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OK what do we think of this? (list and theme suggestion courtesy of oomf
@hughtopia_
) maybe drop a like or comment maybe to gauge interest
does anyone want to do a reading group (maybe Love’s Work 🥺👉👈)? preferably someone who actually knows what they’re talking about
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the olive oil has to wear fishnets now, no doubt due to woke
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18 year olds trying to get out of national service
NEW: Rishi Sunak has pledged *mandatory* National Service for *every 18 year old* if he wins the election
— they will *have to* do either a year-long army placement or one weekend a month volunteering for a year
First ‘bold’ manifesto policy, but it will be highly controversial
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keir starmer in 2029 if he doesn’t listen to the dolls:
transphobia continues to be a vote loser it seems. some lessons there perhaps
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once saw a boy who couldn’t have been more than about 13/14 with a school group smoking as they walked down Broad Street. normally anti French but had to hand it to him in this case
One thing about Oxford there’s always gonna be some group of 40 obnoxious French teens on a school trip
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oh yeah not much on atm, I just need to recover from this illness. Then once that’s done, get good at studying and catch up all the work I’m behind on. And then develop several fascinating hobbies and erudite opinions about art, culture, and politics. And then get really hot.
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All I want in life is a bottom who will cook me all of the things bottoms aren’t allowed to eat
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if the public health people really want to cut smoking they should invent a cigarette which isn’t instantly sexy and doesn’t immediately evoke the smell of everyone you’ve ever truly loved in a kind of proustian reverie
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this doesn't fit the theme of my NYT transphobes thread but I'm obsessed with "Bruce Hogman" in Florida who used to be scared of trans people but now has his own little coterie of FTM gym bros with whom he regularly goes on "dinner dates"
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long explanation to my GP of why actually I MUST smoke, because vaping is terribly unchic now and snus is developing weird pseudo-eugenic associations on right wing twitter
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Plantagenet Charlotte: where do you even find eligible villeins now??
Plantagenet Miranda: I don’t remember the last time someone gave me feudal dues
Plantagenet Samantha: what that knight did to me last night was not chivalrous
Plantagenet Carrie: Big is going on crusade
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half my followers
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I love Chapel Rothko but her fans are so annoying
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lots of reasons for transphobia but honestly i do think one of the big parts of ppl's discomfort with transsexuality is the fact that you can change your body just cuz you want to. big scary realization there
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until people learn to behave themselves properly I’m going to have to do this
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ongoing list of things that might save me:
- queer community
- eating more walnuts and greek yoghurt
- lip liner
- joining a team sport and/or pilates class
- spanakopita orzo (actually tried this and think it came close)
- cat eye sunglasses
-adhd diagnosis
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spend your meagre allotment of daylight hours in bed 👀 ?
22 hours in bed today queen??
all day bed today 👀 ?
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🚨 career news: my mother has a new writing gig at the times 🚨
She was 18 when she ordered them online and this mother misgenders her the whole way through this piece despite saying their child has 'no regrets' years on. Enjoy sitting on your own in a nursing home.
Just for good measure
@PhilosophyTube
also gets mentioned and misgendered.
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lovely weather today … happy “thought I was emotionally complex but functionally just a big leaf” day to all who celebrate
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these election results show Labour cannot rest on their laurels or expect a long honeymoon. the only way they can lock down support is if Angela Rayner brings back the vogues and the trans rights badge. maybe some cunty sunglasses too
the way this historical image is now the deputy prime minister of the United Kingdom
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“biological sex is real”
yeah we KNOW. that’s why I’m waking up every morning and taking the pills that turn you into a milf
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diversity win: france just elected the first parliamentary representative with tboy swag
Louis Boyard, 23-year-old leftist French legislator who made headlines once for saying he used to be a weed dealer, was just re-elected to parliament
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(burning with jealousy) wow it’s so cool you got that flat in the enormous brutalist block by the station. yeah of course I’ll help you move in
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while waiting for the exit poll to drop I’ve finished! maybe she’s a little ugly but she’s a labour of love and an expression of my joy in my own creativity reshaping the physical world … there’s a metaphor in there somewhere
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spent 24 years making myself and others miserable and it turns out you can just … be who you want to be?
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various things which I have thought might save me over the past week:
- structured routine
- getting really into perfume
- having a nap
- going to the opera again
- learning how to do winged eyeliner on hooded eyes
- quorn nuggets
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sobriety WIN: this girl recreated the magic of bottomless brunch by drinking 5 syrupy mocktails and falling asleep on the bus
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can “girlcore” and “universal”womanhood posts stop being about disordered eating habits or like the assumption that all women wear make up and instead be about how often women look out each other or when other girls let you go before them in the club bathroom line
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(after maximum 3.5 hours sleep) why do I feel so shit? Could I be dying, or perhaps ontologically evil?
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please fuck off :)
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OK well I guess trans doctors and nurses should just go fuck themselves then
🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, says Wes Streeting.
Labour would ban all trans patients from "single-sex" wards, instead putting them in separate wards solely for trans people. Streeting says this is a "priority" for Labour.
(Via Sky News)
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Merlin’s a little shit who chewed up my trainers this morning so if he were human no doubt he would be voting Tory. we took him along anyway
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cool cool … btw where are the high quality studies showing cısgender children benefit psychologically and socially from puberty blocking treatments? since we’re so into evidence based medicine now 😊
Just to be clear this is from the text of the press release from the Cass team making it absolutely clear how much evidence was thrown away.
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good point Wes, children need to go through puberty. maybe we could just give them the hormones to have the right one first time round instead of suffering through the wrong one?
We don’t yet know the risks of stopping pubertal hormones at this critical life stage.
That is the basis upon which I am making decisions.
I am treading cautiously in this area because the safety of children must come first.
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@Gilofthepeople
I’m drowning the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervor, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. the authorities know but they can’t do anything, because of woke
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gnocchi, double cream, garlic, ginger, and fried vegetables are lowkey goated when emptying the contents of your fridge is the vibe
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how badly do you have to fuck up to make keir starmer look good by comparison
Rishi Sunak actually made an anti-trans jibe in front of the mother of murdered trans teenager Brianna Ghey.
What a disgusting man.
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me taking my mum to pride today:
well there’s the whole thing with bottoms and of course tops as well. and there’s more to it than that even
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for how long do we think polyamory is going to be “in”? need to know so I can get heterosexually married while it’s still subversive and countercultural
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les québécois need to be isolated and scientifically studied like an endangered species of tree frog
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sometimes the self checkout camera is your worst enemy. and other times? your staunchest ally
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think I have adhd but can’t do anything about it because I’m kind of at my limit for humiliating private psychiatric assessments right now
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whichever tory twink told them about this needs to be put down like a sick dog
🚨 “Priti [Patel] is the Brat candidate in this election,” one Tory MP told
@politicshome
🎓 She made her name as a Boris Johnson loyalist and remains a hit with the members. Can Priti Patel be the next Tory leader?
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