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Toon…Pint shits and giggles, Anti woke and proud! Flag shagger, Loves music and good Toe Tappers. Partial degenerate but lovable rogue. 🇬🇧🍻🤷🏻‍♂️

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Sounds familiar… whoever it is I love it!! 😍 #GOOSEBUMPS #NUFC
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😭 #nufc
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Well I have to say… you ain’t laughing now ! #EddieHowe #NUFC
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Name rarely gets mentioned for the best British player ever… Yet the only British 2x Ballon D’or winner! #classact #NUFC
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Clubs allowed Saudi transfers… Liverpool ✅ Man City✅ Fulham✅ Wolves ✅ PSG✅ Lazio✅ Inter✅ AC Milan✅ Atletico Madrid✅ Lens✅ Atlanta ✅ Celta Vigo✅ Roma✅ Man Utd ✅ Celtic✅ Everton✅ Barcelona ✅ Real Betis✅ Chelsea ✅ Teams not allowed #NUFC 🚫 Dopey fan logic
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@SurreyPolice What a load of tripe… The arrogance of your police afterwards talking to members of the concerned public was palpable!
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Had a much longer clip… But I won’t spoil it, I will suggest it’s absolutely spectacular and worth going down. @Sela @NUFC #NUFC Brilliant just brilliant
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Diego Carlos - Age 29 = £26m Sven Botman - Age 22 = £35m Cost effectiveness of the deal can’t be underlined 😍 My type of deal #NUFC
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Game no 1 @premierleague @FA_PGMOL different rules at the emirates again this year? #NUFC #PremierLeague
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🗣 "I'm proud of myself. A lot of work has been done and there's still a lot of things I have to improve. I wish I had more goals and assists but I'm happy with my performances this year." J7. 🫶
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Shay Given was loyal to #NUFC … he left because of Ashley’s ambition, even then he never slated the club or the fans! Remember him and a like 👍🏻 Also remember the charlatans who wanna be Geordies now …. Bellamy,Cole and Dyer! Geordies when suits
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@SkySportsPL Dive… yet here we are with obvious evidence being gaslighted so the game doesn’t look the farce this stuff is making it.
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Listen to Sir Bobby… Then ask is Eddie Howe the right man… 100% yes #NUFC
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Who’s the coolest #NUFC Barnes ?
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@UnmaskedAntifa The fact they have face masks says it all
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Matchday … ⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️🎶😍 We are believing again 👊🏻 #NUFC
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This is a cracking picture…
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He’s just turned 23… £63m is looking cheap #NUFC
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Starting to think this man is the largest clown in world football?
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@Ryanair For having a different opinion? Disgraceful
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Tonali… Happier,Laughing and Body Language Good to see #NUFC
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When football meets darts! The lads swapped the pitch for the oche as we mark the start of #PLDarts ... 🎯🤣 Bruno to throw first, game on!
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The love for @oldheatonian 😍 Nice to see
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@fesshole Clown… hate people who think they have a veto on other peoples opinions
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@MahyarTousi @dazzieb78 The minorities celebrating St George’s day are absolutely my favourite people… They show true social cohesion and promote tolerance between all. Bravo 👏
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Loser’s mentality… 🤪 Wrong!! This is a love supreme, supporters can’t change results but we can enjoy following our team win,lose or draw the love is still the same. This guy for me has it 100% correct. #NUFC
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@AdamCatterall If it wasn’t for the wobble round then it’s a Fury win… No clinic went on
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Don’t worry #MUFC
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@narindertweets @albieamankona 😂 Christ… talk about playing for the audience.
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Kevin Keegan… * Resigned from the cockney mafia in disgust * Dropped a division to play for Newcastle only as a 2 Balon D’or winner * Resigned from England due to him not being up for it * Saved Newcastle from relegation as a manager * Put us back at the top table as a club
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Who do you believe over “Andrew” Coles departure from #NUFC ? Great player no doubt I know who’s character I believe in and who believed in Newcastle United!
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Fabian Schar pisses all over Jonathan Woodgate as our best defender ever… Schar has much more to his game IMO I’d probably say Colo was better Plus a lot more before my time I bet It’s become an urban myth Woodgate, he hardly played through injury. #NUFC
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@racingblogger The best…
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How to state your a plum without actually saying it… #NUFC
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@LukeEdwardsTele Love Bruno as much as anyone but he does seem a bit dramatic. Goes down in agony most games but never seems as badly injured as you first think. Glad this is nothing serious 🙌
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Kevin Keegan signing for #NUFC was like Messi signing for Newells Old Boys for love… He then comes back to manage us and saves us from the football wilderness! Walks out a second time on principle due to the charlatans at the club. Put respect on his name #NUFC #LEGEND
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@mattletiss7 @michaelanders11 @theJeremyVine He’s stalking you … report him to the police, it that easy
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@Afcsammmm So … that’s 3 pens? Poor babies
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Makes you laugh when they say there’s not talent in the North East.. Bobby Clark 19 - LFC Chris Rigg 16 - SAFC James McConnell 19 - LFC Francis Okorokwo 19 - EFC Ollie Harrison 16 - CFC Shola Shortire 20 - MUFC The Question is ? Why are #NUFC so inept at keeping it ?
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I used to watch these thinking like likes of Hall/Liveramento were a bit shy and bashful They’re looking well happier nowadays, a lot more comfortable in their surroundings. Welcome home lads 😍 ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️ #NUFC
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From fighting on the Newcastle cobbles to protect his brother to fighting 90th minute against Ousmane Dembele to protect our house SJP… Often maligned but always standing tall from a young age The warrior Jamal Lascelles Put some damn respect on his name 👊🏻 #NUFC
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Anyone having a pop at the protesters is immediate block from me….. I’m full of admiration for people fighting for the #nufc cause 👍🏻
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Newcastle United will thrive without the City Centre but … Can the City Centre thrive without Newcastle United? It would be an unmitigated disaster! Any committee or council would be nuts not to facilitate this ownership in keeping the stadium where it is! #NUFC
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A statue for this guy isn’t a talking point… it’s a necessity! #NUFC #THEMESSIAH #KEEGAN #SUPERKEV
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The Adam P wildlife programme is all the #NUFC content you need … 😭 Piranha also known as arsehole Stingray also know as dickhead Move over Attenborough
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Let’s be honest Tonali ban,Group of Death,Horrendous cup draws and missing out on Europe like that… This was a cursed season But after the bluster, leaving the emotional real time disappointment behind, we played some great football and we are rebuilding! #NUFC #HWTL
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@GBNEWS I’ve been vaccinated… but if it was mandatory I’d tell them to do one 🖕🏻
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@EdwardDUK @HappilyUnwoke @Nigel_Farage Good honest working men… with a little class
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@TransfersToffee @ethan173882 You’ve embarrassed yourself with Newcastle… just bollocks tbh
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Exclusive: Isak plays today #NUFC
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My type to of craic 😂
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Billy Bigtime #MUFC can’t even sort Dan Ashworth out… Fancy approaching someone that will cost and not wanting to pay that cost! Bloody amateurs!
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I’ve noticed 2 x YouTubers saying it’s their “lowest point” from a #NUFC game… Really… I mean really ? I don’t mind these people they’ve grown on me to some extent but miles out Doom Merchants and Drama Queens. Clubs never been in a better place, doesn’t happen overnight 🤫
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I feel horny… 😍 #NUFC
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@talkSPORT Agbonlahor was the Villa equivalent of Shola Ameobi… Stole a living
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@GBNEWS No we don’t She hates us
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@Chrisro30414285 You can’t even spell it… Looks like the education systems shite aswell!
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Out of all the Managers to lose your ticket for and get jail for …. Eddie Howe ? Got to be the thickest fan in the world 🌎 #NUFC #LUFC
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Damn it’s good to be a Geordie… #NUFC
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@fcunion_en Keep woke 🫣 Still not entertained
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This guy needs a statue… Not arsed if he wants one or not He needs to know how we feel will he’s still here #NUFC
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28 years ago today KKs rant about Alex Ferguson ! KK gave me the best days of my life 🏁 #NUFC
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@LFCautumn @_AdamSzn So you think an accusation should ruin their careers 😭
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Saudis don’t brag they do… Darren Eales: We’re back lads Jamie Reuben: Don’t doubt we will be back Ghodoussi: This is just the beginning Players: You can’t believe what’s coming No need to be sad We have our club back The bigger picture I’m overjoyed #NUFC
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@ACORNunion @iloveidpol Be worse with heating IMO
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My heart goes out to Arsenal fighting all the corruption… #NUFC #WHUFC #AFC
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@worflags Matt Targett…. “They say never fall in love with a loan player”
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Personal opinion on Shelvey… gutted but he had his limitations! At this point though we must replace him! Good deal for everyone on the financial side including Jonjo. No doubt he came a scouser and leaves a Geordie. Respect earned #NUFC
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@WestHamPlace @vincenzoball You never will in Newcastle unless we’re provoked or the odd big time charlie. Everyone is welcome
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@Mrjamieohara1 It’s cause we’re all dense and can’t keep up Jamie 👍🏻
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@NFFC We stand with #NFFC and #EFC The rules are a joke protecting a cabal of self preserving clubs.
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@GBNEWS There’s a line, Harry crossed it and more!
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@crahin11 @courtsnewsIRL Break into someone’s home your fair game simple as that.
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@devilsnight Morgan …. Some people just don’t realise people stand up for the truth not a gender. Truth seekers will be eternally grateful to you. 🫶
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Looks like #MUFC have got themselves a Joe Biden type owner on their hands… He’s batshit crazy #NUFC
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@itvfootball @Lionesses @ManUtd Christ… shit pen, average save.
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Frightening that Man Utd are so incapable of sorting Ashworth out… Massive red flag 🚩 No cognitive work going on. £2m for a bloke we paid £3m compensation ourselves. Wait to Jim starts buying players #NUFC #NUFC
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@YvetteCooperMP So much passion except for grooming gang victims… They’re just collateral
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@Michael50787444 Ill informed dopey fan logic in real time 👀
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@BladeoftheS They don’t have to a lot are in NATO ya dope!
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Sir Bobby … 🙌 #NUFC
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Leave them alone, they wanna feel at home … #NUFC #AFC #arsenal #NEWARS #LONDONISASHITHOLE
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If you had of told me 1st October instead of Bruce/Ashley we’d have Howe/PIF et al 5 weeks later I’d absolutely 100% snapped your arm and leg off….. Anyone remember we couldn’t get a loan in pre season ? Mental THANK YOU MY NEW CREW 😍 #nufc
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Garang Kuol Not ready to play any minutes against Ross County at 6-0, Ready against Rangers… 2-1 down Hearts logic or as I like to call it total buffoonery #NUFC
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@afneil South Park is telling “their truth” Hope they feel a burden has been lifted
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@anthonygordon Under Geordie protection these days #NUFC
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Let’s run it back in full. #NUFC
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@jgnufc1 He struggle with that lass, the old dude and the barrier. Think you’re safe Although you never know with the dolly dimple ones.
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Happy Clappers… or realists🤷🏻‍♂️ Bumping ya gums because we didn’t beat Man City away? Now that’s some dumb shit ! 💩 These clubs have been investing heavily for decades not just a couple of years. #NUFC
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@TheFabBookLover Rational thinking to me… colour is irrelevant
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@OwenJones84 The Labour right wing… that’s a new one
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