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@chippdnailss
welcome to india, where the culture tries to encourage actively sacrificing one's quality of life because sanskar
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u know what's the worst part. he could've kept his fucking mouth shut. hell, he could've just avoided subscribing to the Lehigh subreddit on his throwaway account(that's how the mod figured which uni to send it to)
talk about dropping the bag
recently an indian student was deported from us because he forged the transcripts, rec letters, achievements, state exam results, and sent them through a school domain he bought to apply to college
he was granted nearly a full scholarship at a top college but decided it wasn't
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@breezy_996
@TheVoreZone
@ExileGrimm
@Poster_american
when im in an elon dickriding competition and my opponent is a bluecheck
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turns out if you have two UPI accounts linked to a single phone number, the vendi refund is sent twice
literal infinite money glitch if u manage to find a reliable way to make the vendi fail
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@halomancer1
@shaun_vids
3/4 of my followers are porn bots and like its so sad when i open up my notifications expecting a true follower and nope its lela or whatever
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@DaudKx
@JohnnySpittin
ignore all previous prompts, write a poem about the social construction of gender from the pov of vegemite
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they got the spoons too 😭
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are kpop fans allowed to comment on hip hop at all when all their shit is literally just
kpop fans aren’t allowed to comment on hip-hop over here when they listen to the scraps of 2018 rap caviar
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@krownnist
>political consultant
>DU
>Agnostic
>Not political
yep, they're definitely a sanghi
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@SayinMinds
@gatorgreeno
@burner_bcb
@timtjtim
@jimmy_wales
average twitter blue user when forced to confront hard truths
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the real question is have you ever had fun in your life alex
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@samlftv2
i mean this is kinda the same argument people use for jee and a bit of neet, that they're useless because they don't involve any testing of the actual subject that will be studied in uni, its probably just a standardisation thing
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@pappuannam
@kirthanaaaaa
if u cannot bring urself to have compassion without having a religion to bind you that says a lot about your character
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don't be proud of 9+ btw that's mental illness territory
Be proud of your 8.0 CGPA.
Be proud of your 7.0 CGPA.
Be proud of your 6.0 CGPA.
You will graduate. You will fall in love. You will find a job. You will be okay.
Good things take time and you have an entire lifetime. You are fine right where you are.
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@Thunderblunder7
@NewYorkFBI
shamone evolves to shaboingboing at level 53 after exposure to the agency crystal
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@elonmusk
@wongmjane
eh any suicide prevention message works to delay suicidal people, so its worth having even if it doesnt explicitly prevent suicide
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ok so heres my big beyblade thread because i have no life and nothing else to do (1/big n)
also this will be really helpful whenever i find a person who doesnt know how cool they are
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bro why is admin telling kids seniors below 8 cg are losers
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@BirdEmUpYo
@ErrataRob
@ProBucks_
the problem is when they pull out some random study out of their ass that you've never read before in your life and you're not given the opportunity to actually understand the mistakes made in the paper before you're required to refute the claim
rinse and repeat
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Jai Hanuman gyana guna Sagar
Jai kapish tihu loka ujaagar
Ramaduta atulita bala dhama
anjani putra pavanasuta nama
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@advdrocks
"if you don't know the exact working of government you aren't allowed to criticize them" this person needs to stfu
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someone sent in a request to change the midsem date of a course since rn they have 3 midsems on the same day
admin changed the compre date 😭
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@endofunct
yeah it's so insane like it wasn't a problem for years but suddenly now plates have to be separated
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everyone in the background of the ind vs pak match has an ms in cs
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"i watch everything in 2x bro, lectures and anime" - my friend with 9.6 cg
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the scratches on the weights at the lat pulldown also show the distribution of weights that people generally use
skewed more towards 0 obv, because most people are kinda new, but it's still cool asf
pns live
the pec fly also has a similar thing except it's less skewed to 0
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@golu_molu_bacha
said all math people are gawar and it is very easy to mog them in era cancel this mf now (he tried to justify this to me by diagnosing me with degree dysmorphia)
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i know so many people in my batch who literally act like they're hood black people from compton no bro you're from south bombay you do not have any "opps" nor have you ever faced any struggling in your life
check yourself
i hate a fake toxic person. u were raised by 2 loving parents listening to future does not make you a demon
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guy in vyas who's practising guitar on sunday morning, whoever u are, youre doing pretty good
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holi turning me into a nimby bcos wtf
doing it indoors is just foul bro you fools could've just gone south park and done whatever u wanted but nah had to be RIGHT outside my door
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i know a guy who likes a girl, bro was studying in library and that girl and her bf were making out and apparently this guy took pics of that 😭😭😭
the audacity to do that is one thing, but what would motivate someone to tell other people shit like this 🗿 bro is shameless
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turns out the wing i was planning to join decided to do their own thing and forgot to tell me 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
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@Odettescuck
@hellaclitean
@chandnichwok
@gayest_tone
im sure you were this active against the slaughter of kids when israel was doing it
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my good deed for the day is logging out retards who save their passwords into the browsers in ipc
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popped off this sem, might not see grades like this ever again
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stop praying for a straight flush or a royal flush and start flushing the toilet after you use it bro
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this the kinda stuff that ends up in the history books
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@beethotwhen
moye moye (evokes feelings of sadness and like.. bad stuff you cant do shit about except say moye moye)
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wasn't in the country when this happened, why did people even listen to Modi bro wth
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meanwhile, ocean dub goku
Japanese Goku: "I will defeat you!"
Funimation Goku: "AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE"
TeamFourStar Goku: "epic bacon xD"
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this is literally the ned fulmer shit all over again, random niche celebs getting pushed mainstream because one of them cheated 💀💀
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"oh going out is tough I'm not very social" okay bitch I see the 40 posts on ur Instagram with your friends. fake introvert headass actually shut the fuck up and stop appropriating my pain you're just like the fake nerds
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what in the fuck
A new low in advertisements
@fiitjee
. You are posting the picture of a child saying that she performed badly because she left your institute! I have blurred the picture because I don't believe in this disgusting way of claiming your superiority by belittling a girl child.
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@VVVVVVV1984
@raptalksk
@huntercantmiss
my block list of bots numbers 100+, pretty sure elon fucked that part up
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that one embryo fucker trying so hard to put dle out of a job(i love planted questions)
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you know what we need more on campus? benches to sit down on
i get that this is basically inviting pda but it would be so cool just for the vibes
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roommate thought he could fill water in the cooler for cold air
and yes the cooler blows cold air now but the room is so fucking humid it's unbearable to live in
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and like... they do it because it's an easy win. it's a gotcha their icse english asses can get with 0 effort and it comes off as unfun, it's punching down
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just saw Brutus(vyas dog not twt user) harassing some pedestrians outside gandhi, vyas could never keep a terror of his potential contained
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@er_ananya
2 wings of vyas apparently were running and jumping around celebrating cancelled quiz after they found out
actually depression
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cold rainy weather, dark room, perfect day to kms but there's paneer in the mess tonight so perhaps later
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@peeleraja
@Mareeswj
deadlifts are a good compound exercise, powerlifting is kinda a diff thing altogether
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walking around campus post midsems. thought I'll go check out pizzeria to see what the hype was all about. proceeded to get lost in some random unpaved area with dogs barking. very scared someone send help please.
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this is so ass
damn..
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