this fluffy pillow for my bed and now it’s on our bed and idk I just thought that was cute 🥺
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My daughter laying in a bed of flowers and smiling.
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When your girlfriend has alopecia and you’re supportive
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And this is why all these straight girls and turning gay. Come do whatever you want on this dick baby I can’t feel it 🥴🤣
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So me and Hayley went to wal mart
Me:Ima stay in the car with the dog or she’s gonna eat all ur snacks
Hayley: ok good plan
Me: eats all Hayley’s snacks
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When I first started dating Brea I never though I'd fall in love with her but she's grown on me like e.coli growing on room temperature beef
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This generations obsession with hating kids is so weird to me. They’re literally so tiny and innocent with pure precious souls you guys are fucking weird.
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That's my day one. my best fucking friend THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE til the end. Nothing will ever break us, and I will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be here through thick and thin you beautiful ass woman. You make my life worth living.
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People with Dutch bros stickers on your car…why?
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Hayley said this was appropriate for twitter so🤷🏽♀️
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