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I worry for the sun, yes, I worry for the snow
I worry I'll die young while I worry I'll grow old
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tell me you're from a desi household without telling me you're from a desi household
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our exams begin tomorrow and some mf sent the cheating group link to the principal 😭😭 big L
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thinking about this girl that asked me out to come jog w her at 6am on our first date😭
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Do you realise how it's always "do you watch the office?" and not "have you watched the office?" because we know that once you start watching it, you always watch it even after completing the series.
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we met again, she went home, i texted her i wanted to kiss you AND SHE CAME BACK DOWN AGAIN TO KISS ME AND WE FINALLY KISSED 😭
HAD THE BEST FIRST DATE EVER AND OMFG I LIKE HER SO MUCH ALREADY????
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followed back
liked a flirty tweet
retweeted a funny tweet
commented crackhead shit
flirted on tl
BOOM
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FINALLY MET HERRRR
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no matter how shitty our life was, meeting at 9:45 always solved the problems or atleast made them bearable
cheers to 10 years of "No idea"
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mummy just added brother's girlfriend to our family gc on whatsapp
WHAT IS HAPPENING ????!??!!!
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I either don't draw for months or spend more than 10 hours on a single piece. There's no in between.
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bursting crackers is stupid no matter what the occasion is.
yes, even if it's diwali.
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did you really choose your career or were you since childhood, conditioned by your family members to choose that career?
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why have guests stopped giving money when they come over? y'all handed me 1000rs when i was 6 and had no concept of money but now when I'm broke bc aashirwad de rahe ho bas?
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@sprshahuja44
bruh then why did you bake a 1kg cake for her😭 a small pastry would have been nice
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so I'm helping this girl I met on bumble w her CA exams prep and honestly, I'm more invested in her result now than I was in mine😂😂
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@luna_del_reyyy
lmao even you put up a notice that says "the above notice is in violation of the constitution and a court case will be filed if the threats materialise"
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HAD THE BEST FIRST DATE EVER AND OMFG I LIKE HER SO MUCH ALREADY????
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okay so maybe recreating that "hey lol" post gets you unmatched if the girl ain't on twitter😭😂
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I found these 2 kittens and decided to make them a makeshift home!
if something happens to them I'm gonna go all John Wick
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dekho, vaise toh mujhe sex milta hai nahi, lekin jeb me condom lekar zarur ghumta hu
Woke up to my mom telling me that mera wallet galti se washing machine mein chal gaya but not to worry papa took out all the stuff and placed it in the sun to dry.
Mere balcony mein 3 alag brand ke 5 condom dhoop mein sookh rahe hai. My life's a movie and a very tragic one.
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I'm in office and I really like this plant
should I just take a cutting when no one is looking?😭😂
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first time looking at himself in the mirror lol
i got Paws home cause I was bored😭😂
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My neighbour's house is going on rent.
Please pray that a cute girl my age moves in 😭😭
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@daixykaren
@artpixieee
WHAT THE FUCK? oH Boi LeTs sEe iF i CaN mAkE tHis WoRk
WOMAN IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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There can be no other winner. They are literally the perfect match😭
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NOW I KNOW WHY THE GOVERNMENT IS BANNING THE APPS ON 26TH!
27th ko friends reunion ke stories nahi dekhni hai unko
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I did it 😭😭
I'm in office and I really like this plant
should I just take a cutting when no one is looking?😭😂
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i get flowers for my desk whenever I go down for a walk and now imma make a thread
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mfers take an hour to get ready, click photos for another hour and then spend another hour editing them but caption those photos as "PHotO dUmP"
jooti meri
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throwback to the time I broke my back drawing on the wall.....which was repainted a week after I completed this.
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constantly torn apart between wanting to create awareness about issues and not wanting to be aware of those issues for my mental peace
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one of my best fits ngl
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Antonio was gay for Bassanio and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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@thepurpledoe
I'm in no way sponsoring people who i don't even care about to have free dinner
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🇺🇲: fuck you, my child is completely fine.
🇮🇳: nahi ji, saari galti issi ki hogi. Kisi kaam ka nahi hai nalayak.
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does anyone else feel that they are not in control of their lives anymore? that everything is just happening on it's own and we do not contribute a n y t h i n g to our lives?
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fuckin hell my therapist just sent me my invoice for therapy
51k 😃👍🏼
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thinking about the time I was caught by police at midnight cause I was out for a drive and he was about to fine me but I told him about my life about how I'm stressed at work, got family issues, mental illnesses and other shit and he just let me go w a warning 😭😭
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have y'all ever wondered that in the future you might be married to a person who is in your life even right now but you are just not in love yet or romantically involved.
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OMFG MY FRIEND PULLED THE BEST PRANK ON ME AND I'M IN TEARS LMAOOOO😭😭😭
He created an email ID under college name and mailed me saying the proctor has caught me cheating and I had to give the exam again😭😭 I legit texted the principal and mailed the college already😭😭😭
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from getting 7 likes on my tweets to 3 bangers in a single day😭 my brain overflowing w dopamine
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she didn't sit when I said "sit"
she sat when I said "aiya bes"😭😭
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bhai ye toh sidha attack hi kardiye😭😂 what happened to that gross photo?😂
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A FUCKIN KID JUST CALLED ME UNCLE??? TERE BAAP KE UMAR KA LAGTA HU MAI KYA CHUTIYE
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totally forgot about this but here you go 🥰
(not edited btw)
OH OH OH BTW DO Y'ALL WANNA SEE A STARRY NIGHT PHOTO I CLICKED WHILE I WAS IN IRELAND?
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