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I am distraught when doctor van helsing has given my fiancee lucy the diagnosis I feared most, that she has become the devil's concubine, but I am grateful for his help
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filling out my men’s march madness bracket when the only college basketball player I can name is caitlin clark
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BREAKING: angry residents discover human beings are the ones performing these services
The omicron variant is sickening so many sanitation workers around the U.S. that some cities have had to delay or suspend garbage and recycling pickup, angering residents shocked that governments can’t perform this most basic of functions.
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at a northern MN cabin with a bunch of college friends, bought a round for the entire group of 8 at the town bar and it was $28, like stepping through a portal
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tfw you love engaging in normal human activity such as watching sports
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my wife is changing jobs so you know what that means: time to switch the kids back to my health insurance - the exact same coverage from the exact same provider but more expensive. that's the power of consumer choice, we love it and we love it very strongly
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MGMT’s Time to Pretend on overhead as I wait for the target employee to unlock the toothpaste
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sad that the rest of minnesota has to bend the knee to everyone in the liberal enclave of st cloud
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I want Trump to start claiming things like he's eaten 1,000 bees in his life so we can see Scott Walker try to eat a bunch of bees.
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we met Rocco Baldelli tonight at dinner. he could not have been nicer and my 7yo baseball loving dude is over the moon.
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as a resident of saint paul I'm mainly excited for the new council's emphasis on affordable housing and child care, but making the biggest losers on planet earth mad is a nice little extra treat
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why doesn't starbucks hire 10,000 veterans *finds out they already did that* why doesn't starbucks hire 10,000 bald eagles
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bars named Crazy Dave’s Whiskey Hootin’ Saloon that haven’t cleaned their tap lines in 7 years and have the worst food on planet earth absolutely love issuing statements blaming crime when they close
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public school students with multimillionaire parents, the famous scenario we all see playing out time and time again
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@aubrey_huff
as soon as I walked out of the doctors office after getting vaccinated I immediately stepped in two buckets and my feet got stuck in the buckets and then when I was trying to get unstuck each of my hands got stuck in beehives
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I don’t care about the flag because I’m normal
Saturday, May 11, 2024, on Statehood Day, the ugly, new state flag will become official.
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having to show your vax card to get in somewhere absolutely owns. I wish I had to do it everywhere I go. excluding the unvaccinated feels great and I love doing it.
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My dad died today. I loved him very much and I will miss him terribly. Thanks to all who have reached out.
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twins regular season will end just like we all predicted in april, with a standing ovation for bartolo colon and a playoff spot
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hard to believe this style of humorless, grating condescension didn’t catch on with more voters in minnesota
Tim Walz, by his own admission, owns ZERO property.
Think about it- a homeless man is running for VP.
America truly is the land of opportunity!
(this isn't meant to draw attention to the fact he pays ZERO in property taxes. He's an 'Aw Shucks' Midwesterner, just like us).
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Biden's unconstitutional plan to cancel student loan debt was a slap in the face to the majority of Americans who did not go to college or already paid off their debt. Americans should not be forced to subsidize someone else’s tuition through their hard-earned tax dollars.
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MSPers do not travel in these conditions unless it is absolutely necessary like your wife forgot to get a baguette for her brie
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I think it would be funny if a piano or perhaps an anvil fell on luka doncic
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I think part of the reason is the governor is actively suppressing covid data and then when scientists try to report the actual numbers he sends cops to raid their homes and point guns at them
Still waiting for an explanation from the lockdown crowd how wide-open Florida is doing much better than California and New York?
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paul I have some news about who makes up teachers unions you may want to sit down for this
I love our teachers. I don’t appreciate the teacher’s union that wants to keep kids out of school.
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viking helmet avi guys in absolute disarray
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I finished my 20th year of teaching in St. Paul Public Schools today and I am very proud of that
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ilhan omar: I think working class people should have healthcare and a living wage
the gop: she's a terrorist and should go back to her country
strib editorial board: hmm would it kill ilhan omar to reach across the aisle in a more civil manner
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I hope my wife likes the homemade edible bouquet I got her for Valentine's Day.
http://t.co/1HEdVrXlyS
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replies filled with "I don't have kids or my kids are older what do I get nothing?!?" and just to clarify yes that's correct. you get nothing hope this helps.
Under our child care plan, families making under $200k a year with one child could receive $4,000 a year for child care. Families with two children could receive $8,000 a year, and families with three children could receive up to $10,500 a year. We can get this done.
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excited for the weather to ruin everything I’ve been looking forward to for weeks and also try to kill me, love living in minnesota
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"he tweets to distract!!" I yell to my wife and kids, their packed car pulling away to start their new life
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gave up on caring about the vikings a long time ago but a season of mike zimmer being mad at kirk cousins for not getting vaccinated might get me back on the bandwagon
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well it had a good run
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we love to see it
At Webster Elementary in Minneapolis, Gov. Walz signs School Meals bill, providing free breakfasts and lunches to all Minnesota public school students
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I teach in a school in Minnesota and each and every one of my Somali students has been an absolute gift. this is his go-to line when visiting MN and hearing him say it and the crowd react the way they do makes me feel sick.
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feeling good about my dish to pass for the family reunion at my mom’s house tomorrow
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so gutting teacher's unions, slashing benefits and lowering salaries didn't attract more people to the profession. hmm you don't say.
Wisconsin Superintendent addresses teacher shortage throughout the state
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what if they try not calling the places where all the votes are uninhabitable hellscapes
Minnesota Republicans find themselves again in the political wilderness after Tuesday's election. For even the most seasoned party veterans, the path forward after 2022 is murkier than ever.
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last day of school also reminds me of this extremely good opinion essay one of my 4th graders wrote a few years ago
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just looked into taking the kids bowling with a friend this weekend at the amc lanes in bloomington and to bowl for a couple hours it would cost me $244. am I having a stroke.
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my first day as director of telling jacob frey which protests to attend and which he should skip isn't going well
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had to cover a 1st grade class today during my prep and I'd like to officially state for the record that people who teach 1st grade should make $350,000 per year
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turns out the alpha news polls conducted at bob kroll's backyard bbq weren't accurate
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will never forget when I learned that flight attendants don't get paid until the door of the plane is closed. thought I was losing my mind.
BREAKING: 26,000 flight attendants at American Airlines just voted to authorize a strike.
These workers haven't gotten a raise since 2019, and with 99% voting yes they're ready to win big.
Pilots at American Airlines just won a 46% raise, now it's flight attendants' turn.
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I love gaming the system by quitting my 95K a year job so my child can get free tuition and then having zero dollars for other stuff
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honey on your way back from the kitchen can you grab my steve bannon vitamins
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schools are extreme radical left indoctrination factories and also they absolutely 100% must open this fall
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wow. an absolute slap in the face to the hot yoga community.
BREAKING: Gov. Walz to mandate face masks indoors across Minnesota.
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hope the spoons meghan and harry registered for aren't too deep. the spoons we got are way too deep, they're terrible for eating cereal, soup. I've regretted our spoon choice for 11 years and I just don't want them to make the same mistake I did.
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my dad is staying home due to covid and he is absolutely crawling out of his skin because a brand new kwik trip opened three minutes from his house and he “really wants to check it out and get some donuts”
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I'm pretty worried about this capital one breach, let me just read the first sentence of this information on their site, take a big sip of coffee, and then read the bullet point underneath
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Adam I’m going to let you know how much teachers with master’s degrees make, you may want to sit down for this
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9yo constantly talks about the weather and today when he noticed a couple garage sales happening he said “well it is that time of year.” love having a 77 year old 3rd grader.
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@benshapiro
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have you guys considered the option of maybe just not filling your diapers about this 24/7
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on winter sundays once you cross 3:45 it’s 8:30 for the rest of the day
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my son's ER visit due to his anaphylaxis episode costs north of $1000, but our insurance is going to cover 19% of it! private insurance, thank you for this coverage. don't you dare take my beloved private insurance just keep your hands off it pal.
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My favorite team the Minnesota Timberwolves finally have a winning record and are on pace to make the postseason and I cannot stand watching them play.
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me last night when my lyft driver found out I was a teacher and asked if we still teach regular subjects or mostly just politics
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I've been printing my tweets out and mailing them to the Strib for 3 years and finally hit paydirt
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it’s a beautiful day to fight for a contract that puts Saint Paul students first
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is there possibly another chair he could've sat in while talking about easing the financial burden for working families
Prince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country"
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my parents bought my 6yo these sunglasses and now he looks like a guy who’s in AOC’s mentions telling her to debate ben shapiro
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"high school football games weren't being played because I didn't personally hear them while sitting in my living room" is honestly incredible. gonna be thinking about that one for awhile.
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oh great I had a freshly baked pie cooling on the windowsill and an antifa member ran up and stole it
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we drove by this building tonight in saint paul and the 10yo said he used to think it was the A1 steak sauce building
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my wife and I are on our first kid free vacation in 10 years and we are having a nice time in New Orleans. here’s a picture I took of her in the French Quarter. thanks for reading.
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kai forbath got released, he can go back to playing european assassins in direct to DVD nicolas cage movies
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I certainly don’t need affirmation from donald trump junior, but it’s still a bit disheartening to see calling teachers losers an applause line at a presidential rally
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
's message to young conservatives: "Keep up that fight. Bring it to your schools. You don't have to be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth."
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open enrollment time baby you know what that means: signing up for the cheapest plan my employer offers because the other options are too expensive. now to navigate a convoluted website to sign up and hoping I don't make a mistake which can't be changed for another year
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@ItsTheBrandi
"no, see it's from law and order."
"no, see it's from law and order."
"no, see it's from law and order."
"no, see it's from law and order
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MN gop showing off their unparalleled versatility in finding ways to be embarrassing today
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not entirely sure pushing every system we have to the absolute breaking point or beyond is the best strategy but I guess that's why I don't make the big bucks
As a wave of omicron infections surges across Minnesota, mail carriers and garbage haulers say they're struggling to keep things going.
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I think it’s pretty easy to do if you’re just normal
I am not sure how one walks through life without seething rage towards Anthony Fauci.
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yikes that NYT story on St. Cloud is rough. glad I live in the tolerant enclave of the Twin Cities. now to check my neighborhood facebook page to see who called the police because they saw a car with some rust on it.
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[smartly, using logic] giving kids free italian dunkers is fundamentally the same as slavery
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SPPS is staring with full distance learning and I think it's the right call and here's why: there's currently an out of control pandemic that has gone largely unchecked in the united states due to the government's complete abdication of duty to do anything to stop it. thanks.
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WCCO just acknowledged on air that Liz Collin is married to Bob Kroll and she hasn't reported on any MPD stories for 2.5 years
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we’re watching diners, drive ins and dives and guy fieri’s son was with him and my 10yo said “I wish I had a dad who had thousands of dollars.”
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do. . . . do reince priebus and steve bannon sleep in the same bed?
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