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@flyagarick
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does anyone even care about goth culture.... about being a creature of the night... about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex
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@flyagarick
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knuckle tat idea
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@flyagarick
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how did 300,000+ gay people not realize this james somerton guy was plagiarizing THE CELLULOID CLOSET im sorry but us young gays have GOT to become more culturally literate in our own history thats insane
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@flyagarick
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like holy crap we need to relearn how to read books and watch things that arent made for 6 second attention spans this is so embarassing
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@flyagarick
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i literally keep adding vegetables to my meals because of this. i cant let him down
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dungeon meshi effect
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@flyagarick
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folks this is not about kids in conservative homes who cant safely access resources, i am talking about grown ups lol
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@flyagarick its on tubi you can literally go watch it for free right now
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@flyagarick
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"i dont want to think for myself or look for information on my own its too hard. i need someone on youtube to tell me what to think. if an algorithm doesnt spoonfeed it to me ill die" - what you crazy people sound like in my mentions
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@flyagarick
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@flyagarick
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this is what ive been saying for years like hannibal got damn lucky the autistic dude he liked was the one autistic person in the world with no food hangups
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@flyagarick
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what do you think lgbt people did before youtube video essays. before GOOGLE? like literally all the information you could want is at your fingertips now, its seriously so much easier to access this stuff than even 10 years ago. its ludicrous to say its inaccesible
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@flyagarick
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@chaoticcatpics for anyone who sees this the original is by goldfishclub on tiktok
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@flyagarick
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for everyone demanding a reading list, first of all you are incredibly lazy and second of all the hbomb video literally sources like 20 things he ripped off so start there
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@flyagarick
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god you are so cool
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would have been no show if hannibal had showed up in that first ep with breakfast he cooked and will was like oh im good thanks ive eaten a bowl of cheerios every morning for 30 years and dont want to break my streak now
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@flyagarick
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a destiel person saying grimly that wincest won is the funniest thing ill see tonight
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@flyagarick
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@hjbaltimore oh no this is so sad 😭 but listen at least youve seen it !!
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@flyagarick
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i love guys like this. kabru is my favorite dungeon meshi character
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@flyagarick
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actually obsessed with jfks grandsons twitter
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@flyagarick
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can everyone please look at how my 21 year old coworker quit
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@flyagarick
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when your homie is actin up
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@flyagarick
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hey can you make my dish without mushrooms. or cooked peppers. or olives. actually do you know how to make chicken nuggets can you just make that instead
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@flyagarick
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obsessed with the shipping dynamic of a guy who has or had a normal wife but ends up married in hell to an insane supervillain
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@flyagarick
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to me cheesing fights in elden ring is the equivalent of odysseus outsmarting the cyclops and other such trickster hero antics
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@flyagarick
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lrt buries the lead tbh
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@flyagarick
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for sale: yaoi paddle, never used
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@flyagarick
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this is absolutely insane ive never respected anyone more than garth brooks in this moment
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@flyagarick
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i wish that if uquiz creators absolutely had to put in a song lyric question it would be like restricted to 2000s club songs only and if you try to put in some random sad indie artist it would autocorrect to yeah! - usher
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@flyagarick
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we refer to it as "Serial Killer World"-- like its where the show takes place. in the serial killer universe
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in the Hannibal universe there are like approximately 5,000 active serial killers in Baltimore turning people into lava lamps and food for monstera plants and shit
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@flyagarick
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i saved this page to put it with my other motivational images
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@flyagarick
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this is season 15 or something disgusting right. castiel was too much of a pussy to shoot his shot for 10 damn years what an idiot
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@flyagarick
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do you guys remember this movie arthur and the invisibles. just found out its by luc besson (??) based on books that luc besson wrote (???) and last year he put out a meta horror movie about it (?????????)
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@flyagarick
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nbc hannibal and wwdits are both examples of how if youre european in america you can just do or say anything and people will be like oh those funny europeans
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@flyagarick
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@rorschachisgay "smau" how. what social media was there in 2001... AOL???
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@flyagarick
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i was like "what the hell is ziggy thewires real name. zigathan? zaghary?" and its chester karol
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@flyagarick
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i was like damn whys garlic trending its just because a bunch of people are cookin with garlic tonight. carry on
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@flyagarick
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i truly did not ever expect to have "ogata has mommy issues about tsurumi" confirmed in this manga but noda always surprises and delights me
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@flyagarick
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this is such a cute picture of boots
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@flyagarick
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emet selch hierarchy of needs
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@flyagarick
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why are people acting like we live in a world without google
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Ah yes sorry of course I’ll go find the incredibly accessible list of gay films and essays and articles… how silly of me teehee it was all right there and easy to find
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@flyagarick
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i had a dream koito got shot and was dying in ogatas arms and was "i hate you... youre a fugly slut" and ogata was like "the turtleneck i wore last week is going for $1000 on depop but whatever"
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@flyagarick
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had a dream that they were filming a new bay transformers movie outside my apartment building and i couldnt sleep because megatron and optimus were wrestling outside my window
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@flyagarick
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my RAT BITCH of a cat just broke my TOILET SKELETON while trying to eat a PLANT BEHIND ME while i was ON THE TOILET
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@flyagarick
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i love the artistic commitment to the fake eye so much
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@flyagarick
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its so funny when boots is yellin for food and i turn around and shes in a silly spot. kind of ruins me taking your complaint seriously
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the dude getting quote rtd is obviously statistically incorrect but hes not a tenderqueer hes a right winger. so youre all idiots
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@flyagarick
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i cant believe tomgreg won succession AND the succession shipping olympics
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@flyagarick
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going to start crying that people had to animate a larry stylinson fanfic written by a character in euphoria for the show i cant take this
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@flyagarick
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emet selch about azem
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@flyagarick
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whenever i remember neko is slang for a bottom in gay japanese slang im like *looking at ogata through binoculars* ???????????
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@flyagarick
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i honestly feel no connection to lesbian swifties. as distant to me as a pug is to a wolf
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greg at the end of succession when everyone else has destroyed each other
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@flyagarick
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why do people think that steven universe adults are somehow running the media industry
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@flyagarick
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putting aside everything else GARLIC IS TOXIC TO DOGS
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@flyagarick
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the pushback against straight boys wearing skirts or painting their nails or whatever from online lgbt people is crazy. so you would rather boys stay not putting effort into their appearance looking like bridge trolls
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@flyagarick
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thinking about how if you like guys sugimoto had universal appeal i dont know anyone who doesnt think hes so cute
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@flyagarick
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bootie
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@flyagarick
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the thing really blowing me away is that ana mardoll worked for lockheed martin for FIFTEEEEEEEN YEARS
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@flyagarick
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i hate when an ongoing media references or panders to or makes fun of or acknowledges the fandom in any way whatsoever i think it immediately compromises the integrity of the vision
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@flyagarick
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kono theo da
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@flyagarick
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@NORMALHOROSCOPE ive been reading about the golden dawn band breakup recently and every piece of information about the beefs is THE funniest thing ever
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@flyagarick
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one of my regulars at work just got a king charles spaniel puppy and he was showing me pictures and i about passed away. these arent the puppy these are from google but this is what it looks like
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@flyagarick
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weve been laughing about it all day. dudes rock
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@flyagarick
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since the god damn BUSH administration. you have no right to preach about morality EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@flyagarick
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holy fuck
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@flyagarick
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"its queerbaiting" so do clothes and superficial trappings have a gender or not. quickly
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@flyagarick
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there has GOT to be a middle ground between nonstop discourse thunderdome and totally brainless "let people enjoy things" because both are too crazy. kind of prefer the discourse though so i guess thats why my ass is still here on twitter
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@flyagarick
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i still use this phrase to motivate myself all the time
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@flyagarick
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great question
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@flyagarick
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my hair looks good rn
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@flyagarick
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along with these
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@flyagarick
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the fear of soy that the fitness industry has is crazy i saw some protein powder company say they dont use soy "because we dont know the long term effects of this little bean" girl theyve been eating soybeans in china for 9000 years
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@flyagarick
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- tsukishima and tsurumi - sugimoto and ogata - eve and villanelle - will and hannibal - jon and elias in my dream world
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@flyagarick
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WE GOT IT!!!!!!!!! 🥳🎉🥳💃💃💃🍻🏡🤸
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@flyagarick
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absolutely blown the fuck away
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@flyagarick
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by this logic boots is enjoying my week off
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@flyagarick
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i cut the sleeves off
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A rep brought free t-shirts
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@flyagarick
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i wasnt going to comment on vultures profile of dasha nekrasova because i was like "why even spread these bad vibes to my friends&followers" but this really made me laugh
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@flyagarick
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i followed a lesbian account the other day but had to unfollow because they wont stop retweeting lesbian vs bisexual discourse. this is so sad
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@flyagarick
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instead of posting dumb shit about other dykes on the internet you should go to a used bookstore/thriftbooks dot com and pick up a book of lesbian writing of any kind from like 1993
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@flyagarick
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pedro pascal really is so hot. it like warms the heart having a sex icon heartthrob hollywood leading man be semiobviously gay again its like the golden age stars
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@flyagarick
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local coffeshop barista thirst traps kill me like this outfit would not survive one shift at my store
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@flyagarick
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hahahaha .....
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@flyagarick
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this is exactly our situation at work too lol
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@flyagarick
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dick van dyke and pussy von faggot should be the names of a drag king+drag queen duo
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@flyagarick
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🧿
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@flyagarick
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big news
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@flyagarick
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one our regulars brought in her new puppy to show us 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i held her she was so sweet 😭😭😭
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@flyagarick
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fresh loaf of boots
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@flyagarick
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btw
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@flyagarick
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why was there an argument recently on dm twitter about if laios fucks or not and if he fucks monsters or not when him and the winged lion have a sex scene on screen
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@flyagarick
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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
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@flyagarick
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like yes you literally can type "gay films" into the tiny computer you have in your pocket 24/7 at any time you want. and find gay films
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went out to go on a walk and there was a box turtle in our carport.... i think its a lady out looking to lay eggs. i made a little burrow for her nearby in a spot that wasnt where our cars go and gave her some kale
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@flyagarick
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this is delusional erotica is way better when it rings of true horniness
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@flyagarick
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was watering my plants and spooked A BABY BUNNY that came running out from under the hydrangea bush !!!!!!
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