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"Ndikuda kufonera ambulance first ndobva ndakubhurai mese newe Spotty"
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Kutoti "I'm asthmatic" zvaitoitisa munhu famous kuhigh school mufunge 😅🙌
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Ndikaita mari, I won't say anything but there will be signs 🥱
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Mukaona ndisingabatike nhasi ndiri kumbodzidzira kucrosser marobots kuchitungwiza kwedu 🥱
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Hanzi a married man will break your heart until you feel like calling his wife 😂😂woti ", munogara sei naGiribheti nhai😭🙌?"
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"Hello, chitumirai mari yemukomana uyu please tanzwa nekunonoka kubuditswa mudanga "
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Kana paine mupurisa arasa MBOMA yake tinayo pano 🔥👍🏾
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Ndeipi program yaisvota uchikura seTalking farming /murimi wanhasi 😏?
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Hanzi Italian restaurants be like "winge` la sopo` na Chipsey`" 😂
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Kwanzi "You're single because there's no volcano in Zimbabwe. That's why you can't find a lava."
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Today is 1 December yet Covid came and you are still alive, find time to give him praise, let's honour him🙏
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Stop saving clothes for special occasions, being alive is a special occasion on its own.
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Ndichambodya pakiti rose kuti ndipedze shungu shuwa one handikanzwi ini 🥱
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Mimwe mibhedha yamunotakura muchibva nayo pajoza apo mati tidii nayo? muchatiunzira makonzo echiZulu imi😂😂
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"Iih veduwe ndipeiwo sadza richiri kupisa nhasi, ndanzwa nechirungurira😏"
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If a degree or a marriage certificate is just a paper koiwe sei vasina kukupawo😕
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Me running away shouting EKE guys 😂
WORLD WAR 3 MEME THREAD 😤
I'll Start :
Me taking a 2mins break from shooting to post a banger on X
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As long ndichiri kushandisa vaviri ava zuvaly 👇🏾 kugym hamundione 😌😂
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Kapain kekuona babe rako rakati Mrs C loading apa yako surname inotanga naM 😂
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Nyaya dzinotaurwa mupublic transport sure ka dzichanditadzisa kutenga mota nababa kudai 🤞🏽😂
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Danana nebabie rakanaka then you will know kuti BP harisi zita reservice Station chete 😂
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So nhai Gents why muchisvotwa nekubvunzwa mubvunzo wekuti "WHAT ARE WE?"
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"Hello, DAI munhu IYEYE anga ari paSHIFT nesu nhasi akadzoka futi mangwana anonakidza"
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Uchiri kurangarira pawainzi isa 1 cup yerice iwe woisa nesviquarter pamusoro, uchiri kudaro kumba kwako or adulthood humbled you?🥵
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Aka kaitove ka 168 hr protection cologne chaiko, svondo rese uchinhuwirira 😅
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Never underestimate those small achievements, they are small steps in the right direction one day they will turn out to be the biggest steps of your life.
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You should be proud of yourself for still trying, for not giving up because honestly life is tough.
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Legend going back home this morning kubva kwavaWinky, chiso chizere nemufaro 😁
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Immediately when you start saving money ndipo paunonzwa kuti sekuru vamedza demo😢😕😥
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Wapedza kubhadhara rent chasara kudya sadza nemazai mwedzi wese 😑😩
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Hariraswe nyangwe pauya matsva rinenge richingodzi "rihombe kwamuri dishtowel irori"😂🙌🏾
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Uchiti ugare pasi muinterview woona CV rako rakanzi curriculum vampire 😂😂😂 Unonzwa seunotsva so
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"Mama ndakufa"🤣🙌🏾 , kumabhawa uko hey isai tumvura mumahwahwa enyu
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I got the balloons..... Another year added.
Dear Lord, i am grateful😊😊🎉🎉.
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Wife: where are you going?
Chinenguwo : kunopedzera murombo
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Ko mari yebhazi yamaibhadhariswa kuschool rakazotengwa here 😂
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Tinavo vanenge mdhara uyu ipo pano, tisataure mazita hedu 😂
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Kana uchida kuona kuti 10seconds ne 1hour zvakafanana ita maplanks 👇🏾
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Bae wako anotokubatawo rwoko mustreet here kana kuti munongoteverana semakwai, vana veizirayiri makananga ijipita? 😂
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Chimwe chikosoro unotonzwa kuti huro haichazive chokoreti iyi mhani 😂🙌🏾
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Ndisati ndawacha magumbeze ndozvipromisa ice-cream nekuti zviye zvinoda motivation mhani 🥱
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Shamwari dzako padzinotanga conversation yechirungu ndopaunoona kuti you are very quiet 😂
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Wakambozviona kuti kana usati wapihwa change yako mucombi mweya wako hauzorore, haugadzikane soo 😂😂
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Rimwe gore ndakapotsa ndajoiner church yemwazha imika rudo so 😂 😂 🙌🏾
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I can't wait kugara ndega ndoti kana ndapedza kugeza ndongomhanya ndakadaro muroom mangu kunochinja 🥱😑
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Ndikuita zvandoda nemari yangu 🥱
Kana ndaita mari dakumbozvitengera cerelac ndizvidhlire hanty munhu anoita zvaanoda nemari yake 😁
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Pain yekupinda mupothole repatollgate wabva kusiya mari yako patoll gate is unbearable 😢
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While women are usually the immediate victims of gender violence, men are also victims but it's something we are not ready to talk about.😢
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Mum: "Enda kuchigayo"
Bro: "Mirai ndimbosote mastrings egitare rangu ndobva ndaenda "
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zviri mupolony hautombozvizive asi uda kuziva zviri muvaccine, tanga waziva zviri mupolony 😐
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Kune vakutadza kumuka vane maneta ekutakura cooler box😝😂 but anyway hazvinei neni vakamuka vacho murisei henyu 😊
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Kudiwa zvekusvika pakuti ukabika mbodza bae anongoti iwewe hauna mhosva hupfu ndohune mhosva 😂
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Kastreet kid kekumba kwedu, kagunduru chaiko tinokaona kanoverengeka pamba😂😂🙌🏾
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Mamwe masalary kungotendwa nekuvabatsira hadzisi pay dziye 😥
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Ndakudawo team yebhora yekusupporter ini😑 ndosupporter ipi nhai vanhuwe? 😎
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"Pacharoorwa Miriam toita mumwe chake mumwe chake mukadzi wangu "
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Kusazongogona kusuka hawo makonzo epajoza asi kubika anobvonga 😂🙌🏾
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