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i think if someone told me that in another life they would've really liked doing just laundry and taxes with me, i would grab the universe by the neck so that it makes us do laundry and taxes together in this life
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The lack of hostility in this video due to the absence of white people is craaaaaazy
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imagine telling someone that our current prime minister cannot prove that he's passed 12th grade, hasn't even seen college, thinks ai is equivalent to mother, thinks he's not biological...aapko padhe likhe log shayad pasand nahi honge, desh aur duniya ko hain.
Imagine telling someone Rahul Gandhi is our prime minister 😶
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they promoted vodafone like nobody else ever could
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He's smaller than a plate of chilli garlic noodles
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i think all kittens have a bit of tiku badmas in them
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@approaches_a
oh righttttt racism has ended- they totally did not fuck with imane's career because an italian white woman felt like she got punched too hard in a boxing match.
anyway here's my cat, and he has 6 braincells more than u and he will also be ratioing you.
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it was MODERN!!! french even!!! she does NOT look like a pencil btw
glad we all collectively decided not to remember aditi's haircut at the end of jaane tu ya jaane na
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does my girlfriend even know the only reason i try out new recipes is so i can make her food always and keep her well fed
don't mind baburao, the sous chef
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a woman could work hard and literally get to the CANNES red carpet and annoying mfs like this unemployed bastard would still have some negative shit to say about her
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aapki voice mein saadgi hai nahi ranbir kapoor ji aur aadmi bhi suar ho
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almost everyday i come across a jindal vs ashoka tweet off so i might as well
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so basically, there's 3 types of electrodes- cathodes, anodes, and behenkelodes
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if i got slapped everytime i said "my girlfriend" I'd be so beaten and bruised in half a day bcs ur having chips? oh my GIRLFRIEND was having chips 3 days ago,,,
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if you harass a woman even once in your entire life, know that i want you to die and there's no redemption for you
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@Quality_JWC
Oh sorry like 2 white people were showing bare minimum niceness to an asian,,,shall i call bella hadid? do u also want a medal because u can't get one yourself?
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On another episode of Can't Make Shit Up,,,my parents think that my lifestyle is horrible and i keep taking meds for migraine and cramps and only ayurveda can fix me,,,
they got me prescribed weed.
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@SpeegSpuggly
🤔idk man if you imbeciles were soOooOo capable, kamala harris wouldn't be beating your asses
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noticed how women are willing to stand (sometimes even for an hour) in the women's coach of the metro rather than sitting on these 2-3 empty seats in almost every general coach- if this doesn't explain to everyone how we feel, not sure what would
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this cat broke our FAN today and fucked up some make up shit, now her face is pink but we have no clue how,,,
zuban kaali aur kartootein bhi😡😡😡😡
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that's fucking it. someone please give me a half decent explanation on what moye moye is
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bacardi rum infused cranberry juice (8% alc) you have rocked my world
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RAPISTS DON'T DESERVE LOVE, ALWAYS REMEMBER.
They don't deserve love. They don't deserve peace. They don't deserve empathy. They don't deserve contentment. Above all, they do not deserve a single shred of happiness.
They deserve punishment and death. No third thing.
I have a male cousin whose life I've been terrorizing after I found out he S/A a woman & his family protected him. Everytime he tries to date, I ruin it cos I have a mole in his family who spies for me. Rapists don't deserve love. As long as I'm alive, he will be single.
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got insanely owned by my auto bhaiya rn
told him to take me to the metro and he said 80 i said nahi bhaiya har bar 50 mein jati hu (which is TRUE) but aap 60 lelo,,,
he said roz 50 mein jate ho toh 60 kyu de rahe ho 😭😭😭😭😭
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watching straight people use we fell in love in october for their stories has me like
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deleted 197 contacts from my phone- almost felt like i'm erasing my own history. felt a little sad over not remembering 4 people out of these. didn't put too much thought into it but i was unable to make quick guesses so i moved on. one out of these four even had the name of the
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finally managed to get her to study, she can critically comment on the library of babel now.
churro bhenkilodi kabhi toh chup hoja meow meowwwwwr meowmeow?? mera exam hai???? ye likhegi simon bolivar ke baare mein??? ye banayegi a whole ass nmenonic to write his name??? bata bata???
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@PlsToAvoid
she can do whatever she wants with me <3, tum apni girlfriend ko boldena hasi mazak apne siblings ke sath kare
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bewdi saali
churro says that it's okay to have a coke addiction
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my girlfriend will legitimately block me someday but i will go down a hero (i love u v much pls never block me)
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@meiIord
gurl they're so fucking stupid. top 3 replies are
1) italians are not white
2) asians are white
3) someone doing google translate and calling me racist in the most respectful pronouns while using punctuation marks that don't even exist in my language,,,
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imagine marrying me, i do the bare minimum and make sure EVERYONE hears about it
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do u think that their periods ever synced up
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wonder what those full attendance awards in school mfs are doing nowadays- like, khush ho? ameer bane? koi tumse pyaar karta hai?
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how's ur day going? mine is going fantastic bcs i received flowers bcs my girlfriend sneakily asked which flowers i like and now i'm all 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 since last 3 hours
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on an unrelated note, i've been lying to my mom about being on my periods every diwali so i don't have to sit through the puja because it's a fairly misogynistic household 😌👍
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Who's gonna tell her it's TWO kittens
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how do i ask my mom what she'd do if i became a worm 🤣🤣🤣
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sab tod de, pura ghar tod de, fir ghoor bhi mujhe hi
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i told my brother that he's adopted. he said no, you're lying and i'm like yahi toh aapki galatfamily hai
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@RahulXusage
@_ambedkaritee
They're talking about pathetic people of authority who in fact are CHOOSING to provide food that lacks sufficient nutrition while the free midday meal scheme was started as a promise to make sure these kids are well fed with nutritious food meals. Hope your brain rot subsides.
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fir main mean girls ko badtameez ladkiyan bulaun?
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the loaf is getting baked
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happy that i made my bottom ass girlfriend laugh
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"im not against menstrual leave, i'm only against women getting a day or two's rest while they're in excruciating pain that men literally cannot comprehend making them care less or not at all, and i have decided that in order for women to be truly equal to men, they should show
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@Blanksntime
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🤣🤣🤣and to say this to the winners of olympics while u have to take copium to reach ur 500 steps target in a day
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i feel a very "i miss you more than I remember you"-esque thing for some people. sometimes i don't remember their face or their name or either but i know they have been in my life even if it was for 3 days or maybe 7 weeks. i just remember how i felt around them maybe. they
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How does one reply to the stupidest fucking thing I've ever ever heard? Italians aren't white, Indians aren't brown, the English are probably purple. What else
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went out w someone and they ended up being an "i don't really support bjp but i think muslims sus" and "everyone pins everything on capitalism bcs it's convenient" and "nooo even pleaded rapists deserve the entire trial process bcs they deserve basic rights" person
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guys i'm really sorry for being insufferable but i had to
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always had me shook y'all
do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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200g churro
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@ranamyungho
😭 the only valid reply out of eight thousand racist comments I've seen. appreciate it
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got this lovely ring for myself...will i try pouring actual chai in it? we'll see
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i think that a 57 year old srk starring in a movie called "jawan" is the most ironic thing i've read this week like- jawan hi toh nahi ho aap
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if u think ur girlfriend is mean to you, my girlfriend had my name saved as "gupta" in her phone
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it's better because the masala gets evenly dissolved first, otherwise you need to do unnecessary stirring to break the masala lumps.
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bro looks like this and thinks that the only dump he's going to be a part of isn't a garbage dump be fr rn 😭😭😭
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getting to know someone new is such a,,,process. and it's rather tormenting sometimes because I already feel so spent and chipped away. I don't have many conversations left in me. I just want someone to know me like my closest friends do and I want to know that someone like their
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who the fuck is choosing chana over ALOO TIKKI??????
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my last working day was 31st. they literally have all the scripts on their emails (multiple copies, btw). they just refuse to do the work on their own? insane bhai
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guys forget that fuck ass loser who will never find love and look at tiku badmas who is calling him bitchless in meowtalk
Call me a bit old-fashioned, but if my parents aren't happy at my wedding, then the wedding has no meaning to me. A wedding ideally means the union of two families.
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bro he's AFTER my girlfriend's job (sleeping w her face buried in me)
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the only 60 year old woman that matters has spoken, bye bye haters
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noida is the worst fucking city btw. i said what i said.
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Oomfs,,,, I need to talk to someone who has been a LAMP fellow pls help
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presenting to you, her highness shrimati churro rai gupta majumdar devi ji
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sher puttars
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i made the TINIEST paper boat and for size comparison here's the boat-
in my hands
adjacent to a standard sized ball point pen
one (1) airpod pro
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tacobell about to take the BIGGEST L by removing unlimited refills on soft drinks
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Uttarpradesh had the chance to do the funniest thing and it did
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Anatomy of Kinder Joy - Explored!
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This hinge girl was being all eNgLisH iS mY fOrtE and whatnot in a hella condescending (in general) way and used "disdainfullness" in her story. I replied with disdain is lit rally a noun and disdainfullness kuch nahi hota. She replied with touche???🤡🤡🤡🤡
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All I see is stupid ass privileged takes of men who have no idea about women's lives.
I personally know so many women (and am one of them) who have tried as hard as possible to change their parents' opinions and have had to give up. It comes at the cost of financial safety. Not
a retort to this i often hear from savarna friends is that talking politics within their families endangers their comfort/equation with their family, and the pertinent question is why is your comfort or safety more important than the literal lives of millions of people?
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SHE EVEN MADE NOTES???????
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uh huh
you're my good baby, my sweetheart. you behave so well when there's a knife to your throat.
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my cat knows that you're supposed to smell wine before tasting it
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