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Fernando Gutierrez

@fernando

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I invest in alternative assets, mostly real estate & cryptocurrencies. Sometimes I shitpost, sometimes I analyze crypto projects + concepts so you don't have to

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@PicturesFoIder Let's first get rid of daylight saving time, and then we can go for more ambitious stuff

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I'm not sure what's worse, the lizard or the flies 😂

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@PicturesFoIder @AMAZlNGNATURE No. Just no. No cave exploring. Ever.

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@PicturesFoIder He is already in another country by the time she realizes he's gone 🌎😂

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@stats_feed Many countries with some level of caution are way safer than the US 😂

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Then, the mother bear appeared and ate them. No good deed goes unpunished.

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@stats_feed Apple fanboys

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@buitengebieden Your honor, I didn't do it! It went into my mouth on its own

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@stats_feed The Oral Office

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@Gianferreyra_ @JMilei Ese conductor es un psicópata. Si haces eso con un perro eres capaz de muchas cosas horribles

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What is Axie Infinity ( @AxieInfinity $AXS $SLP)? 👾 Pay for fun or play to earn. In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Poor dog is asking itself why did it end in the only home where being a rottweiler doesn't put you on top 😂

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Human kids don't listen. Elephant kids don't listen. We're more similar than we think

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@interesting_aIl @AMAZlNGNATURE It's so good that it took me a while to understand what was happening

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@Austen "We sympathize with the shoplifting and all of that". Seriously?

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@buitengebieden That woman will have a loyal friend forever. And hair everywhere in the house to prove it 😀

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@Osiasart @SilverSecundus Shame on @verge for publishing that crap

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@stats_feed If your native language is English your need to learn another one is greatly reduced

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@dog_rates Someone give that dog a proper job

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@buitengebieden What?!? They did not like it??? 🤣🤣🤣

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@stats_feed Piña in Spanish, and that's a lot of countries

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El batacazo de Prisa/El Pais, en un tweet. ⚡️ “💰 El batacazo del bitcoin, en 10 tweets” by @el_pais

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@UberFacts My mother in law

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@esdlbirra @IreneMontero "A qué te refieres?" 🤦‍♂️🤣

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@100trillionUSD What could kill Bitcoin?

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@dog_rates I'm as confused as him

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2 years

Posiblemente hayas visto algo sobre el inmenso ataque de $620 millones a Ronin/Axie y te estés preguntando como cojones ha ocurrido. O qué es Ronin. O un bridge. Una explicación fácil para que lo entiendas 👇

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@niporwifi De lo más cutre y triste que he visto en mucho tiempo.

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Qué carajo es eso del de-peg de UST? Si no entiendes nada y la LUNA te confunde, sigue leyendo 👇

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@stats_feed Having one wife can be a full time job. Having many sounds like a nightmare 😂

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@clarincom @JMilei Y todo le mundo ya sabe que lo cumplirá

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What is Terra ( @terra_money & $LUNA)? 🌏 🌔 Crypto money for users who don't care about crypto. In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@stats_feed In Spain, it depends on the region. In Madrid, there is freedom to open and most do. In Switzerland, there are exceptions. The ones near railway stations or at touristic places, often open on Sunday too.

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@JMilei Lo vas a tener que explicar más claro, recuerda que son analfabetos

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@buitengebieden That speed and impact technique. That dog should definitely appear in the Superbowl 🏈

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@cryptrus @terra_money I've been involved with crypto since 2012-13 and I had not seen anybody execute as Terra is doing. I'm extremely impressed.

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@zerohedge @GaryGensler Listen to their actions, not their words

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What is Avalanche ( @avalancheavax $AVAX)? 🏔 An advanced student in the #Etherereum -killers class. In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@AMAZlNGNATURE The dog passes by and is like 'this two again' 🤦‍♂️

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@JMilei En algunos sitios tiemblan si ven un portaaviones de Estados Unidos y en otros hacen una fiesta. Mejor estar en el segundo grupo

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@dog_rates Ranking all these is an impossible task 🙈

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What is @THORChain ( $RUNE)? 🔨 Cross-blockchain #DeFi ! In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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What is Ravencoin? 🔖 There are more ways to create tokens than ERC-20. A quick intro in 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@dog_rates That's why it's important to play with your dog and throw a frisbee

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@ahorrandoclick1 Además de clickbait, consejo de mierda

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@TrungTPhan I know this sounds crazy, but you can still go out without your phone 🤯

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@WatcherGuru It scares me how much hope is being put on ETFs

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@crisis_uk @GeorgeMonbiot Good luck getting those fines paid

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@WatcherGuru Zero. The probability of this passing is zero.

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@PicturesFoIder Nurses are heros and they live among us

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@WatcherGuru Listen to what they do, not what they say

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@buitengebieden That leopard just wanted a toy

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@TrungTPhan Anti portfolio. I love when people admit openly to these mistakes instead of just bragging about when they got it right

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How Venezuela Came to Be One of the Biggest Markets for Crypto in the World - And how $Dash thrives there! via @cointelegraph

How Venezuela Came to Be One of the Biggest Markets for Crypto in the World

Venezuela’s adoption of Bitcoin is a tale of rampant hyperinflation and cryptocurrency evangelism.

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@UberFacts And most of them will do a terrible job at it

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@stats_feed 34 trillion dollar club: US debt

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@WatcherGuru I feel like I've read this 20 times already

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@UberFacts Terrible teeth

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@UberFacts Adolf

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@dog_rates I'm not crying, you're crying

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@buitengebieden Don't lose sight of your wallet near that guy 😂

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@chamath From what I've read, most of the nanoplastics seem to come from the treatment of the water, not the bottles. The problem is harder to tackle than just cutting on bottles.

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@juanrallo En realidad Milei ha sido incluso más visto. Twitter y YouTube están llenos de versiones y traducciones.

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@stats_feed He grew up to be a former smarter kid in the class

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@AMAZlNGNATURE If she decides to win he is gonna lose his hand 🙈

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2 years

Y por favor comenta si quieres más contenido como este en español. Generalmente escribo en inglés, pero quiero probar cosas nuevas.

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@dog_rates Camouflage dog

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@dog_rates Where is the rest of the dog?

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@buitengebieden That's not a jump, it's a perfect landing by a flying dog

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Nobody needs another donut

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@JMilei Qué bueno es decir abiertamente lo que cuestan las cosas

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@AMAZlNGNATURE There is something similar in Asturias, Spain. Gulpiyuri Beach

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@nikitabier That's why you get to met them. The others are busy for you

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@AMAZlNGNATURE This is how curling was invented

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What is #Dash ( @dashpay $DASH)? 💵 Digital cash. In 5̶ ̶t̶w̶e̶e̶t̶s̶ whatever it takes because there is too much to say 🧵👇

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@JMilei Los diarios en todas partes han dejado de ser una fuente fiable de información. Luego se quejan de que la gente ya no los lee.

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@WatcherGuru @Cobratate This kind of crap always happens near the top of the market. Hopefully, this is an anomaly and not a sign that we're going down badly

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@buitengebieden The cat pressed the secret button that puts the dog in demo mode 😂

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@lepslair @PicturesFoIder Same in Europe. The EU polled the population on this. A huge majority wanted to make it disappear. They did a couple announcements and forgot about it.

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@CelsiusNetwork You will only lose our funds. Don't worry, we know.

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@100trillionUSD Don't laugh so hard; not everyone can be a functional human with basic math literacy 🤦‍♂️

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@JMilei @seanrad En el peor de los casos, que al menos haga una tarifa argentina reducida para ayudar a pasar el período de mayor sacrificio con más diversión

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What is Sovryn ( @SovrynBTC $SOV)? #DeFi for #Bitcoin , with some extras. In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@stats_feed Argentina will abandon the top of the list soon thanks to the policies by @JMilei 🇦🇷

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3 years

What is Amp ( @amptoken & $AMP)? Transfer insurance on the blockchain. In 5 tweets 🧵👇

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@dog_rates (un)guardian dog 😂

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@mrjamesob All for the people, without the people

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@NateSilver538 Nobody can say lab leak is xenophobic in good faith nowadays

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Short crypto threads so you can be up to date with the projects and ideas that matter most 👇

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@buitengebieden Did you expect a dog to call them on the phone???

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5 years

1/ Just got out of a $Dash adoption event. Venezuelans in Spain sending money home with @dash_text and @bitnovo . As easy as it gets.

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@fasc1nate Don't hate the player, hate the game 🤷‍♂️

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@dog_rates She's gonna pick a pen any minute

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With today’s activation of ChainLocks and LLMQ-Based InstantSend, Dash transactions become FINAL in a second. That is the expected behavior of cash, and it is also now of digital cash!!!