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my blue tick was nicked by Musk. I am largely irrelevant and do the acting in films and tele fings

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@AngelaRayner He’s trying but has absolutely nothing in common with anyone who isn’t a millionaire
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@jk_rowling Has anyone here actually ever met a trans person? I’ve met a few and they were perfectly lovely humble and kind and hadn’t raped robbed or murdered anyone.
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@mrjamesob Hi James check out the response. I’m a bit perturbed and slightly in shock.
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@KimKardashian well done Kim use your fame and reach-fight the good fight..proud of you kid #WeAreAllMuslimNow
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@Nigel_Farage Says the man who couldn’t get elected 7 times
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@KylaOfficialUK @jk_rowling No one is asking you to.
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@realDonaldTrump you put the wrong disk in your fembot.
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@madari2four @MetroUK I second third and fourth that..
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@GaryLineker I was trying to be cleverly sarcastic and grammatically correct all at once. Epic fail ( hangs head in shame) keep fighting the good fight x
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@darrengrimes_ Are you an actual person Darren or an algorithm churning out code which doesn’t work or compute
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@grantshapps @mrmarkdolan @GaryLineker Clearly you do Grant. You serve in a cabinet which would have deported you and your family escaping nazi germany.
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@HairWeave @KimKardashian full credit to her. Finally setting an example to her zillion followers
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@AdiGaskell @elonmusk That’s exactly what the new concept of free speech means. Saying what ever you like with zero consequences
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@JuliaHB1 @jacindaardern I think you’re farting out of your mouth again babes.
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@GaryLineker Just sorry your taxes out though 😍
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@mrmarkdolan If your children or wife or anyone you loved or cared about were being operated on would you be happy for the surgeons to be maskless/not wash hands. I doubt it. Again all this is just clicks and a salary. Nothing more.
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@Councillorsuzie why you retweeting swastikers Susan. It’s illegal and reprehensible. You’re a public servant. @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk @Twitter
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@KTHopkins Katie this is a bit like Hitler feeling sad for all the Jews he’s killed
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@darrengrimes_ Darren dearest the conservatives set the budgets. You are aware they do this right?
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@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump You should get out more
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@jane_gatsby Hi Jane please take a rudimentary look at deaths of women ( especially black women) over the last few years in childbirth. My wife had a Csec and it’s still birth. It’s not a top trumps of who’s capable of surviving massive blood loss and internal organ failure.
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@MarinaPurkiss She is quite brazenly prejudiced against anyone who questions the government .
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@campbellclaret @piersmorgan If nasty little oiks like Hartley Brewer and Morgan were taken off the air England would be happier
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@NadineDorries Yep-dear. If you are going to spout total nonsense prepare to be patronised from afar. You’re an MP not a rabble rouser..grow up 007!
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@darrengrimes_ No I think heads are in hands thinking how did that bin liner of a man ever end up as an MP.
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@LozzaFox I bet your family/ friends are just constant head in hands thinking where the fuck did it all go wrong with silver spoon boy. It’s embarrassing all this.
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@LayahHeilpern Have you read this tweet back to yourself?
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2 years
@MartinDaubney @MailOnline Martin I know you are trying to stay relevant but you can use your brain to create debate and conversation as opposed to just being a tit and posting a swastiker like it’s a normal thing.
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@RogerMetcalfeUK @LeeAndersonMP_ Yes you are. The really stupid parts where dog whistles and bollocks seems to rue the day
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@mrjamesob Feel free to be smug as fuck😜
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@big_mikky @SadiqKhan It’s not a personal vendetta it’s a London wide ‘fuck you’ and this is what you call democracy-debate, perspectives feelings and giant inflatable #TrumpBabyBalloon
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@jk_rowling All the horror of the last month is bringing out the decency in all of us however hard the bastards try to snuff it out of us
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@Haggis_UK Just trying to get seen and recognised by the far right overlords who run the shop. Sort of like an audition. 30p Lee is a perfect example of being useful and prepared to do the dirty work.
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@LozzaFox @GaryLineker Try telling that to my entire family who were murdered by as you say ‘leftists’
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@borissssova Why would someone spit at their own phone. That’s strange
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@mrmarkdolan Try telling that to the families of dead Covid patients. You’re a silly boy with far too big a microphone. Have some dignity and respect
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@TheMattWain Yes Matt we must get the Khmer Rouge to dispose of her and also anyone who wears glasses/can read/spell/think individual thoughts/string sentences together etc
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@Cobratate I prefer Tate Modern
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@omid9 That was concise informative and also witty
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@LozzaFox Um actually he does. He’s the elected mayor and speaks for us.
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@Councillorsuzie @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk @Twitter I wasn’t the one who posted a swastiker. Why did you retweet it on your work account with a kooky emoji. I lost my entire family in the holocaust. Is that funny to you? @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk
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@hj44_john @NileGardiner @MailOnline @danwootton Bloody hell john do you wash dishes for a grand an hour and bathe in Perrier.
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@marionste @LBC @mrjamesob Yes that’s an amazing idea Marion. We could dig for victory like in world war 2
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@matt020876 @keithinkrakow @ShappiKhorsandi Matthew you should have your children taken off you. Sounds like it’s essentially Giliad in your house. You don’t represent British people. You represent actual shit...I mean actual poo..love from me ( a South African German London born Jew married to a Turkish Georgian Muslim)
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@NadineDorries How is it possible to contradict oneself so severely in a tweet..I’d read back what you wrote dear.
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@carolvorders @k8tshires @guardian Who in government awarded the contract who thought ‘this company guys’ ‘these guys are well legit’
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@darrengrimes_ She’s a fucking hero and a role model. Meanwhile Darren watches love island and orders deliveroo
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@KTHopkins Trump is still not going to hire you lady
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@JaneyGodley So essentially if someone pissed by the side of a gravestone that’s okay just don’t piss on it. Or you can piss by the side of a child but not on the child.
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@TheBluestStar Calling someone a slimy little bum lick does somewhat firmly put you in the corbyn cult camp
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@piersmorgan It’s all bants Piers eh. Humiliating 18yr olds who have actually worked in their lives for something they believe in, rather then a populist seal beached in the upside down world of desperately having to stay relevant.
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@realDonaldTrump And that’s another ten thousand books sold #fireandfurybook
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@LeeAndersonMP_ If you try really hard you could get at least three up your arse Lee. Happy to film it. Like a charity thing. All proceeds to go to the House of Commons food bank…oh yeah there isn’t one.
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@REMASCULATE You clearly have a tiny penis and far too much time on your hands.
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@OwenJones84 Why is he so Anti EU bit exclusively pretty much employs people from the EU and takes advantage of free trade and freedom of movement
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@Anthony83368690 @LozzaFox Who are you so afraid of?
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@ManOfKent99 @mrjamesob How about just letting people in to fill the million or so vacancies in the UK and stop demeaning non white foreign people
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@OwenJones84 Are you a journalist or an unofficial mouthpiece?
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@ask_aubry He must get laid all the time.
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@chrislhayes Isn't it more like a smoking gun-an admission of guilt?
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@SimpyyGimpp @talliedar @GretaThunberg Not Greta you donut. Greta is ace.
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@TheRSC I would very much like Mr Letts to be blanket banned from attending theatre in this country and told he’s not welcome until he profusely apologises. Really hope producers act on this-a slap on the wrist essentially just condones his racism.
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@Ord_LeftRham It’s very odd to have so much anger for someone who can’t influence or affect what’s happening.
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@anadoluagency When Turkey says this you know America is in deep shit
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@ChloeAHunt_ It’s a few things. The US market hasn’t picked up yet it hasn’t translates into actual productions and also it’s really only briefly the end of the financial year . Also we are all shit and it’s never gonna happen for us 😳😂
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@BrexitBassist @bass4themasses Sorry did you just say you have black friends!!😂
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@LeeAndersonMP_ 30p mate you’ve been conned
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@piersmorgan @ChelseaClinton @jk_rowling enough now piers-enough..it's really embarrassing.
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@MartinDaubney Why we at the bottom of the G7 then genius?. There’s only so many times you can shine a shit my friend.
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@Cobratate Phone up bum-classic prison stuff. Good communicator.
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@bradfordlad5 @jessphillips You’re completely wrong on every level I’m afraid. Having lived with an investigative tv journalist for a year...nothing...nothing gets broadcast without legal going through it with a toothcomb. Also working in the media and being Jewish I’m part of a secret society. So I know.
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@LayahHeilpern Sorry..what? Are you impaired in some way.
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@bradfordlad5 @jessphillips What a horrible thing you are. How would you know what was heavily edited/left out . Were you in the edit? Have you any idea the amount legal a programme has to go through before broadcast.
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@RedRosa91940184 That’s what you call an opinion.
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@piersmorgan @johngreen a published novelist who hasn't written about 'take that'
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@meghanroyals It’s so damaging and so racist. If she was white with blue eyes she’d be labelled a quintessential English rose
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@Isysuttie My wife was mash up after jab1 but had jab2 yesterday and is totally fine today. Didn’t touch the sides but she can control the tv now with her eyes.
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@snb19692 You’re a cunt!…no you’re a cunt!
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@BrexitBassist London belongs to the people who live there.
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@candac19 @EveryCountry @paveldouglas Yes a Jewish woman you don’t like just call her a Zionist with zero evidence that’s so kind and not anti Semitic. Bit pathetic.
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@IsabelOakeshott All those high ranking Reich outfits you get to wear over the next 6 weeks.excited much!
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@candac19 @EveryCountry @paveldouglas You lost me at calling a secular Jewish woman a Zionist. Shitty and mean. You don’t know her but you just bandy around the word Zionist when a Jewish person who doesn’t fit your idea of how we should be shows up.
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@CHIMPSINSOCKS He has a very valid point Amanda. Straight celebrity barely legal relationships have been condoned and waved off for years. Caroline flack met Harry styles when he was barely 16-she was 32.
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@Nigel_Farage The mask has slipped-apparently you make a living from slagging people off and being racist. I know who gets my vote.
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@sammyanntyler @TalkTV What a soulless little oik you are. I really hope you don’t have to front hundreds of thousands of pounds to support a loved one. The figures are eye watering.
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@JannerJE @mrjamesob What do you enjoy now that you didn’t enjoy or benefit from before?
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@paveldouglas @DangleSpanners @EveryCountry Yeah she is a bit full on. The optics don’t look good for LBC and I think it’s a slightly strange hire.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ You will be on benefits in less then two years so it’s good that you are familiarising yourself.
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@KatieWeasel I really hope you never have someone just tweet your name as a possible sexual predator. I mean seriously.
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@jimma54 @CharlotteS98194 When he say that? Apart from never.
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@Nigel_Farage Enough about you dear what about Prince harry
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@SimonLivesey @StephenMangan A c**t is a c**t it knows no colour creed or gender. It’s just nasty as fuck
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@LozzaFox Who are you the mayor in footloose or something?
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@SarahMarg0 @jk_rowling I’d say if men want to be creepy and rapey wearing dresses in order to do it doesn’t tend to be a dealbreaker
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@BritainFirstHQ @JaydaBF @realDonaldTrump Yes but he would retweet a post from bob the builder if his nine brain cells deemed it relevant.
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@realDonaldTrump In other news 17 children were murdered..
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@robjeffecology Maybe think about all the people whose lives will be improved by a Starmer government and grow up a bit. The left can’t spend its entire career in opposition and protest
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