@JasonManford We're coming to see you in Dunstable. We promise not to be bell-ends. 🤐

@LynxLair1960 @JasonManford "I hope you don't mind I'm going to sing along!" said someone sat next to me at a Musical. "Yes, I do mind, I paid £75 to hear the performance, not you trying to out-sing the cast". They sat there glumly and then didn't come back for the second act. AITA? 🤷‍♂️

@MCFCThommo @JasonManford Why do they need to feel part of the show at all? If I go to a comedy show it's to see the comedian, not to hear a drunk guys take on it. They are never going to add value! See also: people trying to out-sing the Phantom of the Opera

@chrisaawalker I found the solution was to reset the ICE - then it was able to reconnect. I find this slightly nonsensical as the only thing that changed was the Android Auto app, certainly nothing updated in the car, but at least it was a solution!

@1776Cherryred @PhilipPullman Why would you actively choose to be on the wrong side of history?

@TheTommyCannon Ah definitely, I remember seeing you in concert in the 90's, on tour with the duo Perfect Match and a guy who escaped from a straight jacket. I think it was at Bletchley Leisure Centre, not quite the Hollywood Bowl but nonetheless!

@SalfordMe2023 I think you just wrote the lyrics to It's A Sin by the Pet Shop Boys...

@GrannygotanAK47 @Goosey30111568 Do you think he was having a vaccine or something? 🤦‍♂️

@timhomewood @PhilipProudfoot You mean when he wasn't in government? 🤔

@FreddySky Gah, have you got nothing better to winge about you utter dimwit? (Am I doing this right 😉)

@PhilipProudfoot I have seen people on here say they wouldn't take a test because of "the things they might be putting in it" as if it was a vaccine. Dimwits.

@HappySnapper424 @DailyMirror This. Or sing along during musicals. I didn't pay £100 for seats in the stalls to hear you try and out-sing the Phantom

@JamieClarkeReal If you want tomorrow's lottery numbers, DM me

@IleShadow2 What dimwit drinks HOT drinks through a straw....oh stupid question

Why did I doubt for a second that Trump drinks HOT drinks through a straw... 🤦‍♂️

@Claire33Claire @HazelVi37836830 @HoodedClaw1974 And next you'll be claiming they coat the edges of envelopes with neurotoxins in the hope you get a paper cut

@Greytaitai @HoodedClaw1974 I suspect you are right. Others will defy logic to call you all manner of things.

@celticcowgirl67 @Greytaitai @HoodedClaw1974 It's a test, not a vaccine, dimwit

@ScottApogee @MUSK @Apogee_Ent I used to love placing pipe bombs and trip mines in multiplayer games, especially in levels I made in BUILD, then watching on the CCTV monitors - tripping the pipe bomb at the opportune moment. They don't make games like that now. Good old Sector Effectors...

@JeffCriswell01 @CNN I've been putting ChatGPT, DeepSeek, Gemini and Anthropic's Claude against each other in coding tests and refinements for some time, DeepSeek for me is still firmly at the bottom, Claude at the top.